- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Yes. Reach is coming. Along with that, new forge. In it we get new items, new equipment, and a bunch of other hidden surprises, that I've decided to reveal here. Yes, Right here. Here is the new Items available for Forge:
Exploding Warthog: explodes upon press RB
Zombie AI spawn point: Brings Infection to a whole new, but rather confusing, level
Remote Control mongoose: Imagine the look on your enemies faces when they try to dirve away!
Automatic Traffic Cone: you can never have too many lol's
Imatation Teleporter: For those midbattle "WHAT THE HELL?"'s
Hogwart - Kind of like the Warthog, except everything about is stupid as hell.
Women Cannon: turns red, and'll refuse to catapult you once a month, guarenteed
Shrinking Wall: I could've sworn there was a base RIGHT HERE
The Covenant Scorpion: Is it a Wraith? Is it a Scorpion? Who the hell knows?
The Lead Bubble: ...once you enter, you'll never exit again
Active Cameltoe: this one speaks for itself
Overkill: Hey! an overshield! BOOM! overkill
Reverse Rockets: Take aim at your enemy, next thing you know: you'll entire team has been blown up right behind you.
Spartain Laser-pointer: Confuse your friends with an infinatly charging Splaser!
Despawing Banshee: Despawns when someone gets within 5 meters of it.
Car Bomb: Looks like a tripmine, explodes like a tripmine, but f**k you, its a car bomb
Deployable Tank: F**k your enemies up when they are coming at you.
Drivable Forklift: Rearrange the entire map, in midfirefight
English to Blarg-Blarg Translator: For use on maps like The Pit where there is a megaphone.
LAWL, plasma grenade: Will stick to somebody, but will never explode. Great for LAWLs
Joke Gauss: A regualar Guass Warthog, that fires a boxing glove attached to a spring.
Holographic Ghost: Ohh, the Irony!
Kill Shield: A red shield door that has the effects of a killball when crossed
Mini-elephant: It's about the size of a model car, and it's still slow as hell
Grunt Birthday Party Gun: A BR that fires Confetti!
Now remeber: Keep this a secret: Bungie won't want their ideas getting leaked out quite yet. Enjoy. You can request items you would like to see in Reach, I really don't care. See ya in Reach!