- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
My Friend Angelus Did this He killed himself 999,999 times.
Errrmmm... I highly doubt it. Lets look at the numbers. 999,999 is essentially 1,000,000. O.K., we are going for speed, so we need the quickest REPEATABLE way to commit suicide a million times. I'll assume a single game (not running multiple games on multiple consoles); multiplayer; no "bots;" and frag as the chosen method. A frag takes 3 seconds to explode + 2 seconds of third-person-view to watch yourself die + 5 seconds to respawn. That is 10 seconds, total, to the next kill; assuming that your attention span will allow you to time it perfectly every time, hour after hour after hour...
So, assuming you could do this, you could get in 360 kills per hour. This would yield a million kills in 347 days of continuous 8-hours-per-day killing. Someone who has a severe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (and I mean severe OCD) might be able to pull this off; but it is easier for me to believe that Angelus fabricated this story.