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My Friend Angelus Did this He killed himself 999,999 times.

[Edited on 7/23/2004 2:48:56 PM]

  • 07.23.2004 2:47 PM PDT
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He needs to get himself out more, or seek professional help, just messing, but he should really try something else now.(that does not invlove blowing himself up)

  • 07.23.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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Elite are you going to kevins today

  • 07.23.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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No i'm not.

  • 07.23.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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he's got WAY to much time on his hands

  • 07.26.2004 10:13 PM PDT
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u own yoozels bible don't u? Human sacrafice baby

  • 07.26.2004 10:16 PM PDT
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so he counted his 999,000 deaths? or how did he arrive at that #

  • 07.26.2004 10:38 PM PDT
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do you habe ANY idea how long it would take to kill yourself 999,000 times. Weeks, MONTHS possibly of non-stop gaming. I can only guess this guy has no job or girlfriend.

  • 07.26.2004 11:43 PM PDT
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if ya got somethin for killin yourself 999 000 times i would understand but their is no point i dont think and if you killed youself that amount of times wouldent you kill yourself just 100 more times to see if it can do 1000 000

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  • 07.29.2004 3:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: DSmasher
I can only guess this guy has no job or girlfriend.


obviously..

  • 07.29.2004 3:58 AM PDT

"There is no surer sign of insanity than trying the same thing repeatedly expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

I can recomend a very good psyciatrist.
a cnt spill.

  • 07.29.2004 5:01 AM PDT
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wow that must be boreing i sometimes spend 5-15 min just killing my self for the heck of it its fun :)

  • 07.29.2004 6:37 AM PDT
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whoa.. he could be a good suicide bomber, you know? and just for the record, i doubt that guy has *ever* had a job or girlfriend...

  • 07.29.2004 6:44 AM PDT
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My Friend Angelus Did this He killed himself 999,999 times.

Errrmmm... I highly doubt it. Lets look at the numbers. 999,999 is essentially 1,000,000. O.K., we are going for speed, so we need the quickest REPEATABLE way to commit suicide a million times. I'll assume a single game (not running multiple games on multiple consoles); multiplayer; no "bots;" and frag as the chosen method. A frag takes 3 seconds to explode + 2 seconds of third-person-view to watch yourself die + 5 seconds to respawn. That is 10 seconds, total, to the next kill; assuming that your attention span will allow you to time it perfectly every time, hour after hour after hour...

So, assuming you could do this, you could get in 360 kills per hour. This would yield a million kills in 347 days of continuous 8-hours-per-day killing. Someone who has a severe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (and I mean severe OCD) might be able to pull this off; but it is easier for me to believe that Angelus fabricated this story.

  • 07.29.2004 2:44 PM PDT
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Thats more teachnical than anyone needed.

  • 07.29.2004 2:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: NobleNick
My Friend Angelus Did this He killed himself 999,999 times.

Errrmmm... I highly doubt it. Lets look at the numbers. 999,999 is essentially 1,000,000. O.K., we are going for speed, so we need the quickest REPEATABLE way to commit suicide a million times. I'll assume a single game (not running multiple games on multiple consoles); multiplayer; no "bots;" and frag as the chosen method. A frag takes 3 seconds to explode + 2 seconds of third-person-view to watch yourself die + 5 seconds to respawn. That is 10 seconds, total, to the next kill; assuming that your attention span will allow you to time it perfectly every time, hour after hour after hour...

So, assuming you could do this, you could get in 360 kills per hour. This would yield a million kills in 347 days of continuous 8-hours-per-day killing. Someone who has a severe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (and I mean severe OCD) might be able to pull this off; but it is easier for me to believe that Angelus fabricated this story.



Nice

  • 07.29.2004 3:05 PM PDT
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way to technical im only new to halo but ive finished the maw its a really good game can someone give me codes

  • 07.29.2004 6:55 PM PDT
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way to technical im only new to halo but ive finished the maw its a really good game can someone give me codes

There are no codes for Halo.

  • 07.29.2004 7:01 PM PDT
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Just put it on 50% health rockets. Then tape the anolog stick so you're pointing down and tape down the right trigger. Let it sit for a few minutes/hours/days. I do it all the time.

  • 07.29.2004 7:02 PM PDT
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My way is quicker. It takes like four seconds each.

Posted by: NobleNick
My Friend Angelus Did this He killed himself 999,999 times.

Errrmmm... I highly doubt it. Lets look at the numbers. 999,999 is essentially 1,000,000. O.K., we are going for speed, so we need the quickest REPEATABLE way to commit suicide a million times. I'll assume a single game (not running multiple games on multiple consoles); multiplayer; no "bots;" and frag as the chosen method. A frag takes 3 seconds to explode + 2 seconds of third-person-view to watch yourself die + 5 seconds to respawn. That is 10 seconds, total, to the next kill; assuming that your attention span will allow you to time it perfectly every time, hour after hour after hour...

So, assuming you could do this, you could get in 360 kills per hour. This would yield a million kills in 347 days of continuous 8-hours-per-day killing. Someone who has a severe Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (and I mean severe OCD) might be able to pull this off; but it is easier for me to believe that Angelus fabricated this story.

  • 07.29.2004 7:05 PM PDT