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Sony Executive: "To save money, we're going to pull 5 million Playstations out of the Janitor's closet, round up some slaves to ductape random -blam!- to it, and call it the PS3.
Media Executive: "I'll get Konami on the phone, and tell them to start spewing out generic anime RPG's to go with it. They'll save money by hiring 16 people to draw all day, and 1 programmer. It doesn't matter how crappy it is, as long as it's anime, and it's in a series, people will buy it, and hype the living -blam!- out of it!"
Advertising Executive: "I'll get a bunch of retarded kids in a sugar rush, and tell them to play "The random blinking colored lights simulator", and they'll say "OH WOW THIS IS SO ARSOME, GIMME SUM MOR MOUNTANE DUE!!!!!!!!!!", and if they have a seisure, we'll just copy and paste them into a picture repeatedly saying the same thing over, and over again.
Janitor: "How did you fit 5 million PS's into my goddamn closet?"
Sony Executive: "We told the Unspeakable Evil on the 5th floor he'd get overtime pay if he made a deal with Satan to break the laws of physics."
Janitor: "Oh."
So funny I could almost let the bypassing of the swear filter go. Almost.
[Edited on 7/24/2004 6:51:00 PM by goweb]