- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
These are a few ideas that I think would make Halo 2's multiplayer great.
Weapons
The Battle Rifle: When a 3 round burst from the BR is fired, the kickback should be so powerful as to force the gun to smash into the ground, causing an apocalyptic earthquake that kills everything on the map.
The Submachine Gun: When the SMG is fired, the recoil should be enough to violently break the wrist of it's user, causing bone fragments to ricochet wildly throughout the level, killing everything on the map.
The Shotgun: When the shottie is fired, the sound from the gunshot should be loud enough to make nuclear bomb strength shockwaves of noise to emanate from the barrel, violently killing everything on the map.
The Rocket Launcher: When the SPNKr is fired, the rocket exhaust should be so hot as to melt a hole to the planet's core, causing a volcano of biblical proportions to rise from the ground and kill everything on the map.
The Sniper Rifle: When Mr. Snipes McGee is fired, the bullet should travel fast enough to cause cataclysmic tsunami winds that kill everything on the map.
The Plasma Pistol: When the PP (hee hee infantile pee joke!) is fired, it should automatically overcharge into a ball of white hot atomic fusion with a magnetic pull strong enough to pull all objects into itself, killing everything on the map at 6568568 degrees fahrenhiet.
The Plasma Rifle: When the Public Relations is fired, it should create a flash bright enough to blind everything on the map. While all players are thus blinded, angry gnomes rush in and dig Burmese tiger traps in every conceivable location, resulting in the killing of everything on the map.
The Needler: When the needlizer is fired, the needles should home in on the person who fired them, lifting them up into the sky and then exploding, raining down needles that kill everything on the map.
The Covenant Carbine: When the Filthy Alien Bastard Gun is fired, it should immediately project the film "White Chicks" on to every possible location, killing everything on the map.
The Plasma Sword: When the ASOBS is swung, the entire Bungie crew should go to the swinger's house and force him to pick up one of the other guns and fire it, killing everything on the map.
The Fragmentation Grenade: When the Frag Grenaten is thrown, it should make my haiku that I submitted to that contest a while back, you know, the one where you gave them some quote and they would stick it in as an easter egg? Maybe that wasn't the best haiku ever but it was original damn it! Much more original then "Do not argue with an idiot, for he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." Do you know how many times I'd heard that before that contest! More then 0! THERE SHOULD BE A HAIKU ON THE SIDES OF THE FRAG GRENADES! AND, IF NOT MINE, WHO'S? Anyways, throwing a frag grenade should kill everything on the map. No, I don't care how, it just should.
The Plasma Grenade: When Glue 'O Death is thrown, it should head straight back to the thrower, sticking to his other plasma nades, causing a chain reaction that kills everything on the map.
Vehicles
Warthog: Car bomb. Big one. Kills all on map. 'Nuff said.
Ghost: When someone enters the pilot's seat on "The Purple Hammer", it should immediately drive foward fast enough to tear a hole in reality, causing a black hole that sucks everyone on to a new map, then kills them.
Ok, that's all of them. For those of you with no sense of sarcasm, yes, this was a joke. Although I wouldn't mind these being options in the custom game maker. (Rigged contest.)