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Posted by: Anonymous101
Staten makes a bad decision and DIVIDES BY ZERO ONCE MORE!

When will he ever learn?

  • 09.15.2009 9:57 PM PDT

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Poor Joe. I'm definitely going to churn out a few of these tomorrow.

  • 09.15.2009 9:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: DeathBringer669
Poor Joe. I'm definitely going to churn out a few of these tomorrow.
Same here. I almost feel bad for him, yet at the same time...

  • 09.15.2009 9:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: DeathBringer669
Poor Joe. I'm definitely going to churn out a few of these tomorrow.
Same here. I almost feel bad for him, yet at the same time...


Yet at the same time...we don't care.

I'm trying to think of some to make.

  • 09.15.2009 10:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: Anonymous101
Staten makes a bad decision and DIVIDES BY ZERO ONCE MORE!
Is anybody surprised by the fact that Joe has destroyed reality twice now?

  • 09.15.2009 10:14 PM PDT

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Epic post in an epic thread.

  • 09.15.2009 10:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: dirtyShisno 213
I'm feeling a potential internet meme here...


What if this actually happened? 8/ <<<<Staten face

  • 09.15.2009 10:45 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

What if Shishka...

I just had to do it. XD

  • 09.15.2009 11:16 PM PDT

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What if Shishka...

I just had to do it. XD

Omg my eyes!!!

  • 09.15.2009 11:42 PM PDT

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Joe Staten impersonates Guilty Spark's voice around the office all day. It pisses the Staff off.

  • 09.16.2009 12:06 AM PDT

these are amazing!
I'm going to make one tonight =)

  • 09.16.2009 12:12 AM PDT

Great Scott!

What if Marty...
Made quickly if Ms Paint :D.


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  • 09.16.2009 3:11 AM PDT

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Twitter!

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  • 09.16.2009 4:12 AM PDT

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Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

Finally sorry for the wait:
what if ODST was...



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  • 09.16.2009 5:10 AM PDT

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Someone needs to make a Joe Staten montage.

  • 09.16.2009 5:13 AM PDT

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  • 09.16.2009 5:17 AM PDT
Subject: What Joe Staten is probably like around the office

Posted by: Bluesman
Also, a few of us were talking during matchmaking and Halo: Reach is definitely going to be, not a first person shooter, not a third person shooter, but a second person shooter. Bungie is going to revolutionize the way you watch other people play games.

The new vidoc today gave some possible insight into what working with Joe all day would be like.

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  • 09.15.2009 5:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Moved to the correct forum for the subject matter.

  • 09.16.2009 6:31 AM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Moved to the correct forum for the subject matter.


Thanks Foman, for not locking this. Now where do I send that case of beer?

  • 09.16.2009 6:34 AM PDT

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Well, what if they did?


One can only dream of such an innovation...


Haha.

  • 09.16.2009 7:06 AM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

What if the shoe...

  • 09.16.2009 9:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Diabeetus.

[Edited on 09.16.2009 12:23 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2009 12:23 PM PDT

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Thank you.

:) I know who has diabeetus.

  • 09.16.2009 1:07 PM PDT

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Damn, FoMan... stealin' my diabeetus idea...
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  • 09.16.2009 2:29 PM PDT