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Subject: What Joe Staten is probably like around the office

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
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Well, what if they did?

  • 09.15.2009 5:25 PM PDT

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What if we put ...Soffish in water?

  • 09.15.2009 5:28 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: cortana 5
Well, what if they did?


Well, what if they didn't?

  • 09.15.2009 5:28 PM PDT

Arbiter says:
"Blarg!, Eat Kitten... Kitten yummy...
Save Cow to sacrafice to War Gods"
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Join KOTOR "рукописи не горят."

The ViDoc was good. I missed that one.

  • 09.15.2009 5:32 PM PDT

Posted by: Bluesman
Also, a few of us were talking during matchmaking and Halo: Reach is definitely going to be, not a first person shooter, not a third person shooter, but a second person shooter. Bungie is going to revolutionize the way you watch other people play games.

Posted by: cortana 5
Well, what if they did?


One can only dream of such an innovation...

  • 09.15.2009 5:36 PM PDT
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lol bnet

He's towards the bottom of the office.

BA-DUM-TSH

  • 09.15.2009 5:37 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

What if Stosh...

was blamed?

  • 09.15.2009 5:40 PM PDT
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“To say more would spoil be it’s overall its a game that needs to be played.” - Aristotle

This thread is officially win, even if it's not quite Legendary. I demand more Staten memes!

  • 09.15.2009 5:53 PM PDT

All our dreams come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
The friend in my adversity I shall always cherish most. I can better trust those who helped to relieve the gloom of my dark hours than those who are so ready to enjoy with me the sunshine of my prosperity.

Posted by: Harlow
Davey is beyond any shadow of a doubt that red haired F-Blam!- tryhard that would always keep you from seeing the Deku Tree.


[16:45] kalriq: because you're a living legend --<3

Posted by: Lord Snakie
This thread is officially win, even if it's not quite Legendary. I demand more Staten memes!


It's almost there.

I did laugh kinda hard imagining staten saying "What if seagulls...flew?"

  • 09.15.2009 5:55 PM PDT

Freedom has two parts: potential and resolution; as metaphors have two parts : form and interpretation; of course, the two are intertwined. Metaphor lines the road to freedom, as symbols and words are the bricks and mortar of meaning. Freedom being the briocoleus, the mason.
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Haha very awesome!

  • 09.15.2009 5:55 PM PDT

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Interesting *strokes beard*

  • 09.15.2009 5:57 PM PDT

RIP Deathpimp72 - A friend, a brother, a man who will never be forgotten. This place isn't going to be the same without you.

RIP ~B.B.

What if the corn...

  • 09.15.2009 6:44 PM PDT

Mythical Group

There is no greater catharsis than arguing on the Flood.

Oh my god I am so making thousands of iterations of this!

  • 09.15.2009 6:45 PM PDT

This thread is slowly inching towards Legendary status. Keep 'em comin', folks!

  • 09.15.2009 6:47 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Oh man, this is almost like the Xibit, "I put a car in his car" meme.

But more hilarious.

Posted by: TASK
He's towards the bottom of the office.

BA-DUM-TSH


Bwahahahaha!

[Edited on 09.15.2009 6:48 PM PDT]

  • 09.15.2009 6:47 PM PDT
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lol bnet

I request a template dear OP.

  • 09.15.2009 6:47 PM PDT

Mythical Group

There is no greater catharsis than arguing on the Flood.

Posted by: Top_Gun_2021
Oh man, this is almost like the Xibit, "I put a car in his car" meme.

But more hilarious.

First thing that came to my mind, my friend.

  • 09.15.2009 6:49 PM PDT

Joe Staten seems like a quite fun loving guy. Really, those guys on the panel seemed extremely relaxed for a company. Looks like they like their jobs.

  • 09.15.2009 6:49 PM PDT

Intolerance is the highest level of stupidity and inbred thinking.

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Oh man, poor guy. This is going to be soo frequently used here soon. I know it.

  • 09.15.2009 6:50 PM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

What if the printers,

. . .

printed?

. . .


:P

  • 09.15.2009 6:51 PM PDT

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I love this...

I'll make one tomorrow and I'll also make a template.

  • 09.15.2009 6:52 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

I think I am also making a shirt with his second facial expression.

Scratch that, I making 3 shirts, one with each facial expression.

[Edited on 09.15.2009 6:53 PM PDT]

  • 09.15.2009 6:52 PM PDT

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give EL1TE SUPR3MACY lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

*reserved for future lols*

  • 09.15.2009 6:56 PM PDT