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Opinions are like arseholes - everybody has one.

Knowledge is knowing Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

There is no such thing as a bad decision, only good decisions based on flawed information.

Ok, so i've seen the funniest things Marines say but i haven't seen this before, so what do Grunts say that cracks you up? A few of my favourites:
"I just wet myself"
"Hey! Don't sleep on the job"
"Wake up, bad guy"
"Argh, bad cyborg"
Also, if you've heard something unusual they've said, post it here. Let's make a Grunt saying collection!

  • 07.24.2004 3:50 AM PDT
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something.. im glad i have food on the ship, cuz ive worked up a big crunchy thirst.

secret talking grunt on 'The Maw'

  • 07.24.2004 5:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 1337
something.. im glad i have food on the ship, cuz ive worked up a big crunchy thirst.

secret talking grunt on 'The Maw'


it "i'm glad that food niple is waiting back on the star ship cuz man have i worked up a big grunty thirst"

[Edited on 7/24/2004 5:33:54 AM]

  • 07.24.2004 5:33 AM PDT
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Someone tell Spartan 1337 that he knows nothing about grunts.

  • 07.24.2004 5:45 AM PDT
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*sticks plasma nade to grunt*
"Aw, not again!!"

  • 07.24.2004 6:24 AM PDT

"Help Help I'm being repressed! Come and see the Violence inherent in the system!"
"Bloody peasant!"
"Oh did you see that? you saw him repress me?"

"I got his helmet"

something funny i did: On silent Cartographer, parked one worthog with Marine gunning as you go up into the hillside <and meet the hunters>, on my way bk i was driving my worthog, i turned n pressed X to get out, but the worthog i was in kept going and crushed me inbetween the other one <i was switching hogs to get a gunner> but as it killed me a checkpoint occured, and so i kept respawning halfway out the vehicle so i couldnt move, and then i just got crushed, respawned, same thing.

Well the gunner said:
"Oh thats great"
"What do we do now"
"Oh no!"

and other funny stuff!

  • 07.24.2004 6:44 AM PDT