- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Well I think it's obvious. Bungie takes over China. They then use China to retake Taiwan. They then launch a war on Russia. USA wouldn't interfere, because they know that if they do, there wouldn't be Halo 2 for them. After defeating Russia, Bungie moves on to the U.K. They make a deal with the Queen that if she hands over the U.K. she will get 5 copies of Halo 2, and a free tour of Bungie Studios. Next, Bungie use their united powers to take over the USA, which isn't really tough, considering that the USA surrenders immediately, because they want Halo 2. Then, Bungie takes over all of the small countries. I mean really small. Like Liechtenstein or something. And it goes on, until, by November 9th, Bungie has taken over the world, and the only religion left is Haloism. BTW, did you know that legally, Bungie has the right to start a religion like that? They have enough followers.