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Subject: Schemes for Bungie World Domination!!! POST HERE!!!

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Bungie already has a plan for world domination.

And it's going quite well.

  • 06.24.2005 8:06 PM PDT
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Can you elaborate on bungie's plan, or make it better in any way at all?

  • 06.24.2005 8:15 PM PDT
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Ummm, maybe we can throw rocks at random stop signs. That might help Bungie achieve their goal. ;)

  • 06.24.2005 9:43 PM PDT
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  • 06.24.2005 9:57 PM PDT
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Whambulance.

  • 06.24.2005 10:04 PM PDT
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Alright you guys this is it, we hire a group of crazy czechoslovakians to assasinate every single world leader, then Bungie (Frankie to be specific) runs for president of U.s, with u.s. having established a leader so fast we can take over the rest of the world. Bungie can then establish a Fascist gov. and WHAM. Bungie has the world. Probably easier said than done. And if this works Bungie better give me a present. Something cool. Like Oreos. Or glow-in the dark condoms.

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  • 06.25.2005 12:49 AM PDT
Subject: Schemes for Bungie World Domination!!! POST HERE!!!
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This thread is for all schemes and plots for bungie to use while attempting world domination. Please contribute in this forum if you do not want to encounter future "problems" with Bungie when it has achieved its goal.

Note to Mods: Please sticky this thread. It will make all of our scheming/plotting efforts much easier, and we wouldnt want such important files to get lost.



[Edited on 6/29/2005]

  • 06.24.2005 7:56 PM PDT
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What we need is FLYERS. Think about it, everyone famous has flyers! Even the president of the United States has flyers! It can even say something like, " Please support Bungie's effort in World Domination. Worship Bungie today and live a happy tomorrow!"

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  • 06.25.2005 4:45 AM PDT
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And funyons, don't forget funyons man! And choclate ice cream. These are essential for proper world domination!

  • 06.25.2005 6:04 AM PDT

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. -Aristotle

Don't you all know that playing Halo 2 for any length of time over 15 minutes brainwashes you into being completely loyal to Bungie...if only they could press that button sooner to shut up the MLG, Halo1>Halo 2 crowd, if only :(. However the time is not yet right.

[Edited on 6/25/2005]

  • 06.25.2005 6:34 AM PDT
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I think, after World Domination, Bungie should make a video game of their plan, which includes you playing as Jason Jones in a ninja suit, sneaking around the White House.

  • 06.25.2005 7:50 AM PDT
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We could also send out minions dressed as the master chief to patrol major cities around America (for starters). After they convert as many people as possible, we produce more master chiefs and send them around the world!!! Then we could create some kind of DIABOLIC invention that would take over the minds of all those opposed to Bungie, so they think that they are sheep or shrimp or some other inferior being.

  • 06.25.2005 8:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: Twoandahaff
Or glow-in the dark condoms.


Oooooooooooh... L-atex C-C-Condo----m..... Jeee, Id like to live in one of those. As far as world domination goes there best bet is to create a real army of spartains, then unlease them on the planet, with their superior wepons, nunchuck skills, and zen-like reflexes they could never lose.

  • 06.25.2005 9:41 AM PDT
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Spartans would be to expensive. We'd have to buy bootleg Master Chiefs in China Town. They would be called, "Veteran Commanders" insted of "master chiefs".

  • 06.25.2005 3:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: ChiChi
I think, after World Domination, Bungie should make a video game of their plan, which includes you playing as Jason Jones in a ninja suit, sneaking around the White House.


And... there needs to be plenty of grunts. The grunts reprisenting the government goons that you must assasinate.

  • 06.27.2005 4:40 PM PDT
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Do you not realise we are all too late. Bungie has already almost achieved world domination. And soon they plan to take over the whole solar system. Microsofts new next generation console. The righly named 360 is not all it seems. It comes complete with a new type of technology that dominates the players mind and turns them into zombies under microsofts control. They then are given orders to destroy all other consoles e.g. sony, sega, nintendo, anything. And then make the victims into microsofts mindless zombies. They will then team together with the product of microsofts spartan project. This overwhelming force will wipe out anything that stands in its way ( preferably ea games first lol ) Then the world will be microsofts and bungies to control. Bungie is just a cover up to keep the press away from microsoft. Also the next gen console is called the 360 for a reason. How many degrees is the earth? A circle, 360 degrees. So obviously it is named 360 as it will help them take over the world. Thankyou and goodbye.

  • 06.27.2005 7:01 PM PDT
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no,no,no don't you get it?

Bungie is Microsoft and Microsoft is Bungie, it's all been one big coverup, haven't you noticed Jason Jones resemblance to Bill Gates?

  • 06.27.2005 8:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: jman571
no,no,no don't you get it?

Bungie is Microsoft and Microsoft is Bungie, it's all been one big coverup, haven't you noticed Jason Jones resemblance to Bill Gates?


hmm.... So when microsoft got bungie... then it was really bungie buying microsoft? But no one can buy microsoft... can they?

  • 06.28.2005 9:01 AM PDT
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no there never was a difference...Jason Jones finally decided it was time to merge the two "different" companies, Microsoft has always and ever will be Bungie, and Bungie is and always will be Microsoft, don't u get it?!?!!?!

  • 06.28.2005 10:01 AM PDT
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I bring official word from Bungie, regardning this post:
"You will all suffer like everyone else when we take over the world."

That is all.

  • 06.28.2005 10:15 AM PDT
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I think we get everyone in the world who oppose Bungie, to do a bungie jump, with no bungie rope, muhaha! That will set in the fear. I also think lightsabers are a good idea and maybe some really fit purple A.I's to help us make the difficult decisions, otherwise we are doomed!

  • 06.28.2005 10:35 AM PDT
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Frankie runs for president in the us. We run several other representives in other contries and fix the elections if nessisary. All resisting contries will be crushed. A bungie international army would be established and spartan armor would standard issue. World domination in a nutshell.

  • 06.28.2005 11:08 AM PDT
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lets plant a bomb at sony, PS3 sucks, and then lets get rid of Random people on the planet, and make billgates president! hell make a freaking robot army with masterchief - like reflexes, and and, they'll have "Freaking Laser beams attached to they're heads" - Dr.Evil quote

  • 06.28.2005 12:44 PM PDT
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Put people in the giant slingshot and shoot them to the sun.

  • 06.28.2005 12:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain K Mart
Put people in the giant slingshot and shoot them to the sun.


Why use slingshots when we have rocketships? I say load all rebels into a rocketship and fire them at the sun. Or at the Covenant high charity.

[Edited on 6/28/2005]

  • 06.28.2005 8:24 PM PDT

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