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1. Take shelter somewhere underground, and buy lots of canned food.
2. Leave your pets outside, so you can see what happens to them during the impending disaster.
3. In the event of the internet becoming self-aware, and taking over everything electronic, bring a baseball bat, crowbar, or prefferably, a pistol.
4. DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. They will be busy shooting super-intelligent coffee machines, and trying not to get run over by their own Police Cruisers. Fire Department will have the same problem. Hospital machines will likely try to kill you, so don't go to hospitals either.
5. STAY INDOORS during bombing raids by the National Gaurd. If you hear a helicopter, run outside and signal for evac. And hope the damn thing doesn't try to crash into a building, killing you all.
Have a fun, exciting, and most importantly - safe, August 24, 2004!
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