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Subject: Tips for surviving August 24th!
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1. Take shelter somewhere underground, and buy lots of canned food.

2. Leave your pets outside, so you can see what happens to them during the impending disaster.

3. In the event of the internet becoming self-aware, and taking over everything electronic, bring a baseball bat, crowbar, or prefferably, a pistol.

4. DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. They will be busy shooting super-intelligent coffee machines, and trying not to get run over by their own Police Cruisers. Fire Department will have the same problem. Hospital machines will likely try to kill you, so don't go to hospitals either.

5. STAY INDOORS during bombing raids by the National Gaurd. If you hear a helicopter, run outside and signal for evac. And hope the damn thing doesn't try to crash into a building, killing you all.

Have a fun, exciting, and most importantly - safe, August 24, 2004!

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  • 07.24.2004 2:57 PM PDT
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...utter amazement...

  • 07.24.2004 2:59 PM PDT
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Pretty funny, huh? =)

  • 07.24.2004 3:00 PM PDT
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Its like Y2k all over again... lol...

  • 07.24.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Master Grunty
1. Take shelter somewhere underground, and buy lots of canned food.

2. Leave your pets outside, so you can see what happens to them during the impending disaster.

3. In the event of the internet becoming self-aware, and taking over everything electronic, bring a baseball bat, crowbar, or prefferably, a pistol.

4. DO NOT CALL THE POLICE. They will be busy shooting super-intelligent coffee machines, and trying not to get run over by their own Police Cruisers. Fire Department will have the same problem. Hospital machines will likely try to kill you, so don't go to hospitals either.

5. STAY INDOORS during bombing raids by the National Gaurd. If you hear a helicopter, run outside and signal for evac. And hope the damn thing doesn't try to crash into a building, killing you all.

Have a fun, exciting, and most importantly - safe, August 24, 2004!

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thx 4 the tips.
i was panicking (srry 4 the spelling) because i didn't no wat to do.

  • 07.24.2004 3:02 PM PDT

What about playing Halo all day that's what i'm doing.

  • 07.24.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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Your Xbox will become self-aware and kill you by electrocution!

[Edited on 7/24/2004 3:03:59 PM]

  • 07.24.2004 3:03 PM PDT
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oh god no not the xbox, it cant let me down it just wont....but what if it does...........my one and only freind is gonna kill me!!!. Then MC and the other spartans will come and kick some machine butt! Halo-ator 4

  • 07.24.2004 3:07 PM PDT
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All the marines in Halo will start killing your virtual self!

Tip#6 Don'y take any chances. Be suspicious of ALL electronic devices.

[Edited on 7/24/2004 3:08:42 PM]

  • 07.24.2004 3:08 PM PDT