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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!
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I like chocolate milk. And You?

That was awesome.

  • 08.16.2010 2:27 PM PDT

Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrvm perinaevm.

Posted by: Achronos
You imply a level of control over Halo: Reach matchmaking that we no longer have. Or, in your vernacular, it isn't our shiznit anymore.


Active 9/1/11, Heroic 12/25/12

I don't even know what to say.
I loved it :)

  • 08.16.2010 3:41 PM PDT


Posted by: bubba tubba 48
An interesting read, however I have to dispute a main point of your argument. Humanity obviously realized how much of a joke the Covenant forces were after they were soundly defeated on the first Halo, so they quite obviously downgraded all of their weapons in order to give their soldiers a challenge.


Hahaha... were it so easy, none of us would be waiting for Reach now

  • 08.16.2010 4:15 PM PDT

If they came to hear me beg, then they will be disappointed!

Awesome! I would agree with you on all points there lmao

  • 08.19.2010 8:08 AM PDT

You know our motto, We deliver!


Posted by: Lord Snakie
This thread is epic, it gave me a huge number of laughs. Excellent job, OP. Thread saved.

  • 08.19.2010 8:23 AM PDT


Posted by: Skillet98
*starts a slow clap*


Starts Louder Clap

  • 08.20.2010 2:22 PM PDT
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BLARGH!

that is the most idiotic thing ever.

  • 08.20.2010 7:58 PM PDT

I'm gonna be honest, I lulz'd multiple times while reading this.

  • 08.25.2010 11:18 PM PDT
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it was because of the flood more than anything

  • 08.26.2010 4:13 AM PDT

Posted by: Fat Gecko5
that is the most idiotic thing ever.

Haters gonna hate.

  • 08.31.2010 2:39 PM PDT

Roflol

  • 09.02.2010 8:26 PM PDT

Hahaha, i agree man.

  • 09.02.2010 11:10 PM PDT

Never say you're bored. Never say you're satisfied with the world. Never stop doubting or questioning things. Always wonder. Always think. But always take time to drop your guard, you don't have to be smart all the time.

Economic Downfall is my guess.

  • 09.03.2010 4:47 AM PDT

and when they refurbished the fuzzy blue things they now sound like their grenades whan the fuzzify (activate)

  • 09.03.2010 9:16 PM PDT

This is Genious!!!
nice work

  • 09.03.2010 10:06 PM PDT

Haha you almost forgot, the scarab went from being a massive evil weapon of doom, capable of killing anything as well as a very effective troop transport, to being a death trap for anything standing in it, is got shorter, its legs keep breaking, and now a few punches can kill it.

  • 09.04.2010 10:43 AM PDT

i still remember using that hand cannon of a pistol in halo 1 on a hunter

  • 09.04.2010 10:45 AM PDT

May 11 will be known as Halo 2 Day for me from now on.

Well Ive been in the Navy since June 25, 2009 and its a fun job right now.

Loved it good work.

  • 09.04.2010 10:57 AM PDT
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Lulz.

only the forerunners were smart..Wait!they blew up the universe and the flood still survived!

  • 09.05.2010 10:28 PM PDT
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lol, nice.

  • 09.09.2010 7:40 AM PDT

Halo Reach is the most awesome thing to hit the world.


Posted by: petarded2
At the same time, the Covenant had upgraded their blue fuzzy things into something that resembled a sword, which could now allow the user to fly 50 feet towards any target they wanted.


Commando Pro.

  • 09.11.2010 2:35 AM PDT

I'm just your average idiot savant.

Let's all have moment of silence for the UNSC's brain.

  • 09.12.2010 6:18 PM PDT

I aim to misbehave.

This is true in every freakin' way.

Halo Reach:
UNSC-
Let's throw EVERY prototype weapon on ONE planet and not even think to transfer ANY data to Earth. I don't care if this is the world where the Spartans were created. This is just dumb.

Covenant-
Let's throw down this entire species of Jackal cousins on this planet along with a lot of advanced weaponry on the planet we're glassing to the end.

Halo 1 Pistol: Killed everything.
Halo 2 Pistol: Killed shieldless enemies. *scope removed*
Halo 3 Pistol: Killed stupid people.
Halo ODST Pistol: Killed shieldless enemies. *scope is pointless*
Halo Reach Pistol: Can't kill anything 'cause it runs out of ammo too fast or kills shieldless enemies.

  • 09.12.2010 6:26 PM PDT
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Ad faciendum discrimen


Posted by: Silen7Sam
win

  • 09.12.2010 7:33 PM PDT