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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!

Epic Fail look at BP

In halo reach they thought they lost cause of the advances weapons. So now when they have better weapons they get rid of them so they can win. They never thought about keeping a pistol capable of shooting a convenant capital ship out of orbit. I mean that gun is gonna make us lose.

  • 09.13.2010 3:58 PM PDT

lolz

  • 09.14.2010 6:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Skillet98
*starts a slow clap*

*CHEERS WILDLY*

  • 09.14.2010 10:19 PM PDT

This guy needs a medal or something

  • 09.19.2010 12:21 AM PDT

Quote/Moto:
"Animal's don't start wars, who's the real animals?"
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." - The notion that for every wrong done there should be a compensating measure of justice.

Never thought of it like that...

  • 09.20.2010 10:47 AM PDT

Yeah the Humans won. But at what COST? Humanity had to repopulate faster than the asians if they ever wanted a well enough front line to at least kill a Grunt!

  • 09.20.2010 4:21 PM PDT

OP, have my babies. Please? <3

  • 09.22.2010 1:50 AM PDT

Why did I notice this thread so late? This is made od win!
Kinda reminds me of that "Why the Covenant Lost the War" fanfic...

  • 09.22.2010 2:18 AM PDT

The Prophet probably had a bit too much to drink when he decided to give fuel rod cannons to the small grunts and one handed rifles to their top soldiers.

  • 09.22.2010 5:47 AM PDT

Totally awesome thread.

  • 09.22.2010 7:03 AM PDT

There may not be a "I" in team, but there is a "I" in Win.

bada$$ness funny stuff yet its unbelieviably true
and then the odst still get the bada$$ pistol and reach has some trigger finger pistol so why does h3 pistol suck d

  • 09.23.2010 7:13 PM PDT

made me lol

  • 09.23.2010 9:36 PM PDT

I think Bungie did all that stuff dude, and there were a lot of canon errors in there, and I hardly play the game.
Sounds like someone here is obsessed with a video game.

  • 09.23.2010 11:08 PM PDT

Posted by: MrVagoo
I think Bungie did all that stuff dude, and there were a lot of canon errors in there, and I hardly play the game.
Sounds like someone here is obsessed with a video game.

I'm sorry if there are a few glaring errors, but this is my first theory.

[Edited on 09.24.2010 7:17 PM PDT]

  • 09.24.2010 6:57 PM PDT

MasterMind

If I had a Book of my Life, then I would definitely put his post in it! Great job on writing this.

  • 09.25.2010 9:54 AM PDT

so true...

  • 09.25.2010 10:35 AM PDT

In hell, Only the un-loyal burn.

I can just say what a fun post to read :) and some fair points but I am going to admit I have not yet read EVERY page yet (which will be a task and half) but for now GZ XD

  • 09.25.2010 1:52 PM PDT

That was so full of win...

  • 09.25.2010 3:00 PM PDT

yup, it's true!

  • 09.27.2010 8:19 PM PDT
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This made me laugh

But Energy swords sure as hell are not "retarded glowy things" they are death on a stick

  • 10.10.2010 1:10 AM PDT

this thread is pure win

  • 10.10.2010 9:56 AM PDT

POMC S117 Owns owns

This could be impossibly better if it were serious.

  • 10.10.2010 3:32 PM PDT
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It's Hazard Time

Great, great thread, so true and so funny :)

  • 10.10.2010 6:39 PM PDT