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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!

lol

  • 01.21.2011 7:45 PM PDT

There is just something epic about pistols.

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This is amazing. And it actually applies to gameplay as well! These weapons that were unbalanced were actually the funnest and most balanced in the game. Balance does not have to equal bland.

  • 01.21.2011 10:05 PM PDT

I'll have the roast duck . . . with the mango salsa.

HA! Nice.

  • 01.21.2011 10:08 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

Thanks i needes a good laugh.

WIN!

  • 01.22.2011 2:55 AM PDT
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Iam enjoying Halo Reach and revisiting some past Bungie games, iam a big fan of Bungie and their online community.

Good thread.

  • 01.23.2011 3:02 AM PDT

The cake is a lie!

I REJECT your reality and substitute my own!

Sir, finishing this fight.

<3 :D

  • 01.28.2011 7:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

Oh yeah you forgot the Brute Shot, which ALSO enabled the wielder to fly great distances, and fired mini rockets. But when the Covenant saw how effective it was, they nerfed it to the point of pointlessness.

  • 01.29.2011 5:42 PM PDT

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lol I chuckled.

  • 01.31.2011 1:43 PM PDT
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TAGGART!!!! YOU SUICIDAL MORON!!!!! (Alex Mercer, Prototype) "Wait! I wasn't ready! I was planning on being really charming and funny..." ( Ezio from Assassin's Creed:Brotherhood)
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I got a good laugh out of this.... heck I'm still laughing at this.... :D......lol

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  • 02.02.2011 4:49 PM PDT

Good bye Bungie. Thanks for the best game alive! Hope your other games are like Halo.

Hell isn't funny...

  • 02.04.2011 8:21 AM PDT

I think everything about the Covenant is corrupted, They must have corrupted there systems and it must be still going on. There weapons and vehicles are complete -blam!-! The plasma pistol given to Grunts The plasma pistol is really just a stun gun, And the Plasma gun overheats and is a inefficient weapon!I think it has to do with the multiple species and cultures that is the cause for there corruption,.

That's my theory

oh I forgot to read lol its hilarious

[Edited on 02.04.2011 10:14 AM PST]

  • 02.04.2011 10:10 AM PDT

If the rumors of Halo: Combat Evolved being remade are true, they had BETTER keep the original pistol, same stats and everything from the first game no matter how "overpowered" it was. That gun made the game. It had the zoom and accuracy of a sniper rifle, fired fully automatic and had plentiful ammo in most levels. You could take out a banshee in one clip, and take out a hunter in one shot. They take that away from me, I'm moving to Canada and giving up on Microsoft forever.

  • 02.04.2011 7:08 PM PDT
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I just play for fun. MLG can kiss my ass.


Posted by: Mutoid Log
Hornets, a slower moving, hard to operate vehicle that was only semi-competent at killing infantry units.have you even used one

And the M6D and M6C/S can't do crap on Covenant shields. The BR can, however. The UNSC couldn't go without having a weapon that has at least a little chance at killing an elite.

And the Halo 1 weapons weren't the original weapon set or anything. They were just what was given to the Marines aboard a Joke-class cruiser.


Okay, one thing you need to understand is that the M6D is the most powerful handgun that can blow your head clean off (yes, I am quoting Clint Eastwood.) Second, that "Joke-class cruiser" was made into the most advanced ship in humanity's navy, but it was damaged so screw off. Finally, the M6D can take out energy shields, have you ever played Halo 1?

  • 02.04.2011 10:23 PM PDT

It is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man that when faced with extinction...
Every alternative is preferable.

Point taken. I do miss my good ol' Combat Evolved semi-automatic mutilation device. Come to think of it, the sniper rifle is the only human weapon I can think of that hasn't been nerfed beyond recognition (i.e. still 4 shots, still 1 hit kill with headshot, still 2 hit kill with body shot, still x5 and x10 optical zoom). In humanity's defense, they did build huge kickass lasers that could tear massive gashes in pretty much anything.

  • 02.05.2011 12:09 AM PDT

actually if you compared UNSC weapons with weapons today thoroughly they are better in the futre by a small amount.

  • 02.06.2011 4:55 AM PDT

We are all feeding the Gluttons of Privilege as we fuel our economy with third world blood

Thats a hilarious chronology of the weapon fails in the name of balance over the halo trilogy of the human covenant war

  • 02.07.2011 8:26 PM PDT
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The world will be ours Septacons.


Featured: Brute Pimp!

Proof!

Ha.

  • 02.12.2011 6:15 AM PDT

lol! That's so true it's funny!

  • 02.15.2011 6:48 PM PDT

lol

  • 02.15.2011 6:49 PM PDT

Please don't hype for games...
They'll just fall short of your expectations and you'll complain for months.

me too. Lock on missiles FTW!

  • 02.15.2011 9:00 PM PDT

Please don't hype for games...
They'll just fall short of your expectations and you'll complain for months.

Posted by: CypherwraithX
Point taken. I do miss my good ol' Combat Evolved semi-automatic mutilation device. Come to think of it, the sniper rifle is the only human weapon I can think of that hasn't been nerfed beyond recognition (i.e. still 4 shots, still 1 hit kill with headshot, still 2 hit kill with body shot, still x5 and x10 optical zoom). In humanity's defense, they did build huge kickass lasers that could tear massive gashes in pretty much anything.


Except for 343 guilty spark

  • 02.15.2011 9:01 PM PDT

Yes I am British, I like tea, I like crumpets, and I am going to kick your ass!

Its funny because its true.

  • 02.16.2011 4:26 AM PDT

Thumbs up!

  • 02.16.2011 5:09 AM PDT

Petarded2 1p
UNSC -2p
Covenant 0p

  • 02.18.2011 12:57 AM PDT