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the odst pistol was pretty good compared to halo 2 and 3. funny how he said it was removed after the game ended.

  • 06.22.2011 1:47 PM PDT

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Posted by: RagedSycokiller
the odst pistol was pretty good compared to halo 2 and 3. funny how he said it was removed after the game ended.


The ODST pistol was amazing for headshots on unshielded enemies and only that. It was incredibly useless for doing damage in general compared to any other pistol from the other games.

  • 06.22.2011 1:49 PM PDT

Three is the poor man's seven.

Beat Myth II on Legendary Difficulty and you shall be worshipped for the rest of Eternity.


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Posted by: RagedSycokiller
the odst pistol was pretty good compared to halo 2 and 3. funny how he said it was removed after the game ended.


The ODST pistol was amazing for headshots on unshielded enemies and only that. It was incredibly useless for doing damage in general compared to any other pistol from the other games.

Yeah, 'least the ODST pistol had a scope. I want that super-overpowered CE pistol which could kill a Spartan in 3 headshots. Hopefully, we will see it return in Halo CEA.

  • 06.28.2011 2:14 PM PDT

We fight for that which is lost in the hope that what is lost can be found.

*Applause* This is saved for when I need a good laugh.

And to joe and alex21^
Anniversary is Combat Evolved with a few extra features and jizztacular graphics. The godly hand-cannon we know as the Halo 1 pistol is returning in all its glory ( by glory I mean the capability to blast anything to hell, blast it back up, then blast it to hell again)

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  • 07.01.2011 12:39 AM PDT

Three is the poor man's seven.

Beat Myth II on Legendary Difficulty and you shall be worshipped for the rest of Eternity.


Posted by: Over 9000 MC
*Applause* This is saved for when I need a good laugh.

And to joe and alex21^
Anniversary is Combat Evolved with a few extra features and jizztacular graphics. The godly hand-cannon we know as the Halo 1 pistol is returning in all its glory ( by glory I mean the capability to blast anything to hell, blast it back up, then blast it to hell again)


YEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! CE PISTOL FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.01.2011 2:35 PM PDT

HAHAHAHA that was so funny. and it is almost completely true. LOL!!!!

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  • 07.15.2011 2:26 PM PDT

There isn't an argument that can't be won with the proper application of a headshot.

Ha, that was hilarious.

I can't wait to use the CE pistol on the enemies in Anniversary. The havoc it brings can only be made more epic with improved graphics.

  • 07.16.2011 1:06 AM PDT

Life's a game. How do you play?

Not only the weapons, but the damn soldiers themselves. From driving off of cliffs to fragging themselves and fellow troopers to missing with the goddamn air defense cannon at two meters, soldiers of the UNSC (and, to a lesser degree, the Covenant) somehow managed to make the most so-called "elite force" of the future look like a bunch of boy scouts with paintball guns and water balloons - if the scouts in question had severe cranial trauma. Seriously, I have seen six-year olds with better capabilities than these so-called marines. Grunts are explained by their names, but I expect better of special forces and even SPARTANs, goddamnit! If this is what the future is going to be like, I'm warping through the next slipstream to Warhammer 40k and grabbing the real Space Marines, who are professional enough to know which way the grenade is supposed to go and also that you're supposed to shoot the enemy with your guns, not just wildly blindfire. The Emperor Protects!

  • 07.16.2011 4:50 PM PDT

I like this very much.

  • 07.18.2011 2:50 AM PDT

Well, you're here. We have much to discuss.


Posted by: Silen7Sam
win

  • 07.19.2011 8:57 PM PDT
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Ad faciendum discrimen

Needed a good laugh.

  • 07.19.2011 10:31 PM PDT

Herro prease

tl;dr

  • 08.03.2011 12:58 PM PDT

lol saved

  • 08.04.2011 11:41 AM PDT

I lol'd so hard at this thread, true tho.

  • 08.08.2011 12:33 PM PDT
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Don't forget that the Covenant left an upgraded Plasma Rifle with the ability to shoot Scarab beams just lying around in New Mombasa. Careless.

  • 08.08.2011 1:40 PM PDT

You kind sir! Just made me lol.

  • 08.15.2011 6:02 AM PDT

I laughed for a minute! LOL!

  • 08.18.2011 1:05 AM PDT

You're either first or you're last.

You'll never amount to anything, go back under your bridge.

The Covenant then realized that marines were using the plasma pistol and BR55 together to kill shielded Covenant easier, so they did the only logical thing and made the plasma pistol completely useless

10/10, OP.

How can humanity use pump-action shotguns 500 years in the future when we don't even use them today? OH lawd.

  • 08.18.2011 1:12 AM PDT

Happy Ducks Swimming In A Lake.


Posted by: petarded2


The UNSC then created a weapon similar to the original stardard-issue pistol, but instead of making it standard issue, it was reserved for maniacs




Thats me.

  • 08.18.2011 3:02 AM PDT

I have 3 things to say: 1:L 2:O 3:L

  • 08.24.2011 12:12 PM PDT

JLC
Leave me alone in space.

LoL, Total win.

  • 08.24.2011 3:07 PM PDT

Winning!

  • 08.24.2011 3:26 PM PDT
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That made me laugh, I was upset when I was done reading, but now I am happy againe.

:)

  • 08.24.2011 4:18 PM PDT

I'm Hungry

lol i crapped my pants

  • 08.24.2011 5:31 PM PDT