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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!

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Posted by: snip3r dud33
Honestly, this is a good cover up for all the idiots who won't know its a cover up .

Many a lol was given.

  • 10.12.2011 3:32 PM PDT

Do not read this...


Posted by: NinStarRune
Many a lol was given.

  • 10.12.2011 3:37 PM PDT

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This tread made me LOL. I can't believe I haven't seen this earlier. I need to get on Bnet more often.

  • 10.12.2011 3:55 PM PDT

Your completely correct guy.

  • 10.12.2011 4:40 PM PDT
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Legendary: You face opponents who have never known defeat, who laugh in alien tongues at your efforts to survive. This is suicide.

I am a Legendary Conqueror.

I really don't think that the humans had their weapons lowered at all. The pistol was weaker in damage but now you can fire it with much accuracy along with it being more rapid. Also if you noticed, the tanks were able to blow right through the covenant drop ship shields, and allowed you to destroy them.

The AR kicks more of a punch than it used to; having to waste a whole clip on an elite before it's shield would go down. And the BR is pretty much the same.

They also came out with A LOT more human weapons, but this is only coming from the Halo video games.

  • 10.19.2011 8:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Hellduck
This gave me a good laugh.


Funny and true

  • 10.29.2011 7:15 PM PDT

A somewhat serious addition to a well written, humorous and sarcastic jibe. Provided a good laugh, my compliments Petarded!



In all honesty, I would rather have the M4 I used in iraq and afghanistan than employ any of what the game designers, in all seriousness, call infantry small arms.

Those players who are Veterans generally have an unfavorable opinion of games whose designers do not do even basic research on the subject of firearms.

7.62x51mm NATO, a cartridge first selected in 1954, is the standard in the 26th century?

Just one of these rounds can liquify a human head at 800 meters and beyond, yet it cannot kill a pudgy, asthmatic alien munchkin at point-blank range?

Really Bungie . . .?

This "Two Mags: One Kill" nonsense, even in Halo: Reach, on the big purple lizards provides no end of frustration.

To say nothing of multi-player.

That, or the UNSC Corps of Logistics needs to procure cartridges employing ACTUAL bullets.

Not like Bungie cares . . . they got the money already.



Good thing I never paid for my copy of Reach . . .

[Edited on 11.03.2011 10:10 AM PDT]

  • 11.02.2011 9:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: SPARTAN2842
Sounds like someone is angry with the weapons.....

Although what about the Spartan Laser? I hate that thing.....

It would be useful against paraplegic fat people, unless of course they has metal shields... or fell over then it would miss completely.
Oh and somehow 343 guilty spark was killed by it... so there you go... one use for the Spartan Laser.

  • 11.25.2011 8:02 PM PDT

The Risk Is Worth The Reward.
Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs Of War.

<3 OP you win!!!

  • 11.25.2011 8:20 PM PDT

the spartan laser is the most powerful human weapon in halo.
so yeah

  • 11.25.2011 8:59 PM PDT

Ha Ha Ha well said!

  • 11.27.2011 8:33 AM PDT

You can run... You can hide... But...No matter what...I will kill you...

Amen!!! lol back then humans had the best weapons...

  • 12.03.2011 7:04 AM PDT

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Posted by: germanhalo
covenant drop ship shields


?


They also came out with A LOT more human weapons, but this is only coming from the Halo video games.


Quality=/=quantity


The only useful addition was the ODST variation of the pistol, but as the OP stated, there were like 6 in existence.

  • 12.18.2011 9:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: petarded2
In addition, they developed a weapon similar to the UNSC's rocket launcher, except the user could fire approximately 1 bajillion rounds before reloading.


It's official: 1 bajillion = 5 units

  • 12.18.2011 2:51 PM PDT

tehe lol

so true bring back the halo 1 tank

  • 12.24.2011 5:46 AM PDT

The only useful addition was the ODST variation of the pistol, but as the OP stated, there were like 6 in existence.

probally 7 knowing bungie

  • 12.24.2011 5:49 AM PDT

Haha, very good :)

  • 12.24.2011 6:22 AM PDT

The world is full of mysteries, and shares too few of the answers required. An example of which, is how did I end up in the Brute Zone?

*Thread saved*

Win.

  • 12.24.2011 7:34 AM PDT

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  • 12.24.2011 12:49 PM PDT
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Another thing too, I'm not sure if this was mentioned but the SPARTANS are just getting weaker and weaker. IIs were the peak then IIIs were basically bread to die and not survive. Now I hear rumors of IVs who are made up of adult volunteers? Come on Humanity lets learn from out mistakes.




Posted by: RoundHammer117
A somewhat serious addition to a well written, humorous and sarcastic jibe. Provided a good laugh, my compliments Petarded!



In all honesty, I would rather have the M4 I used in iraq and afghanistan than employ any of what the game designers, in all seriousness, call infantry small arms.

Those players who are Veterans generally have an unfavorable opinion of games whose designers do not do even basic research on the subject of firearms.

7.62x51mm NATO, a cartridge first selected in 1954, is the standard in the 26th century?

Just one of these rounds can liquify a human head at 800 meters and beyond, yet it cannot kill a pudgy, asthmatic alien munchkin at point-blank range?

Really Bungie . . .?

This "Two Mags: One Kill" nonsense, even in Halo: Reach, on the big purple lizards provides no end of frustration.

To say nothing of multi-player.

That, or the UNSC Corps of Logistics needs to procure cartridges employing ACTUAL bullets.

Not like Bungie cares . . . they got the money already.



Good thing I never paid for my copy of Reach . . .


Lol it's not supposed to be a realistic game the weapons are situation based. That's why they have 2 rifles instead of 1 with a rate of fire switch.....

[Edited on 12.24.2011 1:28 PM PST]

  • 12.24.2011 1:24 PM PDT

haha!

  • 12.25.2011 3:54 PM PDT

I'm the Almighty Breadstick

Dont even mention the spartan's downgrades. During the battle of reach, there were spartans who had night vision on there helmets. Then they downgraded to cheap flashlights that only had about five minutes of battery life before they die.

  • 12.25.2011 4:37 PM PDT
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lol lol lol
haha me like

  • 12.26.2011 5:18 AM PDT

Cool overveiw

  • 12.26.2011 10:22 AM PDT
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Posted by: petarded2
Posted by: Mutoid Log
Hornets, a slower moving, hard to operate vehicle that was only semi-competent at killing infantry units.have you even used one

If given the choice between a Banshee and a Hornet, which one would you choose?
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Depends.

Surgical strikes = T26 Ground Support Aircraft.
Fly in and waste everything = AV-14 VTOL Attack Aircraft.
Evade stuff while laying down covering fire = UH-144.

  • 12.26.2011 6:15 PM PDT