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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!

Posted by: eggsalad
The more I say Chang the more asian it sounds.

A bit biased but it gives a good laugh indeed.

  • 11.08.2009 9:47 PM PDT

This has been the best thread I've seen in a long time. One word: Win.

  • 11.10.2009 6:33 PM PDT

Meow?

Great job OP, this Thread is win, Saved.

Also I lol'd.

  • 11.15.2009 1:15 PM PDT

"I don't care if it's God's own anti-Son of a -blam!- Machine or a giant hula-hoop!"

Well, I think the problem was they had Johnson creating weapons. All he needed was his lazor and got a good laugh at all the marines trying to take down Phantoms. He then "accidentally" betrayed them and took their grenades.

  • 11.15.2009 5:39 PM PDT
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If I like you enough, I'll mail you a Subway Sandwich. If I hate you, expect a -blam!- nuke.

This thread is the lulz 10/10

  • 11.15.2009 6:06 PM PDT

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i wonder if the covenant stole the specs on the Halo CE pistol making them have a higher position on us...making our arsenal powerless!!!

  • 11.15.2009 7:19 PM PDT
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No Wonder the Covenant Lost This War!


Please Comment in the Thread . :) That Thread i just linked.

Its a Hilarious Story that iv been adding to. :)

  • 11.16.2009 3:38 AM PDT

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Nice thread grunt killa and pretarted2!

  • 11.16.2009 7:19 AM PDT

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lol you can tell he is a kid

  • 11.16.2009 10:53 AM PDT

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Posted by: StP Scar
Sounds like a bunch of Justin Bieber wannabes in here. I bet you all wear skinny jeans too.

I lol'd.
So true.

  • 11.16.2009 1:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Uae Gamer
I see what you mean.
Your trying to tell us that Weapons were amazing in Halo 1, but Bungie ruined it with Halo 2 and 3.
So your actaully mad at Bungie for ruining the Weapons in Halo 2 and 3, and you describe your anger in a funny way.
What a clever cookie.

  • 11.16.2009 3:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: SHOCKER1000
lol you can tell he is a kid



If you mean me then Yes I am a Kid. Im Twelve.

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I Promise. . .

  • 11.17.2009 12:11 AM PDT

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Based on the lethality of small arms in the halo universe in 2552 i am very afraid for the human race lol.

  • 11.17.2009 12:23 AM PDT

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lmao, this wins.

  • 11.18.2009 5:40 AM PDT

Funny and true!the first time I saw an elite with a sword I thought it was some kind of retarted alien rave glow stick,but apparently it turned out that that glowstick was a deadly weapon.I was like what the -blam!- killed me

  • 11.19.2009 4:19 PM PDT

sHoW mE Mii OpOnnEnNT

Approximately one bajillion rounds!

  • 11.19.2009 7:12 PM PDT

No holds bar killing!

This reminds me of Halo in five minutes, from Halo Waypoint. Or whatever it was called.

  • 11.20.2009 4:17 AM PDT

let me make this clear YOUR GEUSS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.basically you might think my guess its dump but i might think yours is dump but your chance of getting it right is the same as anybody else unless you know what happens

-tomf7

Posted by: petarded2
At the beginning of the Halo series, humanity had weapons that made the Covenant crap their pants. The standard UNSC pistol could be used as a freakin' anti-air weapon! The rocket launcher obliterated everything nearby, and the vehicles were completely indestructible.

The UNSC finally saved up enough money to get every marine a driver's license.



That was hilarious, very well and convincingly written.

  • 11.20.2009 2:23 PM PDT

I screwed my old account up by linking a silver account to it, so I made this one to get teh reconz.

Win. OP is epic win.

  • 11.20.2009 3:15 PM PDT

Yikes, this thread is still going. I can't believe it made it in the Top topics with the likes of Snakie and Wolverfrog.

[Edited on 05.04.2010 9:45 PM PDT]

  • 11.21.2009 10:11 PM PDT

Welcome to my empire.

Fail

  • 11.22.2009 1:24 PM PDT

Posted by: Fryman777
Fail

Meh, there's enough "wins" here to cancel that out.

  • 11.22.2009 1:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: Silen7Sam
win
QFT

QFT aswell.

  • 11.22.2009 1:47 PM PDT

hahaha this made me lol!
i know its all so stupid but you have to remember its not the covenant or humans who are balancing their weapons - its bungie, to make their games more fun to play ;)

p.s. the bit about the sword lunging 50ft bit on halo 2 made me rofl, used to love doing that, when that happens we say you do a 'super saiyan' with the sword lol; also happens on halo 3 when ppl lunge from ridiculously long distances when they well shouldn't be able to.

  • 11.22.2009 5:22 PM PDT