Bungie Universe
This topic has moved here: Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!
  • Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!
Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!

Purple Unicorn Army unite!

Proud member of Honor Guard Society.

Hayabusa sucks balls.

Funny stuff.

  • 12.04.2009 5:29 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

th UNSC and covenant didnt make the weapons like that, bungie did.

  • 12.07.2009 12:21 AM PDT
  •  | 
  • Fabled Legendary Member

ODST Expeditionary Force I The WorkPLace I Mythics
Technically Mythic
Posted by: Cobravert
I just saw a green monkey nut shot a small tan lizard(?) in a gunny sack.

Posted by: ddd777
th UNSC and covenant didnt make the weapons like that, bungie did.


Bungie also created the UNSC and the Covenant, so they can have them mnufacture whatever they want them to.

Also, they either need to add rockets to the Hornet like it was in Campaign, or dial up the strength of the chain guns. And they should also make the SPNKRs lock-on again.

[Edited on 12.07.2009 9:24 AM PST]

  • 12.07.2009 9:23 AM PDT

A lone General simply decided to punished the human race by not stopping the Covenant from glassing.

He did it because he lost faith in humanity after seeing the way the UNSC treated the rebels.

  • 12.07.2009 10:12 PM PDT

MZH

exactly in thought the idea was to stay alive and blowm away y everything get weakerin reach i want odst pistol

  • 12.08.2009 7:53 AM PDT

Blame stosh.

  • 12.12.2009 1:15 AM PDT

Damn Humanity is retarded why were we not wiped out. lol

  • 12.13.2009 9:22 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

i <3 this thread.

  • 12.14.2009 3:32 PM PDT

1 P17Y 7H3 F00L

KOTOR

Posted by: elitehunter34
Epic win. I hope bungie's reading this.


Me too

  • 12.14.2009 4:12 PM PDT

For Carnage, Apply Within - BEST GROUP EVER!
Mythic Members - OTHER BEST GROUP EVER!
My Trek to Bungie
Twitter

magnums rule!

  • 12.15.2009 3:48 PM PDT

MZH

Posted by: Klumpmeister
magnums rule!

the silenced one

  • 12.17.2009 6:30 AM PDT

This is a great thread! Thanks for the laugh at work!

  • 12.17.2009 12:41 PM PDT

im a better player than you

that was freakin funny

  • 12.22.2009 4:03 PM PDT

lolorgasm.

  • 12.22.2009 5:03 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

I don't know if anyone has said this yet but I'll say it anyways:

At the beginning of the war, the Marines had armor-plating over their fatigues, thus making them like impenetrable death machines. They as well were able to roll out of situations with ease despite the heavy armor and had cool target monocles on their helmets.

Later, however, seeing as the Covenant was downgrading from energy shield-protected Elites to craptacularly power armor wearing, unprotected Brutes, the UNSC decided to downgrade as well to uniforms with less armor-plating and more on fatigues with standard 21st century helmets. And despite wearing less armor-plating, they can barely roll due to the fact that the UNSC wanted to make sure the Marines were just there for canon fodder.

  • 12.22.2009 5:34 PM PDT

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

Get at me

Wow, great job providing a realistic viewpoint on the changes over the years.

  • 12.23.2009 1:37 AM PDT

http://www.youtube.com/user/Furutal

lol imba thread is imba

  • 12.23.2009 2:32 PM PDT

Halo... !!! Play-4-Fun =D

Awsome !!! it must of took a long hard day 2 make this!! wow...

  • 12.24.2009 1:25 PM PDT

',:|

-->[Save Thread]
[[Thread Saved]]


You, sir, have done amazing.
*chuckles*

  • 12.24.2009 1:43 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

None of that crap was funny in any way. All you people need to get a life. How can this ever be funny?

  • 01.06.2010 12:07 PM PDT

Intoxicated Warthawg driver for Hire
Posted by: AquaBlader
CTF is god. Praise his name. For the flag is his holy messiah.

Posted by: Bricypoo Nobody quotes me and puts me in their signatures It makes me sad ... :(
My third montage!

This is the first time I've visted the Bungie Universe forum and this is the thread I find. Victory.

  • 01.06.2010 1:23 PM PDT

You will be missed.
My YouTube Channel
---------------------------------
"See what I did there?"
"I can hear you caring."
---------------------------------
Dont get too wrapped up in the Internet. It's already forgotten about you.

I swore I posted in this thread months ago but just skimmed through the old posts and didn't see it...

So this serves and a great time to post in an epic thread.
mucho lolzo

  • 01.10.2010 1:46 AM PDT

Being 100% awesome, 110% of the time.

You...win

  • 01.13.2010 11:15 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

awesome thread. halo 1 pistol could totally kill a hunter in one shot

  • 01.15.2010 3:13 AM PDT