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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!
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ya me too

  • 01.15.2010 3:24 AM PDT
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I'm a very articulate person. In engrish.

It's never easy, is it?

I like how he refers to Bungie as "UNSC" and "Covenant".

  • 01.24.2010 9:54 AM PDT
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Don't know why it calls me rubuilt gymnast 7, it's really UNSC595 in case you were wondering and I have played all of those games online

If only Elites had hammers, use your imagination what would happen

  • 01.25.2010 8:20 PM PDT
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Work Harder! Millions on welfare depend on you!

Very good, very original (I think).

Gave me a laugh.

  • 01.25.2010 9:00 PM PDT
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y ou can suck my c o c k

  • 01.26.2010 12:50 PM PDT
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VERY TRUE no lie i agree hahah

  • 01.26.2010 6:13 PM PDT

A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him.

This made me laugh.

  • 01.26.2010 11:37 PM PDT

u should get brownie points for this

  • 01.27.2010 7:00 AM PDT

Vrrin Vrrin, yeah here I come.

well technically, the vehicles arent industructable at first. i know someone who could destroy one with the flick of a finger. can you guess?

here he is, the Man, the LEGEND! ladies and gentlemen, i give you, CHUCK NORRIS!

  • 01.28.2010 7:46 AM PDT

LOL

  • 02.12.2010 2:19 PM PDT

PORTAL in Reach!

Friend request me, I'm a friendly guy: Gamertag

Hahaha that was pretty good. Win.

  • 02.12.2010 10:53 PM PDT
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I like to call myself "Shaku."
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Posted by: Jericho VI
well technically, the vehicles arent industructable at first. i know someone who could destroy one with the flick of a finger. can you guess?

here he is, the Man, the LEGEND! ladies and gentlemen, i give you, the STIG!

Fix'd.

Very enjoyable read OP. =)

  • 02.12.2010 11:06 PM PDT

Hey, my name here and xbox live is AlexisSlayer, lets kick some bootie!!

haha, imagine grunt flying with small gravity hammers and going around on suicide missions with them

  • 03.05.2010 10:22 AM PDT

throwning snowballs at cars is like doing a bell ditch. The end result is basically the same: sprinting away from the large man exiting his car who yells profanities, hiding behind a house, and watching as his car patrols the street, waiting to murder you.

Asking the flood for dating advice is like you going up to a bunch of starving Africans and debating the pros and cons of the bacon roll vs the double cheeseburger.

Some one who stands for nothing shall fall for everything.

lol OP is so funny

  • 03.05.2010 10:28 AM PDT

epic win

  • 03.05.2010 1:19 PM PDT
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Lol so funny!!! :) Great read.

  • 03.05.2010 3:50 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

Oh my goodness this thread is so epic!!! i love it, i lol like crazy! xD

  • 03.05.2010 7:39 PM PDT

I am a god! I am prescient!
I am religion!
I see the future, I see the past
Follow me, follow the vision.
I have become the ultimate power, I am protection.
I am messiah, I am a tyrant.
i show the path to redemption to man and the universe!

Posted by: Jericho VI
well technically, the vehicles arent industructable at first. i know someone who could destroy one with the flick of a finger. can you guess?

here he is, the Man, the LEGEND! ladies and gentlemen, i give you, CHUCK NORRIS!

Technically, all of us can do that. We only flick our fingers on the controller to make a vehicle explode.

  • 03.05.2010 7:41 PM PDT

I am a god! I am prescient!
I am religion!
I see the future, I see the past
Follow me, follow the vision.
I have become the ultimate power, I am protection.
I am messiah, I am a tyrant.
i show the path to redemption to man and the universe!

Posted by: ACAce23
10 million $$ says that military's today would kick the crap out of the UNSC. Modular weapons, more powerful/accurate weapons, fast jets, night vision, smart personnel, good tactics......

I could go on and on.

The OP is full of tr7th.

Up until a starship uses its main weapon and the soldiers on the ground are pooping their pants.

  • 03.05.2010 8:11 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/blackwaterops/Group/GroupHome.a spx

Posted by: precurser
Posted by: ACAce23
10 million $$ says that military's today would kick the crap out of the UNSC. Modular weapons, more powerful/accurate weapons, fast jets, night vision, smart personnel, good tactics......

I could go on and on.

The OP is full of tr7th.

Up until a starship uses its main weapon and the soldiers on the ground are pooping their pants.


this just gets funnier and funnier

  • 03.06.2010 11:04 AM PDT

this was funny now i know that we dont have any goos guns to look foward to lol

  • 03.06.2010 10:58 PM PDT

Jonsye

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I see what you mean.
Your trying to tell us that Weapons were amazing in Halo 1, but Bungie ruined it with Halo 2 and 3.
So your actaully mad at Bungie for ruining the Weapons in Halo 2 and 3, and you describe your anger in a funny way.

Ignorance or sarcasm win!

  • 03.07.2010 1:42 AM PDT

Jonsye

WIN

  • 03.07.2010 1:43 AM PDT

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I hide my Gamertag because I don't want to play with you :).

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This. Thread. is. EPIC.

  • 03.07.2010 7:14 AM PDT

Lol! Very smart and very funny!

  • 03.07.2010 8:23 AM PDT