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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!

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haha this is great, i enjoyed it

  • 03.07.2010 10:15 AM PDT

Lets Be FRIENDS!!!! .... Fine lets kill each other.

Don't forget the Scarab and all its glory but hell at least we have the scorpion tank... i think ill take the tank

  • 03.07.2010 7:12 PM PDT

"When I die please bury me deep!
Place an MA5 down by my feet!
Don't cry for me, don't shed no tear!
Just pack my box with PT gear!......"
-UNSC MARCHING SONG (HALF)

The UNSC then developed a weapon similar to the original stardard-issue pistol, but instead of making it standard issue, it was reserved for maniacs who enjoy getting launched from an orbital station into a city for a living.

This thread made me laugh pretty hard. I think its pretty funny because I think the silenced pistol that is used by ODST is the best weapon because how fast it shoots and how, with accuracy, you can kill 6 grunts in under 4 seconds with 6 simple headshots or quickly headshot a brute after a plasma pistol EMP. But of course, they gave it to the people who decided, after they got the amazing gun, to jump out a ship and splatter on the ground at a million mph. Not that I wouldn't do the same...

[Edited on 03.07.2010 11:03 PM PST]

  • 03.07.2010 11:01 PM PDT

MZH

Posted by: jedi1212
The UNSC then developed a weapon similar to the original stardard-issue pistol, but instead of making it standard issue, it was reserved for maniacs who enjoy getting launched from an orbital station into a city for a living.

This thread made me laugh pretty hard. I think its pretty funny because I think the silenced pistol that is used by ODST is the best weapon because how fast it shoots and how, with accuracy, you can kill 6 grunts in under 4 seconds with 6 simple headshots or quickly headshot a brute after a plasma pistol EMP. But of course, they gave it to the people who decided, after they got the amazing gun, to jump out a ship and splatter on the ground at a million mph. Not that I wouldn't do the same...

the pistol is like an automatic name labeler in odst to show who u ownd

  • 03.09.2010 3:01 PM PDT

"When I die please bury me deep!
Place an MA5 down by my feet!
Don't cry for me, don't shed no tear!
Just pack my box with PT gear!......"
-UNSC MARCHING SONG (HALF)

Posted by: bmoreboy234
the pistol is like an automatic name labeler in odst to show who u ownd


Best comparison of the decade.

  • 03.09.2010 6:39 PM PDT

I'm back on B.net for the first time in months.
I spend the Majority of time in TUE. :D

At first I loled...but after the 5th paragraph, I got bored.

  • 03.09.2010 7:34 PM PDT

You look unto me now through the profile screen found at http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx. Here we are, mutually faceless, both ones in the Seventh.

The "Sword Lunge" saved humanity? Win.

And we can't forget the Scarab, which is supposedly a Covenant super-weapon that has strikingly obvious weaknesses (SHOOT THE LEGS, CHIEF!) and stands stationary while it fires a slow moving, easy-to-dodge-death-beam.

[Edited on 03.09.2010 7:55 PM PST]

  • 03.09.2010 7:51 PM PDT

The whole thing could have ended much happier for humanity if they had built a rocket launcher that shot rockets that dropped bombs that exploded into knife-launching-grenade throwing shotguns.

  • 03.09.2010 11:07 PM PDT

Or just switch all weapons to chamber the M6D's ammunition ;).

  • 03.10.2010 9:10 PM PDT

If thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss shall also gaze into thee.

+1
Epic win

  • 03.11.2010 10:07 AM PDT
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hahhahah i copied this into my word pad lol awesome.

  • 03.18.2010 3:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Lord Snakie
This thread is epic, it gave me a huge number of laughs. Excellent job, OP. Thread saved.


i saved it as well, i loved your take on things OP

  • 03.18.2010 9:51 PM PDT

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Was so hilarious when I started laughing my roomate first stared at me, then he put on a wtf look then he reached for his phone and asked me if I was OK.

  • 03.21.2010 6:33 PM PDT

what about MC

  • 03.21.2010 10:16 PM PDT
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"Let The World Be My Witness"

Well, at least we won.

  • 03.21.2010 11:24 PM PDT

MZH

lol

  • 03.22.2010 6:16 AM PDT

well what about the vehicles. I would say the three best vehicles the humans have is the Hornet, Scorpion tank, and the Warthog guass. but even then the Covenet/Elites have the Chopper which will murder the Warthogs, the Ghost which will obliterate the soldiers, and who can forget the Scarab (unfimilular with spelling) now this this will kill anything in it's way. Your are also correct with the weapons (:

  • 03.22.2010 9:32 AM PDT

Hey, my name here and xbox live is AlexisSlayer, lets kick some bootie!!

so... either way, humans get nailed and well,,, other unsanitary stuff...
BUT!!
humans were stupid, why not used Covenant tech to improve vehicles?!!!

  • 03.24.2010 10:07 AM PDT

http://fallofreach.net/

If this thread was an attempt to mask his anger with humour, it was a failed attempt, and pathetic.

If this thread was an attempt at humour, it was also a hyper fail. I didn't laugh once.

In either case, it was a fail in my books.

  • 03.24.2010 10:18 AM PDT
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Philosophy and philology is my game.

And the Halo 1 weapons weren't the original weapon set or anything. They were just what was given to the Marines aboard a Joke-class cruiser.

Have you even played through Halo: Combat Evolved? The final chapter of the final mission in the game involved a fantastic warthog drive that was the forerunner to the long motorway runs in the number 2, 3 and ODST - not to mention the hellish finale in number 3! But the point is that the stretch along the Pillar of Autumn was an astonishing five kilometres - but that was only a portion of the hangars and the runway! Imagine the rest of the cruiser in proportion(or should I say Dreadnought class?). It was only due to the strained war effort that the later space craft were hastily constructed rust buckets to get the jon done but not survive.

And secondly, have you looked into any editorials that have been written based on conceptual design for the up-and-coming Halo: Reach? The whole thrill of resetting the calender for the Halo universe was that any plot holes could be cemented over with ease and the writers could pull a George Lucas by creating a prequel.
So in short, and I say this with no intended hostlity, from the time Halo: Combat Evolved was completed and shipped out to shops, the available weapon set was the intital arsenal from the word go.

  • 03.28.2010 4:01 PM PDT

I am a god! I am prescient!
I am religion!
I see the future, I see the past
Follow me, follow the vision.
I have become the ultimate power, I am protection.
I am messiah, I am a tyrant.
i show the path to redemption to man and the universe!

Posted by: HAL Wins 689
And the Halo 1 weapons weren't the original weapon set or anything. They were just what was given to the Marines aboard a Joke-class cruiser.

Have you even played through Halo: Combat Evolved? The final chapter of the final mission in the game involved a fantastic warthog drive that was the forerunner to the long motorway runs in the number 2, 3 and ODST


That's where I have problems. Why the hell would a military vessel need a giant winding hallway like that? I could understand a master hall going throughout the ship, but with twists and turns and random jumps? It makes no sense!

It's more feasible to have straight hallways with 90 degree turns. with as few ramp as possible, too. That way, the limited space on the starship is used as efficiently as possible. Also, this is a military vessel, so extra measures would have been taken to make sure no space got wasted. Yet all laws of common sense got broken when you start going through that last level of Halo:CE

  • 03.28.2010 4:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shaun555
Or just switch all weapons to chamber the M6D's ammunition ;).


imagine a BR firing that

  • 03.29.2010 4:54 AM PDT