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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

What about the Rocket Hog and Spartan Laser? They have new versions in Reach, I even have the Rocket Hog ready.

The Rocket Hog: The UNSC once had a Warthog that could kill a Banshee or a Ghost in one shot, and was highly effective against Wraiths and Infantry, plus it had a badass color skin. But realizing that it was too effective against Vehicles and Infantry, they nerfed it's Rocket Cannon to six or so weak shots, and grenades were more powerful. They also took away it's awesome color scheme, making it useless and removed the drivers morale, making it the most useless vehicle ever. Only one was left due to it's horrible armor, and it used during the Fall of Reach, but it was then drove off a cliff by a Spartan Engineer/Hacker.

[Edited on 12.19.2010 4:49 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2010 5:24 PM PDT

Awsome, I agree.

  • 12.17.2010 10:35 PM PDT

My Screenshots / My Group / Remember to follow the rules or you will get trapped in a box.

But John still owned them.

  • 12.19.2010 4:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.


Posted by: AngrydoG
Icwhatudidthar.


usawwatididther?

  • 12.19.2010 5:06 PM PDT

Dark Neptune, a young amateur astronomer whose gaming life is no different from other teenagers of his age, though he controls it more strictly then others.


Posted by: Ktan Dantaktee
What about the Rocket Hog and Spartan Laser? They have new versions in Reach, I even have the Rocket Hog ready.

The Rocket Hog: The UNSC once had a Warthog that could kill a Banshee or a Ghost in one shot, and was highly effective against Wraiths and Infantry, plus it had a badass color skin. But realizing that it was too effective against Vehicles and Infantry, they nerfed it's Rocket Cannon to six or so weak shots, and grenades were more powerful. They also took away it's awesome color scheme, making it useless and removed the drivers morale, making it the most useless vehicle ever. Only one was left due to it's horrible armor, and it used during the Fall of Reach, but it was then drove off a cliff by a Spartan called Kat.


Fix'd

  • 12.19.2010 6:19 PM PDT

The cake is a pie

when did this happen?

  • 12.21.2010 11:57 AM PDT

Posted by: HiredN00bs
Arrogant hyperbolic exclamations of woe? Seems like a normal day for Halo/Bungie.net.


Posted by: Lord Snakie
This thread is epic, it gave me a huge number of laughs. Excellent job, OP. Thread saved.


Same here!

Great piece of work, how long did it take you to finish?

  • 12.22.2010 3:26 PM PDT

I Make Jelly Out Of Elites

haha soo funny! You should add some more stuff from reach in the story.

  • 12.24.2010 5:44 PM PDT

Blarg.


Posted by: Dark Neptune

Posted by: Ktan Dantaktee
Only one was left due to it's horrible armor, and it used during the Fall of Reach, but it was then drove off a cliff by a Spartan called Kat.


Fix'd


LOL, so true, that thing is actually a ton of fun to shoot but is only possible in co-op or firefight due to Kat being a -blam!- idiot. I swear bungie just makes the driver AI worse and worse, just for the lulz. They can't even drive down a goddamn straight road without slowing down to 2mph every five seconds!!

  • 12.26.2010 1:24 PM PDT

Some of the greatest characters in Halo are black....
Johnson.
Romeo.
Emile. (You know it's true.)

Hey! you forgot one! They super glued the battle rifle's select fire mode to only 3-burst because the marines kept forgetting to switch from single shot to full burst when in a firefight. Its like the UNSC said, "If you want more then one shot, but not enough to actualy do anything, then go to 3-burst!"

  • 12.29.2010 1:56 AM PDT

Nintendo. Xbox. Good music. Mates. Comedy. That's it for me XD

LOL I haven't read something this good in a loooooooooooooooooooooooong time XD
You forgot how the humans created the Falcon, based off the helicopter, but you needed 2 people do actually so anything with it........

  • 12.29.2010 11:22 AM PDT

Nintendo. Xbox. Good music. Mates. Comedy. That's it for me XD


Posted by: Ktan Dantaktee

Posted by: AngrydoG
Icwhatudidthar.


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hesawwhatudidthar

  • 12.29.2010 11:23 AM PDT

sup if you don't like what I post you can go suck one this is the internet not Grammer class so GTFO Grammer N@ZI's


Posted by: MaverickMuse

Posted by: Ktan Dantaktee

Posted by: AngrydoG
Icwhatudidthar.


usawwatididther?


hesawwhatudidthar


iknowwatudidthar

  • 12.29.2010 12:39 PM PDT

So true and save for you!

  • 12.29.2010 12:42 PM PDT
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in the real future, your weapon would be a glass of water. you drink it, and all your enemies die.

  • 12.29.2010 2:04 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

All of this is true, and I got a good laugh from it too.
Posted by: petarded2
Weapons in the future suck.

I agree.

  • 12.29.2010 8:50 PM PDT

Awesome

  • 12.29.2010 9:20 PM PDT

Would you rather go into battle on a bicycle with a firecracker taped onto it?

  • 01.01.2011 3:56 PM PDT

Pertinacia fortis defendit.

This is pretty much the way to describe the progress of shooter sequels- particularly that of the Halo Franchise. Got some good laughs out of me, for sure. I would like to add that the UNSC realised the great tactical advantage of the Falcon's nose gun and variant with Grenade Launchers proved to have too much of a tactical advantage over the enemy, so it was stripped of all useful features/weapons directly after the evacuation of New Alexandria and post-Reach military battles.

Epic win.

  • 01.03.2011 7:15 PM PDT

"Alright sweethearts you heard the man and you know the drill, -blam!-s and elbows!"


Posted by: CD5696
in the real future, your weapon would be a glass of water. you drink it, and all your enemies die.

Not quite, in the real future your weapon would be a balloon. you pop it, and your enemies' heads explode.

  • 01.03.2011 8:49 PM PDT
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lol

  • 01.04.2011 9:09 AM PDT
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"Awesomeness will ensue..."

BEN SPARTAN120



Posted by: CD5696
in the real future, your weapon would be a glass of water. you drink it, and all your enemies die.


Hey, you can't say that, it's copyrighted by the Grizzled Ancients, namely Robt McLees!!! Now Bungie will deploy the Bungie Webmaster to steal your modem! And rightly so.

  • 01.07.2011 9:04 PM PDT

Hold it right there.

Hello. Name's Brian. Look, if you're looking for a flame war with me, just open up the Flood and write up some not-nice things about religion and I'll bring my nukes to the party.

If you want some other way to contact me, you can forget it.

If you're interested in some of my work, you can check my homepage out.

Posted by: Telec
did the humans win?

yes.
so what are you whining about?

Look at my avatar.

The Elites helped you win.

  • 01.08.2011 9:42 PM PDT