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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!

joke class? dude that ship was pimped out, with a single mac cannon firing three at a time and point blank guns for defense, plus with john and cortana onboard, no way it was a joke class ship

  • 04.26.2011 7:59 PM PDT

"We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
'Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds...'
I suppose we all thought that one way or another."
- J. Robert Oppenheimer

I approve wholeheartedly.

  • 04.26.2011 8:39 PM PDT
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hmmmm win? with a flood outbreak the was narrowly stopped and covanate cruisers outside our door step and crap for trained marines?

  • 04.26.2011 9:13 PM PDT
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Halo 2 isn't dead jorge...... its just missing in action.
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Brown coat 'till the day I die.
Sheningans!
Wake me...when you need me.


Posted by: Silen7Sam
win

  • 04.27.2011 3:47 AM PDT

I woke up one to find my self in a river of honey. Turns out Osama Bin Laden was right.

Posted by: bubba tubba 48
An interesting read, however I have to dispute a main point of your argument. Humanity obviously realized how much of a joke the Covenant forces were after they were soundly defeated on the first Halo, so they quite obviously downgraded all of their weapons in order to give their soldiers a challenge.

Actually, The Covenant was so close to winning the war with the help of they're large military armadas, they decided to upgrade all they're equipment, and decimate the final human forces on
Earth and Delta Halo faster, but lost, due to the Prophets' trust in the thought of Brute barbarians replacing the mighty Elite warriors, and the fact that they forgot the one Spartan named John.

Sorry to say Elites are best, but it's true in my opinion...

  • 04.29.2011 2:12 AM PDT

Yes. I am a Battle Rifle machine. The DMR is a poor replacement.

Posted by: petarded2
Posted by: Telec
did the humans win?

yes.
so what are you whining about?

Yes. But humanity only won because they teamed up with the Elites, who don't care about balanced weapons.


Exactly.

  • 04.30.2011 4:07 PM PDT

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

your also forgeting that the Halo 1 pistol was the only practical way of killing a hunter

  • 05.02.2011 3:22 AM PDT

seventh coloumn pride

It's true real world wepons now are even better than the ones in halo. lol

  • 05.04.2011 7:24 PM PDT

what if the author is an alien

  • 05.15.2011 1:28 PM PDT

BE HUMAN

Fight for Earth. Fight for Humanity.

Ahh shut up, dude. Why act seriously if its a joke forum. I dont get people like you...

  • 05.22.2011 5:31 AM PDT

My computer just exploded from the amount of win located in this thread.

  • 05.30.2011 2:40 PM PDT

My name is Legion, for we are many.

I'd actually say that the humans have more of an overinflated sense of "honor" than the Elites.

They take the scope off the pistol, remove the homing capability of the rocket launcher, and give their soldiers flashlights when in fact night vision would have been a hundred times more practical. Oh, and a pump action shotgun isn't the best shotgun to wield in combat...but the UNSC's weapon designer couldn't think of an automatic or semiautomatic shotgun even five hundred years into the future...and the clip size gradually decreased with each game too.

Weapons in the future...suck. Totally.

  • 06.01.2011 3:05 AM PDT

Sup? Welcome to my profile.
Havok Team and I will help bungie dominate the world. and eat cookies

lolwut?

  • 06.01.2011 4:11 AM PDT

Very funny

  • 06.05.2011 8:24 PM PDT

Lol, nice job.

Ima save this.

  • 06.05.2011 8:29 PM PDT

System Integrity Confirmed


Posted by: Three00Jews
My computer just exploded from the amount of win located in this thread.

My cp exploded cause of the amount of truth in your commet

  • 06.08.2011 6:53 PM PDT

Posted by: raptorgear

Posted by: Three00Jews
My computer just exploded from the amount of win located in this thread.

My cp exploded cause of the amount of truth in your commet


boom!

  • 06.09.2011 11:06 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

That was before Bungie had to worry about balancing.

  • 06.09.2011 1:32 PM PDT

I am all our makers once held dear: [Alexandria before the Fire].

((Farewell Halo 2! You will not be forgotten! Farewell!))

OP makes me smile.

  • 06.14.2011 3:48 PM PDT


Posted by: P4ND3MIC Sh0tZ
This weapon was of course down graded when the Covenant realized it was useful. ahaha this mad me laugh

  • 06.19.2011 4:08 PM PDT

3 years and only 1 ban, try harder next time noobs.


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Would you rather go into battle on a bicycle with a firecracker taped onto it?


Yes.

  • 06.19.2011 4:55 PM PDT

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lolwin

  • 06.19.2011 5:18 PM PDT

The superior Covenant vehicles in action.

  • 06.19.2011 6:29 PM PDT

did enyone else realize that the energy sword and cods comando are a bit simmalar while reading this

  • 06.21.2011 7:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

Posted by: petarded2
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Hornets, a slower moving, hard to operate vehicle that was only semi-competent at killing infantry units.have you even used one

If given the choice between a Banshee and a Hornet, which one would you choose?

And the M6D and M6C/S can't do crap on Covenant shields. The BR can, however. The UNSC couldn't go without having a weapon that has at least a little chance at killing an elite.

In Halo 2 the rocket launcher was the substitute for the M6D silly, not the Battle Rifle.


Don't you mean the Scarab Gun?

  • 06.21.2011 6:31 PM PDT