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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!

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lolz <_>

  • 08.24.2011 5:38 PM PDT

Is it wrong of me? To take what's mine? Until the end of time?

Lol. This explains so much, I now understand what really happened. Lol Honestly what military decides to cut the clip size of their main assualt in half, right in the middle of a war, decides to turn anamazing pistol into a pellet shooter, and "This weapon was of course down graded when the covenant realized it was useful" One of the greatest line's I've ever heard

  • 08.24.2011 10:12 PM PDT

Thread is toasting in epic bread.

  • 08.24.2011 11:21 PM PDT
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Long Live Reach!

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Posted by: Hellduck
This gave me a good laugh.

  • 08.25.2011 6:34 PM PDT

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this thread
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[Edited on 08.28.2011 10:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.28.2011 10:02 PM PDT

hey: the covenant and the UNSC had an agreement that thier soldiers should have fun annihilating each other's side. You got to think about the morale man THE MORALE!!!!!!!!!!

  • 08.29.2011 5:01 PM PDT
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You might actually have a future in stand up comedy lol. This gave me a good laugh, Real T

  • 08.29.2011 5:08 PM PDT

Μολὼν λάβε!

I still haven't figured out why 500 years in the future they are still using mostly conventional ammunition.

  • 08.29.2011 6:37 PM PDT
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Halo Reach.... The Best Halo Game ive Ever SEEN.

Actually, All of This ISNT the Reason Humanity Was able to survive, It was due to the Spartan Program, Tactics And Pure Luck that They Actually Survived.

  • 08.31.2011 3:16 PM PDT

"Spartans are never missing in action, they just die, Jorge!" - Carter in The Halo Reach team is high on meth

lol thats awesome


Posted by: petarded2

Not wanting to fall behind on the manufacturing of overpowered weapons that make no sense, the Covenant designed a seven foot tall hammer that could destroy any enemy with one hit. This weapon was of course down graded when the Covenant realized it was useful.


Gave me a good laugh!

i also liked the "1 bajillion rounds" part and the "did the only logical thing and made the plasma pistol completely useless" part

  • 09.03.2011 2:44 PM PDT

"I actually don't hold a grudge against someone talking trash about me if they're shot afterwards, I try to rise above that "

Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

Perhaps future wars had a basic rule: Sportsmanship

UNSC:'Should we shoot first?'
'No,we will wait and do nothing'

Covenant:'They're not firing,should we?'
'No,we will wait and do nothing'

Thank god the dumb Brutes got impatient...

  • 09.03.2011 3:13 PM PDT

Well done that was pretty funny XD

  • 09.03.2011 6:02 PM PDT

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I am surprised that this thread has not died yet?

  • 09.03.2011 6:23 PM PDT

It's the prestige that makes the illusion.

Win!

  • 09.03.2011 10:36 PM PDT
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haha wooow thats awesome but u should have mentioned dual wielding

  • 09.04.2011 9:54 PM PDT

if i was the UNSC i would invest all my "ka Ching" in making the pistol THE MOST OVER FREEEKIN POWERED THING THE COVENANT HAD EVER SEEN and the given one to all marines and used the remaning dollars i had to make puny dropships in which i would use to carry all my troops at once to the desired battlefield.

  • 09.09.2011 3:23 AM PDT

All I can say is "Nice."

  • 09.10.2011 9:03 AM PDT
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this is by far the best forum post ever

  • 09.11.2011 1:25 AM PDT
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This is true although just means the navy have better guns then the marines/army.

  • 09.11.2011 2:26 AM PDT


Posted by: Telec
did the humans win?

yes.
so what are you whining about?


he's poking fun at bungie's weapon balancing through the series. he isn't complaining.

  • 09.11.2011 12:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: Hellduck
This gave me a good laugh.

  • 09.11.2011 12:18 PM PDT

My heart is my team, My soul is Halo, My goal is Pro, and BUNGIE is my stepping stone.

Seriously in HAlO CE I threw a plasma grenade i'm playing Halo Reach the dang thing still hasn't blown up. I mean seriously it.....HOLY crap it just blew up!!!!! All my actually USEFUL Marines are all dead!!!!!

  • 09.12.2011 7:53 PM PDT

Posted by: evilcam
We're all normal members.

Hmm, maybe not Slayer. That guy is indescribably weird.

hahahaha total win dude couldnt stop laughing

  • 09.12.2011 9:29 PM PDT

Lol ^_^

  • 09.12.2011 10:37 PM PDT

LOL you forgot the DMR, remember Arbiter LOL remember?

  • 09.15.2011 4:46 AM PDT