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Subject: No wonder humanity was almost wiped out!

well think about it more realisticly lol, it was simply made that way becouse PLAYERS where too good, not the humans lol

  • 10.29.2009 3:48 PM PDT

I currently am working on Halo Wars achievements. 4 to go.
I currently am working on Halo 2 achievements.
I currently have all Halo 3 achievements.
I currently have all Halo 3:ODST achievements.
I currently have all Halo: Reach achievements.

This is so true. XD

  • 10.29.2009 3:51 PM PDT
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vanert says: Apparently he went to college with Stosh.
Killane says:
Stosh went to college?
Posted by: stosh
I'm a college dropout.

Hehehe

  • 10.30.2009 4:22 PM PDT
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Being a professional means that you're predictable and hard to kill. Being an amateur means that you're dangerous, unpredictable and almost godlike.

My God, so original!

AWESOME!

And tells the facts really plain.
7 foot hammer downgraded for being useful.

ROFLMAO!

  • 10.30.2009 4:42 PM PDT

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

Full of WIN!
I like Petarded2.

  • 10.30.2009 5:24 PM PDT

What a waste....

WIN

  • 11.01.2009 5:34 PM PDT
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â–ºUNSC Commanding Armyâ—„ You need something blown up? We blow it up! You need someone dead? We'll kill him. You need something cleaned?...........Yeah right!!

"Acta non verba"

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/newmombasa/Group/GroupHome.aspx

i agree with the op 500 years in the future and most shotguns are still pump-action arghh.

  • 11.02.2009 5:27 AM PDT

My talents include always knowing the wrong thing to say.

Twitter!

*Posting in win thread.*

  • 11.02.2009 5:29 AM PDT

Many gave their lives so that we could live on. I intend to honor them by remembering them. Remember Cyborg. Remember John. Remember Noble.

Haha, yeah a bit exaggerated but true.

  • 11.02.2009 7:37 AM PDT

Solid. You forgot to mention that the Human's somehow discovered a weapon that could kill a grunt in one shot so they decided to get rid of it. As a result of this the covenant decided to make something that caused humans to explode in a pink bomb into something that caused humans to move side to side and laugh as it missed.

The End.

  • 11.03.2009 6:06 PM PDT

New Mombasa is an awesome group :D

The Jetpack Association - Time to get your thrusters warmed up

Haha, this gave me lots of laughs, bravo OP.

  • 11.03.2009 6:51 PM PDT

I can haz ur mumz

This thread is pure win!

*hy fievz*

  • 11.03.2009 7:23 PM PDT

Do not want

Posted by: Demache
Lmao. It just made me realize that humans and the Covenant are more alike military-wise than I originally thought. They fix things that didn't need fixing in the first place.

So obama is like the covenant, only with health care? lulz not a flame, just a fact.

  • 11.03.2009 9:05 PM PDT

Freedom has two parts: potential and resolution; as metaphors have two parts : form and interpretation; of course, the two are intertwined. Metaphor lines the road to freedom, as symbols and words are the bricks and mortar of meaning. Freedom being the briocoleus, the mason.
***END MESSAGE***
***JUMP ACTIVATION INITIATION START***
***TRANSPORT WHEN READY***

And you would think a war would demand that technological advancement would flourish, apparently not :/

  • 11.03.2009 10:53 PM PDT
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Iam enjoying Halo Reach and revisiting some past Bungie games, iam a big fan of Bungie and their online community.

That was a good laugh, thanks for the thread.

  • 11.04.2009 12:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Radishhhh
4 europeans, an american and a japanese person in a game


I was totally expecting a joke out of that.

And by the time the covenant invade Earth, the UNSC decide to make silencers for weapons that were only slightly louder than a NERF gun in the first place.

  • 11.04.2009 5:10 PM PDT

Will test for snacks!

KOTOR. JOIN.

Posted by: Darkjigglypuff
And by the time the covenant invade Earth, the UNSC decide to make silencers for weapons that were only slightly louder than a NERF gun in the first place.

Not only that, but after they silenced them, they thought they were "too" quiet, and made them just as loud, but with the cool silenced sound effect.

  • 11.04.2009 5:20 PM PDT
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  • 11.05.2009 1:15 PM PDT
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I dont want to read this:000000

  • 11.06.2009 4:50 PM PDT

This thread is pure WIN.

  • 11.07.2009 8:45 AM PDT

This is probably the best furom post I have seen in the last month or so.

  • 11.07.2009 9:26 AM PDT

Posted by: mr 3l1te
lol this is funny as hell.
Hell isn't very funny.

  • 11.07.2009 2:40 PM PDT

From Cyro to Meta

i saved this thread. it full of win, and epic-sause

  • 11.07.2009 5:29 PM PDT

Witty, impressive, and enjoyable. Bravo

  • 11.08.2009 7:23 PM PDT

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Witty, impressive, and enjoyable. Bravo

Don't advertise TV channels here.

/lame joke

  • 11.08.2009 9:40 PM PDT