"When I die please bury me deep!
Place an MA5 down by my feet!
Don't cry for me, don't shed no tear!
Just pack my box with PT gear!......"
-UNSC MARCHING SONG (HALF)
The UNSC then developed a weapon similar to the original stardard-issue pistol, but instead of making it standard issue, it was reserved for maniacs who enjoy getting launched from an orbital station into a city for a living.
This thread made me laugh pretty hard. I think its pretty funny because I think the silenced pistol that is used by ODST is the best weapon because how fast it shoots and how, with accuracy, you can kill 6 grunts in under 4 seconds with 6 simple headshots or quickly headshot a brute after a plasma pistol EMP. But of course, they gave it to the people who decided, after they got the amazing gun, to jump out a ship and splatter on the ground at a million mph. Not that I wouldn't do the same...
[Edited on 03.07.2010 11:03 PM PST]