- MR DROZ
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Posted by: thestrangestick
I'm genuinely fascinated as to how you managed to find your wife in a game of Halo 3. We've all seen the hilariously pathetic and conceited 'flirting' performed by horny 15 year olds whenever they see pink armour in matchmaking, but how did you go from that to wedding bells? Especially considering the country gap...
I'm guessing it went something like this?
1) Talk in-game
2) Add to friends list
3) Casual e-flirting through Xbox Live messages
4) Added on MSN
5) Your picture didn't send her running for the hills :P
6) Suggest a meet
7) You flew to England, being the gentleman?
8) Sex
9) Marriage
10) ???
11) She moved to YOUR country - PROFIT!!!
Was it anything like that? :P
In all seriousness, congratulations, a very sweet if bizarre tale, I wish you every happiness, the first man to make the average horny 15 year old's dream a reality!
The step by step process was more like this...
1) Play on a team with a girl who has a HAWT accent.
2) Send friend request.
3) Play together often.
4) Play together 6-8 hours a day for about months straight.
4) Accidently realize that she had felt the same way about you for the longest time but was too affraid to say anything just like you were.
5) Arrange a meet.
6) Fly to England for 2 weeks.
7) Sex
8) Discover a whole new culture!
9) Sex
10)Sex
11)Sex
12)Get really freaked out seeing a child on the left side of the car.
13)More sex.
14)Finally get used to seeing children on the left side of the car.
15)Sex
16)Get totally freaked out at a bunch of people driving the wrong way through a round-a-bout!
17)Sex
18)Break the bed do to too much sex. (True story!)
19)Fly back to Detroit.
20)Realize "HEY that was fun!"
21)Go back 2 months later for another 2 weeks.
22)Watch the Red Wings win the Stanely Cup from across the world.
23)Celebratory Sex
24)Fly back to Detroit
25)Call an imigration lawyer
26A)Pay A LOT of money to go through the immigration proccess.
26B) Get hitched.
27)No more sex
28)Make a baby (refer to previous steps for explination)
29) NOT get Recon! (Ive been told we shoulda got it but it dosn't matter lol)
30)Average Joe
[Edited on 09.29.2009 5:14 PM PDT]