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Subject: Average Joe - MR DROZ

gamertag; heynate

congrats droz.

  • 09.29.2009 1:51 PM PDT

wow. well although I HIGHLY doubt I'll meet my wife playing Halo 3. That is a pretty cool story. I'm glad that there are people older than 15 (talking like they are black, cussing at everyone with their derogatory comments) online. Any good players 45+ up hit me up. =P

  • 09.29.2009 1:52 PM PDT

Posted by: brandonalb9369

Posted by: L33t22
It's a good thing she moved to the States from England. England sucks!

thats a very predjudice comment, u evr been here??


England is a pretty nice place especially some of the tourist spots, and there are many of them.

The only fault i have with England is that it seems to rain all the time

  • 09.29.2009 1:53 PM PDT

Hello

Posted by: Halfa55al
Hey whats up DROZ? Remember me? Halfa55al? In that one group you used to be in before we ended it? Remember????
halfa whats up

i used to be the coleader with droz of that group

i got a new account

  • 09.29.2009 2:08 PM PDT
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Mike Romeo Foxtrot 60 Mike Two, this is Mike Romeo Foxtrot 60 Mike One: Did we sink your Battleship? Over.

We have insane weather pattarns, indeed. We either have a few weeks hot sun, or many weeks cold rain. Or a few sunny-rainy days inbetween. Doesn't bother me much, I'm always inside on Halo 3/ Halo 3: ODST

It's all good!

EDIT: I say the same thing just below. Don't ask. I fail.

[Edited on 09.29.2009 2:13 PM PDT]

  • 09.29.2009 2:11 PM PDT
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Mike Romeo Foxtrot 60 Mike Two, this is Mike Romeo Foxtrot 60 Mike One: Did we sink your Battleship? Over.

Posted by: Cathy3072
Posted by: brandonalb9369

Posted by: L33t22
It's a good thing she moved to the States from England. England sucks!

thats a very predjudice comment, u evr been here??


England is a pretty nice place especially some of the tourist spots, and there are many of them.

The only fault i have with England is that it seems to rain all the time


We have insane weather pattarns, indeed. We either have a few weeks hot sun, or many weeks cold rain. Or a few sunny-rainy days inbetween. Doesn't bother me much, I'm always inside on Halo 3/ Halo 3: ODST

It's all good!

  • 09.29.2009 2:13 PM PDT
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I met my wife playing Halo and all I got was this lousey interview WHERES MY RECON!
lol just kidding.

  • 09.29.2009 2:24 PM PDT

Nice interview DROZ! Your a pretty cool guy. I'm glad to see that bungie had a real life positive effect on somebody. And that there are some people that have some morals still. I think you might have influenced me to tone down my trash talking.

  • 09.29.2009 2:25 PM PDT

Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free. It is small, and it is fragile. And it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it.--V for Vendetta

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Posted by: MR DROZ
I met my wife playing Halo and all I got was this lousey interview WHERES MY RECON!
lol just kidding.

epic lols. :)
So, what's up dude?
You're practically a celebrity now, how's that suit you?

[Edited on 09.29.2009 2:26 PM PDT]

  • 09.29.2009 2:25 PM PDT

Posted by: jethro286
Posted by: Cathy3072
Posted by: brandonalb9369

Posted by: L33t22
It's a good thing she moved to the States from England. England sucks!

thats a very predjudice comment, u evr been here??


England is a pretty nice place especially some of the tourist spots, and there are many of them.

The only fault i have with England is that it seems to rain all the time


We have insane weather pattarns, indeed. We either have a few weeks hot sun, or many weeks cold rain. Or a few sunny-rainy days inbetween. Doesn't bother me much, I'm always inside on Halo 3/ Halo 3: ODST

It's all good!


Yeah i know what you mean i lived there for all my life up until 13 months ago which i now live in the states

[Edited on 09.29.2009 2:29 PM PDT]

  • 09.29.2009 2:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: SpartanO87Kelly
You're practically a celebrity now, how's that suit you?

Nah... I'm just an average joe.

c wat i did thar?

  • 09.29.2009 2:29 PM PDT

Guess who just lost the game?


Posted by: Cathy3072
Posted by: jethro286
Posted by: Cathy3072
Posted by: brandonalb9369

Posted by: L33t22
It's a good thing she moved to the States from England. England sucks!

thats a very predjudice comment, u evr been here??


England is a pretty nice place especially some of the tourist spots, and there are many of them.

The only fault i have with England is that it seems to rain all the time


We have insane weather pattarns, indeed. We either have a few weeks hot sun, or many weeks cold rain. Or a few sunny-rainy days inbetween. Doesn't bother me much, I'm always inside on Halo 3/ Halo 3: ODST

It's all good!


Yeah i know what you mean i lived there for all my life up until 13 months ago which i now live in the states


Really? Awesome, I've been living here all my life now, and the one place I want to go to is the US... What's it like there?

  • 09.29.2009 2:30 PM PDT

It's pretty nice. We have warmer summers here but colder winters and the majority of people are nice except the occasional few who cant understand my accent because im from England and they would just rather be ignorant but other than that i like it here and it was worth the whole move

  • 09.29.2009 2:34 PM PDT

Guess who just lost the game?

Posted by: Cathy3072
It's pretty nice. We have warmer summers here but colder winters and the majority of people are nice except the occasional few who cant understand my accent because im from England and they would just rather be ignorant but other than that i like it here and it was worth the whole move


Cool! Thanks for giving me some info about it! I've always liked hearing American people I've met talking about it... Now I'm hearing from someone originally from England talking about it! Perfect!

Oh, and so I'm not entirely veering away from the topic, congrats on the interview Droz!

  • 09.29.2009 2:41 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

Posted by: Its A Mirage
Posted by: Halfa55al
Hey whats up DROZ? Remember me? Halfa55al? In that one group you used to be in before we ended it? Remember????
halfa whats up

i used to be the coleader with droz of that group

i got a new account


Hell, i forgot to name of the Group that we ended. Its been so long. Good times.

  • 09.29.2009 3:59 PM PDT

I'm genuinely fascinated as to how you managed to find your wife in a game of Halo 3. We've all seen the hilariously pathetic and conceited 'flirting' performed by horny 15 year olds whenever they see pink armour in matchmaking, but how did you go from that to wedding bells? Especially considering the country gap...
I'm guessing it went something like this?

1) Talk in-game
2) Add to friends list
3) Casual e-flirting through Xbox Live messages
4) Added on MSN
5) Your picture didn't send her running for the hills :P
6) Suggest a meet
7) You flew to England, being the gentleman?
8) Sex
9) Marriage
10) ???
11) She moved to YOUR country - PROFIT!!!

Was it anything like that? :P

In all seriousness, congratulations, a very sweet if bizarre tale, I wish you every happiness, the first man to make the average horny 15 year old's dream a reality!

  • 09.29.2009 4:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: nubyw00tz
I really liked this one and didn't get bored of it. Very good one, very interesting Joe. ;)


Posted by: ev1l tr1t0n
Posted by: NL Timiboy
wow, that's an amazing story!


What Droz didn't mention is that his wife moved to the states all the way from England. =P

Yes, he did. >_>


Yay, my blindness strikes again!

  • 09.29.2009 4:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: thestrangestick
I'm genuinely fascinated as to how you managed to find your wife in a game of Halo 3. We've all seen the hilariously pathetic and conceited 'flirting' performed by horny 15 year olds whenever they see pink armour in matchmaking, but how did you go from that to wedding bells? Especially considering the country gap...
I'm guessing it went something like this?

1) Talk in-game
2) Add to friends list
3) Casual e-flirting through Xbox Live messages
4) Added on MSN
5) Your picture didn't send her running for the hills :P
6) Suggest a meet
7) You flew to England, being the gentleman?
8) Sex
9) Marriage
10) ???
11) She moved to YOUR country - PROFIT!!!

Was it anything like that? :P

In all seriousness, congratulations, a very sweet if bizarre tale, I wish you every happiness, the first man to make the average horny 15 year old's dream a reality!


The step by step process was more like this...

1) Play on a team with a girl who has a HAWT accent.
2) Send friend request.
3) Play together often.
4) Play together 6-8 hours a day for about months straight.
4) Accidently realize that she had felt the same way about you for the longest time but was too affraid to say anything just like you were.
5) Arrange a meet.
6) Fly to England for 2 weeks.
7) Sex
8) Discover a whole new culture!
9) Sex
10)Sex
11)Sex
12)Get really freaked out seeing a child on the left side of the car.
13)More sex.
14)Finally get used to seeing children on the left side of the car.
15)Sex
16)Get totally freaked out at a bunch of people driving the wrong way through a round-a-bout!
17)Sex
18)Break the bed do to too much sex. (True story!)
19)Fly back to Detroit.
20)Realize "HEY that was fun!"
21)Go back 2 months later for another 2 weeks.
22)Watch the Red Wings win the Stanely Cup from across the world.
23)Celebratory Sex
24)Fly back to Detroit
25)Call an imigration lawyer
26A)Pay A LOT of money to go through the immigration proccess.
26B) Get hitched.
27)No more sex
28)Make a baby (refer to previous steps for explination)
29) NOT get Recon! (Ive been told we shoulda got it but it dosn't matter lol)
30)Average Joe

[Edited on 09.29.2009 5:14 PM PDT]

  • 09.29.2009 5:09 PM PDT

Without me, it's just "Aweso".

Posted by: MR DROZ
[i]I met my wife playing Halo and all I got was this lousey interview


Not something you want to say around the Mrs. ;)

  • 09.29.2009 6:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Achilles1108
I swear if somebody sigs me I will rip their face off.

Congratulations Mr Droz, Mrs. Droz, and Mini Droz. I hope your life is filled with compassion for one another and to have a long and happy marriage. Hopefully, I can find a girl of who I can spend the rest of my life with and loves the things I do.

  • 09.29.2009 6:37 PM PDT

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HA HA Dont know how that hapend lol but I hope you live a happy life together [:

  • 09.29.2009 6:45 PM PDT

Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
I'm pretty sure your wife is a dood. There are no real girls on the internet.


truth. its science.

good interview guys

  • 09.29.2009 6:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: urk
Then there are the people who poop in the mash potatoes. Those people get launched out on their asses.

Alright!! Another notch in the old A.J's Belt

  • 09.29.2009 8:06 PM PDT

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I lol in the direction of L33t22. What a terrible comment to make...England is beautiful. Even with the rain, I love the rain. Interesting interview, MR DROZ. I think I played against you and your wife a while back in the fuzzy distant past.

  • 09.29.2009 8:10 PM PDT

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