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Subject: Average Joe - MR DROZ

Kill maim'N Destroy!

Nice! hey Droz give me your password and ill give you Recon!...Lets not and say we did. JK. I broke my bed too, and I have three kids to show for it ROfl, One for each halo game. Please dont make one with a 4 in the title. I can Has Birth controlz. Seriously it is nice to have a wife who tolerates my teabagging(celebratory crouching) everynight after the kids go to bed. And i am talking about Halo. LOL.

  • 09.29.2009 10:08 PM PDT

first average joe that interested me to actually read. i'm really glad to hear that she put the stank on you and got you to quit your "bad habits." that was good mature reading.

  • 09.29.2009 10:49 PM PDT

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That was a great interview.
A nice step away from the usual.
I really enjoyed it.
Good luck to you, as well.
:)

  • 09.29.2009 10:49 PM PDT

RIP Logan ~B.B.

Posted by: shoebox
first average joe that interested me to actually read.

=(

  • 09.29.2009 11:08 PM PDT

Does anyone even read these?

Nice interview.

  • 09.30.2009 1:03 AM PDT
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Quit drinking my ass. You were drunk tonight on XBL...blabbing about something or other...and then dying too many times in FF.

*shakes fist*
Son, I am disappoint. lol.

  • 09.30.2009 4:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: ev1l tr1t0n
First.

Droz, that was quite the surprise. Didn't expect to see you interviewed when I loaded up Bungie.net this morning!


Way to go Drozy.


I didn't expect to see this so soon, but it was inevitable.

  • 09.30.2009 5:43 AM PDT
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DROZ, Great interview I found it compelling and think its worth the risk to read it at work. However is this post worth the risk? We'll see. Also I agree no more trash talking to girls! I am trying to teach my girlfriend to play, (or at least be able to walk around the maps)!

  • 09.30.2009 6:17 AM PDT

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

A good interview to be sure but after your later comments, I do have one question.

20)Realize "HEY that was fun!"
I see eight lines previous to that one referring to secksual activity. It took that much coitus, not to mention a long flight home, for you to realize that it was fun?

  • 09.30.2009 6:26 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
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--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Is this where we sign up to make sechsey time with Mr. Droz?!?!

I do hope I'm not too late and missed out =(

Congrats on the interview, but even more congrats on meeting someone wonderful through Halo. I only met Obi Wan Stevobi and now it itches in my naughty places =***(

~B.B.

  • 09.30.2009 6:48 AM PDT

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

A word of advice:

If you ever find yourself playing Firefight with an inebriated MR DROZ at 3am, and he rejoices in the fact that he found a hammer. Run for your -blam!- ing life! You're as good as betrayed!

;-)

<3 ya Droz! Congrats on the interview! Reppin' the D, baby!

  • 09.30.2009 8:40 AM PDT
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A word of advice:

If you ever find yourself playing Firefight with an inebriated MR DROZ at 3am, and he rejoices in the fact that he found a hammer. Run for your -blam!- ing life! You're as good as betrayed!

;-)

<3 ya Droz! Congrats on the interview! Reppin' the D, baby!

That was a blast!

I'll admit that I started drinking again. In moderation, of course. It's not anywere near as bad as it was. At the time I did the interview I was booze free though.

  • 09.30.2009 9:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: shoebox
first average joe that interested me to actually read.

=(

MR DROZ > Obi?
Hey that puts me on par with Foman.

lmao

  • 09.30.2009 9:38 AM PDT

Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free. It is small, and it is fragile. And it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it.--V for Vendetta

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yes! Droz+Hammer+Firefight=Betrayed! epic lols.
Though I haven't played firefight with you in awhile droz, we should remedy that. ;)

  • 09.30.2009 9:45 AM PDT

RIP Logan ~B.B.

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Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
Posted by: shoebox
first average joe that interested me to actually read.

=(

MR DROZ > Obi?
Hey that puts me on par with Foman.

lmao

Wat?! >=(
-blam!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 09.30.2009 9:50 AM PDT
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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

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Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
Posted by: shoebox
first average joe that interested me to actually read.

=(

MR DROZ > Obi?
Hey that puts me on par with Foman.

lmao

Wat?! >=(
-blam!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, he's right. Now take it like a man.

  • 09.30.2009 9:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x

No, he's right. Now take it like a man.
LMAO! Too funny ;P

[Edited on 09.30.2009 11:34 AM PDT]

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Posted by: x Foman123 x

No, he's right. Now take it like a man.

Thats what she said.

  • 09.30.2009 11:42 AM PDT

Man about time someone says what needs to be said

stop acting like jerks online, your a real person and he people your playing with have real feelings even through the distance of multiple proxys and servers you and everyone you come in contact with online will be impacted so be nice!

Edit:
The step by step process was more like this...

1) Play on a team with a girl who has a HAWT accent.
2) Send friend request.
3) Play together often.
4) Play together 6-8 hours a day for about months straight.
4) Accidently realize that she had felt the same way about you for the longest time but was too affraid to say anything just like you were.
5) Arrange a meet.
6) Fly to England for 2 weeks.
7) Sex
8) Discover a whole new culture!
9) Sex
10)Sex
11)Sex
12)Get really freaked out seeing a child on the left side of the car.
13)More sex.
14)Finally get used to seeing children on the left side of the car.
15)Sex
16)Get totally freaked out at a bunch of people driving the wrong way through a round-a-bout!
17)Sex
18)Break the bed do to too much sex. (True story!)
19)Fly back to Detroit.
20)Realize "HEY that was fun!"
21)Go back 2 months later for another 2 weeks.
22)Watch the Red Wings win the Stanely Cup from across the world.
23)Celebratory Sex
24)Fly back to Detroit
25)Call an imigration lawyer
26A)Pay A LOT of money to go through the immigration proccess.
26B) Get hitched.
27)No more sex
28)Make a baby (refer to previous steps for explination)
29) NOT get Recon! (Ive been told we shoulda got it but it dosn't matter lol)
30)Average Joe


lol if your breaking beds its surprising that baby didnt come till step 28

[Edited on 09.30.2009 2:02 PM PDT]

  • 09.30.2009 1:46 PM PDT

Didact's Reprisal -
Now is the time of our unworlding
One final effort is all that remains
And I am not afraid
We shall fulfill our promise
We fight for the grace of the Mantle
And this time none of you will be left behind

Heard you infiltrated the interwebz. ~ [Funny comment here]

____ ~ [Funnier comment about TUE].

[/awesome post].

Congrats.

  • 09.30.2009 6:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Im SteelAssassn
Heard you infiltrated the interwebz. ~ [Funny comment here]

____ ~ [Funnier comment about TUE].

[/awesome post].

Congrats.


Thatnks Stell. I love TUE, H3ITWP too! You guys are all so freakin awsome.

  • 09.30.2009 8:05 PM PDT

Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very last inch of us. But within that inch we are free. It is small, and it is fragile. And it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never sell it, or give it away. We must never let them take it.--V for Vendetta

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Posted by: MR DROZ
Thatnks Stell. I love TUE! You guys are all so freakin awsome.

yeah, we know we're awesome, no need for our admins to say so. j/k



*bows down to the Master Droz* Give us your praise, oh, bright one! lols. :)

  • 09.30.2009 8:40 PM PDT
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  • 10.01.2009 10:30 AM PDT

After 4 1/2 years uptime the server that had the photochopped pic of you and your little spartan baby is gone! No linky :( Anyway congrats on the recognition!

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