- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"MARY KATE OLSONS EATING DISORDER CRISIS!"
then
"ITS DRUGS!"
"MARY KATE OLSON STILL IN REHAB!"
If you have noticed the tabloids over the past weeks youll notice a lot about the Olson twins, namely Mary-Kate Olson.
First she lost a lot of weight, which was a ghastly happening, and its a good thing I heard about it. That kind of news is much more important than that war crap anyways.
Then they said she was on drugs, and was in rehab.
Then they say their acting careers were on hold.
You'll also note they had a movie coming up soon, and they had fallen from the public eye for a while.
They had a few big hits, and they slowly became less and less popular.
I'm thinking this is a publicity stunt.
The formula goes like this:
Health problems- which are later found to be drugs.
The next part of the formula is my theory.
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
"MARY KATE OLSON IS PREGNANT!"
Its only a matter of time.
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