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"MARY KATE OLSONS EATING DISORDER CRISIS!"
then
"ITS DRUGS!"
"MARY KATE OLSON STILL IN REHAB!"

If you have noticed the tabloids over the past weeks youll notice a lot about the Olson twins, namely Mary-Kate Olson.
First she lost a lot of weight, which was a ghastly happening, and its a good thing I heard about it. That kind of news is much more important than that war crap anyways.
Then they said she was on drugs, and was in rehab.

Then they say their acting careers were on hold.

You'll also note they had a movie coming up soon, and they had fallen from the public eye for a while.
They had a few big hits, and they slowly became less and less popular.

I'm thinking this is a publicity stunt.

The formula goes like this:

Health problems- which are later found to be drugs.

The next part of the formula is my theory.


Are you ready for this?







Are you sure?






"MARY KATE OLSON IS PREGNANT!"

Its only a matter of time.


In other tabloid news, Eskimos found on mars...

  • 07.24.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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"MaryKate marries goat-man!"

[Edited on 7/24/2004 10:04:47 PM]

  • 07.24.2004 9:56 PM PDT
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Two-headed goat man? What would the children be like?


Ewww.

  • 07.24.2004 10:05 PM PDT
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"A sequal to The Simple Life... The Life in a Box, revealed!!"

"See on page 3 of "Sizzle News Papperizl"

[Edited on 7/24/2004 10:09:34 PM]

  • 07.24.2004 10:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ops Agent 117
Two-headed goat man? What would the children be like?


Ewww.



They'd have two heads and hooves.

  • 07.24.2004 10:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
like the baron of hell...oh he's a hotty



Worst pun, ever!

  • 07.24.2004 10:14 PM PDT
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I work in a grocery store. There is a lot of useless information on those tabloids.

Like Bill Clintons new lover running over people with a car.
Mariah Careys new boobs, Britney Spears new ass.

Who really cares?

  • 07.24.2004 10:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
Posted by: GreenChief
Posted by: Twitch666
like the baron of hell...oh he's a hotty



Worst pun, ever!

wasn't a pun. I was making an anoligie



Oh, you made a pun without knowing. Barron of Hell. Hell is hot. He is a hotty. Thusly, it is a pun.

  • 07.24.2004 10:30 PM PDT
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Does anyone else think its just a mongo publicity stunt? Or is it just me?

  • 07.24.2004 10:31 PM PDT

Posted by: GreenChief
Posted by: Twitch666
Posted by: GreenChief
Posted by: Twitch666
like the baron of hell...oh he's a hotty



Worst pun, ever!

wasn't a pun. I was making an anoligie



Oh, you made a pun without knowing. Barron of Hell. Hell is hot. He is a hotty. Thusly, it is a pun.


;-)

  • 07.24.2004 10:35 PM PDT