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Subject: If you could make a grunt say anything, What would it be?

If you run you die tired.

If you could control what a grunt said.... What would you make him or her say

[Edited on 10.04.2009 4:01 PM PDT]

  • 10.04.2009 3:55 PM PDT
Subject: IF YOU COULD MAKE A GRUNT SAY ANYTHING WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I hunt for the Prophet of Contentment, the San 'Shyumm that murdered my son, and stole his birthright, his Energy Sword. They call our species Heretics. They claim to all that our tongues sting, our words a vile poison that feeds on the unworthy. I have seen the true face of Heresy. The head of a gallant warrior lay on the ground. His neck scorched and blistered, scarred by his own blade. I shall retrieve the weapon, and drive it through that bastard's heart! Punishment for his sins is nigh.

"If I follow you home will parents let you keep me?"

[Edited on 10.04.2009 3:57 PM PDT]

  • 10.04.2009 3:56 PM PDT
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We better get out of here because its gonna get messy

- PandemicPenguin

You might wanna get rid of the all caps lock title unless you want a ban...

  • 10.04.2009 3:56 PM PDT

"Take the caps out of your title."

  • 10.04.2009 3:56 PM PDT

I want to have ice cream for my birthday.

  • 10.04.2009 3:57 PM PDT

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"You sir, or DEMON, are a jerruk! LaLaLaLaLaLaLa, hahaha!"

  • 10.04.2009 3:58 PM PDT

To answer your question: Yup, I was naked!

"I just want a hug!"
-Grunt, while preparing his suicide run

  • 10.04.2009 4:05 PM PDT