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  • Poll [64 votes]: Will you join me in slapping Staten if there's no elites to kill?
Subject: Will you join me in slapping Staten if there's no elites to kill?

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Poll: Will you join me in slapping Staten if there's no elites to kill?  [closed]
Yes of Course I miss killing Elites:  58%
(37 Votes)
No how dare you slap Joseph Staten:  20%
(13 Votes)
Who's Joseph Staten:  5%
(3 Votes)
Can I slap him if he puts Elites in it:  3%
(2 Votes)
Can I just slap him:  14%
(9 Votes)
Total Votes: 64

I will personally drive to Bungie get pass the security and slap Joseph Staten in the face if there's no elites in Reach to kill. Who's with me.

  • 10.04.2009 7:35 PM PDT

Why hello there.

Microwave ovens are quite large.

WORT, WORT,WORT!

-NUMS!

If I can't be an Elite in Halo: Reach MM, I will be there with you. And he will feel our palms of Justice. I also miss fighting Elites although it makes me a little sad when I kill them.

[Edited on 10.04.2009 7:38 PM PDT]

  • 10.04.2009 7:37 PM PDT

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I | --------____.`====.-.~:_____\______|============={00]
|_|||___/____/_/~```|_|_|_|``(0)----------------<]

BAM!!!!! you just got sniped!

you slap staten, i shove a peice a chalk up your nose and make it come out your finger

[Edited on 10.04.2009 7:40 PM PDT]

  • 10.04.2009 7:39 PM PDT
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RAWR!

lmao get past that security? they have a dude witha hammer at the doors at all times!

  • 10.04.2009 7:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: nuchy
lmao get past that security? they have a dude witha hammer at the doors at all times!
when a person is determined he can do anything

  • 10.04.2009 7:45 PM PDT

Were it so easy.

No, Marty would -blam!- you up after that.

  • 10.04.2009 7:47 PM PDT

____________[***||***||***]_|'|_______
I | --------____.`====.-.~:_____\______|============={00]
|_|||___/____/_/~```|_|_|_|``(0)----------------<]

BAM!!!!! you just got sniped!

Posted by: Zodiac747
Posted by: nuchy
lmao get past that security? they have a dude witha hammer at the doors at all times!
when a person is determined he can do anything
who? you or hammer guy? cuz i doubt you can. but trust me, i'll stop you, besides, unless you live in WA you'll have to fly all the way there then get a car to get over to bungie studios

  • 10.04.2009 7:48 PM PDT

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i live in california i'll drive

  • 10.04.2009 7:50 PM PDT

____________[***||***||***]_|'|_______
I | --------____.`====.-.~:_____\______|============={00]
|_|||___/____/_/~```|_|_|_|``(0)----------------<]

BAM!!!!! you just got sniped!

Posted by: Zodiac747
i live in california i'll drive
i'll beat you there before you cross the border to oregon(hypothetically)

[Edited on 10.04.2009 7:51 PM PDT]

  • 10.04.2009 7:51 PM PDT

Your friend is not a reliable source of information

where is the "I miss elites but who is Joseph Staten and how will slapping him bring elites back?" option

  • 10.04.2009 7:54 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

Screw slapping him in the face lets... STOMP HIM IN THE NUTS!

  • 10.04.2009 7:56 PM PDT
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whos joseph staten???

  • 10.04.2009 7:57 PM PDT

I would join you but I'm in Florida.

  • 11.01.2009 2:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: me123456789
If I can't be an Elite in Halo: Reach MM, I will be there with you. And he will feel our palms of Justice. I also miss fighting Elites although it makes me a little sad when I kill them.


Remember NUMS, you have to carry tranquilizer darts when on the Elite levels so you can just make them go to sleep. And I agree on the MM character perm. I want the leets to be back for more.

  • 11.01.2009 3:00 PM PDT

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lol no. That would mean getting past Jerome... Not gonna happen.

  • 11.01.2009 3:25 PM PDT

I wanna fight Elites... but I'll be backing up Jerome ;)

[Edited on 11.01.2009 3:32 PM PST]

  • 11.01.2009 3:31 PM PDT

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...It's a game. And I'm sure you'll know if you kill elites before the game comes out, so you don't have to "waste" your money if you don't get to. Theres no reason to slap him though.

  • 11.01.2009 3:40 PM PDT