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Subject: DON'T Buy Halo Reach

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So, I was thinking about what Bungie could do to make Halo Reach unique.

That's when it dawned on me. Since video games are becoming so realistic these days that Bungie has to make their next game even more realistic to get ahead of the pack.

I think for Halo Reach Bungie is going to make half of the game real life. When you buy the game it comes with a virtual reality visor that you put on to play the game along with all the peripherals for the game. Only the catch is, the visor makes real-life things look like things in the Halo Universe and the peripherals are real guns and ammunition.

So, while you think you are playing the game you are actually killing real people, not Covenant, and taking down buildings with bombs, not covenant ships with tactical nukes.

Then when all the smoke clears and the millions of players have taken out all the major markets and governments of the world, Bungie will take control and complete step 7 in their quest for world domination.

  • 10.06.2009 8:17 PM PDT
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"You must be mistaken, Reclaimer. I've met your makers, and they don't even know your name..."

Sounds pretty epic. I'd buy the Legendary Edition to help out Bungie with Step 7.

  • 10.06.2009 8:20 PM PDT

Enough with the messages,
I don't want to join your stupid groups.

Uh... Wrong forum?

  • 10.06.2009 8:20 PM PDT

Great minds discuss ideas

Average minds discuss events

Small minds discuss people

Ha
Bungie is much more covert and can do way better than that
Fail

  • 10.06.2009 8:21 PM PDT
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Gamertag is a secret, it's linked, just hidden.

Posted by: III Eureka III
Uh... Wrong forum?

This is the reach forums, how is it wrong?

  • 10.06.2009 8:23 PM PDT

Si-!

Posted by: CoffeeTunic
Ha
Bungie is much more covert and can do way better than that
Fail


Don't be so sure. You'll be the one failing when you realize you have taken out the whole neighborhood with an assault rifle and some grenades.

  • 10.06.2009 8:23 PM PDT

If somebody's opinion is being smashed and nobody's helping, I try and help. I use logic and extensive vocabulary (and sometimes self-destructive circular reasoning) to confuse my enemies into submission. Fear me, trolling, fapping creatures of the night. For I. Am your worst nightmare.

Well thought out OP, stupid, but well thought out. We all know Bungie is one step closer to world domination at th release of ODST. And obviously Bungie will achieve that goal in Fall of 2010. No, not all games are becoming more realistic. MW 2 is supposed to be some End-of-the-World thing(thats the message I got when I watched the trailer not the E3 trailer). There are really so many unrealistic games coming out. Brutal Legend for example, takes place in the fantasy world of Heavy Metal, where the Ozz is the actual Prince of Darkness. Oh and did I mention that a guy uses his extremely long hair as wings?

  • 10.06.2009 8:23 PM PDT
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"You must be mistaken, Reclaimer. I've met your makers, and they don't even know your name..."

Posted by: Moose427
Don't be so sure. You'll be the one failing when you realize you have taken out the whole neighborhood with an assault rifle and some grenades.


Can I get their stuff while this is happening? Looting is an old wartime tradition, I want to make sure before I pack my pillaging shovel into my gear.

  • 10.06.2009 8:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: DK daze
Dude I don't care and my grammer is perfect.I used "Big", as you recall it to mak is specific."to not do...",is incorrect beause "do" is present tense/perfect(or future) when it was a past tense.

Interesting. But you mention step 7; where does the catapult fit into all of this?

  • 10.06.2009 8:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: CoffeeTunic
Ha
Bungie is much more covert and can do way better than that
Fail


Yeah, they would give us the whole suit, shields, and a starting weapon.

  • 10.06.2009 8:26 PM PDT

Truly brilliant. And we will be buying it anyway.

  • 10.06.2009 8:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: A1N2G3U4S
Interesting. But you mention step 7; where does the catapult fit into all of this?


While in the game you will have to pile a bunch of Covenant bodies in a ship, but in reality you are catapulting the rotten corpses of your loved ones into the air on top of a feces pile.

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  • 10.06.2009 8:28 PM PDT

If somebody's opinion is being smashed and nobody's helping, I try and help. I use logic and extensive vocabulary (and sometimes self-destructive circular reasoning) to confuse my enemies into submission. Fear me, trolling, fapping creatures of the night. For I. Am your worst nightmare.

You have too much free time on your hands...

  • 10.06.2009 8:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: DK daze
Dude I don't care and my grammer is perfect.I used "Big", as you recall it to mak is specific."to not do...",is incorrect beause "do" is present tense/perfect(or future) when it was a past tense.

...and straight into the sun. Those diabolical bastards.

  • 10.06.2009 8:30 PM PDT

Si-!

Posted by: cerberous226
You have too much free time on your hands...


I think of it as doing humanity a service by using my brilliant mind to uncover the vile plans of Bungie LLC.

  • 10.06.2009 8:33 PM PDT

Cool, sounds fun.

There's a couple of kids down the street that have been anoying me lately, so this works out perfectly.

  • 10.06.2009 8:40 PM PDT
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I knew it!!!!!!! I friggan knew it!!!!!!

  • 10.06.2009 8:46 PM PDT

Step 7 is upon us!

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you have a very very good imagination sir, BUT halo reach is going to be a FPS a unrealistic as all the other halo games probably even more consistant with its inconsistancy's

  • 10.06.2009 8:51 PM PDT

I don't want to be in your group quit spamming me

They only launch their enemies into the sun (not their loyal fans). so they'll do all this, but instead of reach they'll make a game for the ps3.

  • 10.06.2009 8:52 PM PDT

Huh. I hope step 7 comes up soon. Y'know how long Bungie's been at step 6? Pretty much for two solid years now.

Bungie, who's gonna take your plan for world domination seriously if you don't act on it?

Oh wait. I see how it works. Clever Bungie.

  • 10.06.2009 8:54 PM PDT
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wow i want to live in your world.

  • 10.06.2009 8:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Moose427
So, I was thinking about what Bungie could do to make Halo Reach unique.

That's when it dawned on me. Since video games are becoming so realistic these days that Bungie has to make their next game even more realistic to get ahead of the pack.

I think for Halo Reach Bungie is going to make half of the game real life. When you buy the game it comes with a virtual reality visor that you put on to play the game along with all the peripherals for the game. Only the catch is, the visor makes real-life things look like things in the Halo Universe and the peripherals are real guns and ammunition.

So, while you think you are playing the game you are actually killing real people, not Covenant, and taking down buildings with bombs, not covenant ships with tactical nukes.

Then when all the smoke clears and the millions of players have taken out all the major markets and governments of the world, Bungie will take control and complete step 7 in their quest for world domination.


(Before i read post) -Blam!- You.

(After i read the post) haha.

  • 10.06.2009 8:55 PM PDT
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NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME

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