- ClosedJohn117
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- Noble Heroic Member
Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.
We need to kidnap Nathan Fillion. He, Brandon Morrow and Ryan Rowland-Smith are the only people outside of Bungie who have seen anything from Halo: Reach. We need to kidnap them hold them hostage and interrogate them. Read the latest update and you'll see proof that we need to kidnap these men.
Edit: After much consideration we have come to the conclusion that Nathan Fillion would probably kill us of we so much as got within 2 feet of his prefect hair. The new plan is this: We will infiltrate Bungie Studios and take all the Halo: Reach information they have. We shall succeed, comrades! The first order of business is taking out Jerome, the gaurd out front.
In case you're wondering, yes this is sarcastic and is a parody of all those people that are eager for information.
[Edited on 10.18.2009 6:18 PM PDT]