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Subject: We need to kidnap Nathan Fillion.

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

We need to kidnap Nathan Fillion. He, Brandon Morrow and Ryan Rowland-Smith are the only people outside of Bungie who have seen anything from Halo: Reach. We need to kidnap them hold them hostage and interrogate them. Read the latest update and you'll see proof that we need to kidnap these men.
Edit: After much consideration we have come to the conclusion that Nathan Fillion would probably kill us of we so much as got within 2 feet of his prefect hair. The new plan is this: We will infiltrate Bungie Studios and take all the Halo: Reach information they have. We shall succeed, comrades! The first order of business is taking out Jerome, the gaurd out front.














































































































In case you're wondering, yes this is sarcastic and is a parody of all those people that are eager for information.


[Edited on 10.18.2009 6:18 PM PDT]

  • 10.11.2009 11:18 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

People, we need to come up with a plan. GO!

  • 10.11.2009 11:26 PM PDT

The Diving Pirates will surface!

I say we kidnap the Mariner Pitchers. I could go to the game and wait for them to leave the stadium then make my move.

  • 10.11.2009 11:29 PM PDT

"Go then, there are other worlds than these."

Nate would so kick your asses. ;)

  • 10.11.2009 11:29 PM PDT

The Diving Pirates will surface!

why do you think i think we should go for the pitchers. I live very close by. In a matter of fact, lets just grab a guy leaving from Bungie since it is hiding right behind a QFC. :-P

  • 10.11.2009 11:32 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

-blam!-! I forgot that Nathan Fillion would destroy us with his perfect hair and ruggedly handsome face. Okay, new plan people. We go after the pitchers when they leave the stadium, put them in a designated basement and torture them until they spill the beans.

  • 10.11.2009 11:35 PM PDT

The Diving Pirates will surface!

I say we infiltrate Bungie Studios!
I know the exact location!

  • 10.11.2009 11:36 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

There's a man outside with a gravity hammer, I doubt we could get in. And plus most Bungie employees would rather die than give us information early.

  • 10.11.2009 11:39 PM PDT

The Diving Pirates will surface!

He doesnt stand outside. He waits inside until someone uses the phone to try to call and then he comes out and kicks you away. If we get him to come outside, we can get him from behind and sneak in.
He is like a Chieftan. Dont know when someone is behind them.

  • 10.11.2009 11:40 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

This line is no longer secure! All further communication must be made via PM or XBL.

  • 10.11.2009 11:42 PM PDT

Perception is everything.

Let's launch penguins at them from the sky as distractions. Then we will come down in parachutes with tranquilizers. Then we will proceed to gag them with burnt yogurt until they spill the beans!

  • 10.11.2009 11:43 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

No, no we will not launch penguins. We will launch the only animal more sickeningly cute than the penguin: the Chichillas

  • 10.11.2009 11:46 PM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

-redacted-


EDIT: You're getting silly, who wants to read about penguin sex?

sad people.

[Edited on 10.12.2009 12:06 AM PDT]

  • 10.11.2009 11:48 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

We shall remain in contact through private messaging, comrade. This shall be the largest coup video game developers have evern seen.

  • 10.11.2009 11:52 PM PDT

The Diving Pirates will surface!

deleted due to secrecy

[Edited on 10.11.2009 11:57 PM PDT]

  • 10.11.2009 11:53 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

DELETE THAT!!! They'll know what we plan to do. Keep things secret.

  • 10.11.2009 11:54 PM PDT

Perception is everything.

Screw PM! We have to keep it open to us...like a group or something. Yes, make a group! And I think launching penguins is still a good idea, because it's funny to watch them have sex.

  • 10.11.2009 11:57 PM PDT

"Go then, there are other worlds than these."

Posted by: SlayersBane
Screw PM! We have to keep it open to us...like a group or something. Yes, make a group! And I think launching penguins is still a good idea, because it's funny to watch them have sex.


Penguin sex? Ewwww..

  • 10.12.2009 12:01 AM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

First we need to establish a date. I saw 2-4 months before the Beta's release. By that point there will be sufficient information for a break in to even be worth it. Oh, and yeah, penguin sex is pretty messed up.

[Edited on 10.12.2009 12:04 AM PDT]

  • 10.12.2009 12:03 AM PDT

"Go then, there are other worlds than these."

Count me out.. no way am I taking on Jerome. Only thing worse than that would be to try to kidnap Nathan Fillion.

Er.. hm.

  • 10.12.2009 12:05 AM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

We got you covered. My father's a veterinarian and he handles horse tranqualizers. I'm pretty sure 4 syringes full should be enough.

  • 10.12.2009 12:07 AM PDT

Perception is everything.

Yeah...the penguin sex thing...last year in Biology we had to watch a male try to do a female. It was funny because he slid off during the process. Then he got up, turned around, and put his head down. :)

  • 10.12.2009 12:08 AM PDT

Here’s what Luke had to say about the differences in treatment between the Spartans and Elites in Reach:

“Instead of piece-by-piece customization like the Spartans, Elite customization is a full model swap with models selected from the various Elite classes appearing throughout the Campaign. There are all kinds of reasons for this, not the least of which is our continued emphasis on the Spartan as your identity in Reach.”

Couldn't we capture a good actor?

  • 10.12.2009 12:16 AM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

I'm sorry did you just say that Nathan Fillion was not a good actor? Prepare for a gang of midgets to infiltarte your house remove your nose, eyes, ears, teeth, nails, and testes. You've been warned

  • 10.12.2009 12:18 AM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

A thought occurs: What if they lie, it is only logical that we require a polygraph test.

  • 10.12.2009 12:36 AM PDT