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Subject: We need to kidnap Nathan Fillion.

Were it so easy.

I wish I could just know what it will be like.

  • 10.12.2009 4:15 PM PDT

The less than a second latency of online play is a better system to play off of than more health.

You realize this system is just as host based, right? because if you're fighting host, or someone with a better connection to host, and you each start firing at the same time, his BULLETS will register first, giving him slightly more health if the melees happen at the same time.

So would you rather have the BS of both, or just one?

-HaVOk1228

Comrades we must bring this plan to fruition. As storming the gates of Bungie is as impossible as has been fabled (their head of security can tackle swarms of typical nerd stature individuals while still operating a tazer for long range take downs) then our only hope is to kidnap those lucky few who have set eyes upon Halo: Reach.

Since direct confrontation will leave too many of us beaten and broken by Mr. Fillion's glorious hair we must device some type of trap and pray that Admiral Ackbar does not warn our prey.

  • 10.12.2009 4:33 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

I think we have a better chance of taking on Jerome than we have of defeating and subduing Nathan Fillion. I'm pretty sure twinkies laced with horse tranqualizers and laxatives should do the trick. If it doesn't outright knock him out, it might very well send him scampering to the nearest restroom. We must sieze the oppurtunity and infiltrate Bungie headquarters. Casualties may be high on both sides but we will prevail and we will be the first to set our eyes on Reach.

  • 10.12.2009 4:50 PM PDT

Were it so easy.

He likes to hang out around the frozen yogurt stores...so I've heard...

  • 10.12.2009 4:56 PM PDT

I say we steal Nates phone(to find out where he gets his amazing hair cuts and when). So before he gets his hair done at the barber shop, one of us will impresonate the barber and kidnap him. Or we steal all of Russia's nukes and try to nuke nuke Bungie if they don't give us Reach, or we will send an army of peguins to infiltrate Bungies studios.

  • 10.12.2009 5:38 PM PDT

The internet is a bad place.

Posted by: Cloud strife 08
I say we steal Nates phone(to find out where he gets his amazing hair cuts and when). So before he gets his hair done at the barber shop, one of us will impresonate the barber and kidnap him. Or we steal all of Russia's nukes and try to nuke nuke Bungie if they don't give us Reach, or we will send an army of peguins to infiltrate Bungies studios.


When you get the adress of the barber shop,pass it to me k?

  • 10.14.2009 9:17 AM PDT

lol blacklisted

  • 10.14.2009 10:56 AM PDT

why is this not locked yet?

  • 10.14.2009 11:01 AM PDT
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dude that be sweet

  • 10.14.2009 3:00 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

Probably because it's a joke. On a lighter note, how goes the planning, comrades?

[Edited on 10.15.2009 6:00 PM PDT]

  • 10.15.2009 5:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

Everyone get duck tape and we'll meet at my house in an hour...

  • 10.15.2009 6:02 PM PDT

How to spell "space"?

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Haha.

  • 10.15.2009 6:03 PM PDT

EB

This looks like a job for CHUCK NORIS!

  • 10.15.2009 6:33 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

Are you kidding? Nathan Fillion could probably eat Chuck Norris for breakfast.

  • 10.15.2009 6:38 PM PDT

You are lame...

Because it is so much easier to capture a semi-high profile actor than it is a game developer living in a Seattle suburb...

  • 10.15.2009 6:43 PM PDT

I would like to invite you to the most active group there is, Black Water Ops. Boasting over 4000 members this is one of the fastest growing groups and proven to be one of the most active b.net groups. An amazing experience awaits you with weekly game nights, photo contests, and forging contests. This is one decision you won't regret. Welcome to the family!

We should just become Bungie employees, then steal the data and run to Iraq and hide with all the extremists.

  • 10.15.2009 7:18 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

I doubt anyone of us can pass Bungie's extremely high standards test. We should just release a tranq into the air that knocks them all out.

  • 10.15.2009 8:26 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

I have a better idea. Joe Station knows more about Halo Reach! Why don't we get him? Hmm?

  • 10.15.2009 8:32 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

You mean Staten? Perhaps that could work. But we must infiltrate Bungie studios.

  • 10.15.2009 8:40 PM PDT
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I shall sacrifice myself. I'll hide in the bushes till I get a nice big one ready, then I'll run in front of the building and take a poop on they're window. When they are chasing after me, you guys can sneak in, but I must warn you, watch out for Grunty, they're pet Grunt. He's got teeth as sharp as a sharks, believe me...I know...

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  • 10.15.2009 8:47 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

Yeah, I don't think we'll be needing your services.

  • 10.17.2009 10:52 PM PDT
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No.

SHAG THEM ALL WITH RARE PARROTS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1HLgdm04ig

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  • 10.17.2009 10:55 PM PDT

Um... I like Halo? I don't really know what to say. I'm a student at the moment, I hope to become a criminal profiler, and I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it's good.

Hold on, hold on, let me guess. It's the Magnum P.I. Parrot scene right? I saw that a few months back on Attack of the Show.
EDIT: Wrong, it was something from the BBC which included Stephen Fry.

[Edited on 10.17.2009 11:01 PM PDT]

  • 10.17.2009 10:58 PM PDT
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No.

Posted by: LinkLegend0
He likes to hang out around the frozen yogurt stores...so I've heard...


Nah. Just cover a pine cone in penaut butter and he'll come knocking on your door.

  • 10.17.2009 11:45 PM PDT