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Subject: 1,000 things that could go wrong the day BEFORE the release of Reach?

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lets try and get 1,000 things that could go wrong the day before reach is released

heres a start

1. RROD
2. bungie has a huge argument with each other and shuts down bungie...

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  • 10.22.2009 2:02 AM PDT
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The game raters turn into -blam!- and say reach is too violent and doenst get allowed to be published or sold

  • 10.22.2009 2:05 AM PDT
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3. swine flu
4. Robots revolt

[Edited on 10.22.2009 2:06 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 2:05 AM PDT
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Zombie apocolypse. Although I'd actually welcome it.

  • 10.22.2009 2:14 AM PDT

5. Bill gates pre-orders every copy for the next 10 years.
6. World ends
7. Someone wipes every disc clean of information.
8. Every xbox connected to the internet gets hacked and is unable to play Halo: Reach
9. Bungie keeps the game for themselves.
10. Microsoft cancles it and gives it to 343 Industries to work on
11. No store will sell it, along with online stores.

[Edited on 10.22.2009 2:16 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 2:15 AM PDT

SCRG3

12. Your mum

[Edited on 10.22.2009 2:28 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 2:28 AM PDT

Posted by: Scourg3 NZ
12. Your mum


Yikes, that would be horrible O.o

  • 10.22.2009 2:29 AM PDT

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The ending gets spoiled.

  • 10.22.2009 2:30 AM PDT

Stuffz....

13. no yours.

  • 10.22.2009 2:32 AM PDT

14. a serial killer kils you.
15. all xboxses turn into transformers.
16. the covenant attacks earth in real life.
17. flood breakout on earth real life.
18. all girls turn into hot chicks that like you.
19. you get a heart attack from exitement.
20. nucliar war breaks out.

[Edited on 10.22.2009 2:36 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 2:34 AM PDT

SCRG3

21. an elite runs in, kills every Bungie member and then t-bags them

[Edited on 10.22.2009 2:37 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 2:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: Scourg3 NZ
14. an elite runs into Bungie studios and destroys everything to do with Halo: Reach
15. anotha elite runs in and t-bags everything to do with Halo: Reach
16. hunter runs in and kills everyone
17. grunts walk in and t-bag the Bungie members



tea bagging grunts?.............sexy.

  • 10.22.2009 2:37 AM PDT

22. your memorie gets erased by the guys from men in black.

[Edited on 10.22.2009 2:39 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 2:38 AM PDT

Stuffz....

Posted by: Spelbreker NL
18. all girls turn into hot chicks that like you.


I don't see how this is bad...

  • 10.22.2009 2:39 AM PDT

it isnt but you won't be able to play reach if you are -blamming!- those girls.

[Edited on 10.22.2009 2:41 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 2:40 AM PDT

23. every disk gets scratched during shipment
24. it gets mistaken and they give you dora the explorer for ds instead

[Edited on 10.22.2009 2:42 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 2:40 AM PDT

Stuffz....

Posted by: Spelbreker NL
it isnt but you won't be able to play reach if you are -blamming!- those girls.


Are you saying I am unable to play a video game and have intercourse at the same time?

  • 10.22.2009 2:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: DarkWinder_7
Posted by: Spelbreker NL
it isnt but you won't be able to play reach if you are -blamming!- those girls.


Are you saying I am unable to play a video game and have intercourse at the same time?


been there, done that.

  • 10.22.2009 2:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: CroAssassin7
24. it gets mistaken and they give you dora the explorer for ds instead


Long as Boots is in it i dont see how thats bad :P


Oh Ma Godz. I hope that -blam!- Spanish Kid isnt there.

*Shudders*

I dont know what he does with poor ol boots in between comercials . :(

  • 10.22.2009 2:53 AM PDT

Posted by: DarkWinder_7
Posted by: Spelbreker NL
it isnt but you won't be able to play reach if you are -blamming!- those girls.


Are you saying I am unable to play a video game and have intercourse at the same time?


Im with dark on this one, i cant have intercoarse and play halo at the same time, hell im so skilled i do both alone at the same time!

  • 10.22.2009 3:02 AM PDT

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The truck with all the copies of REach in it BLOWS UP!

  • 10.22.2009 3:03 AM PDT

I'm 23, I have a house, dog, girlfriend, job and I have no interest in any fanboyism so if you're thinking about sending me a childish PM, don't be surprised when I don't call back.

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  • 10.22.2009 3:06 AM PDT

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Posted by: DarkWinder_7
Posted by: Spelbreker NL
it isnt but you won't be able to play reach if you are -blamming!- those girls.


Are you saying I am unable to play a video game and have intercourse at the same time?


Im with dark on this one, i cant have intercoarse and play halo at the same time, hell im so skilled i do both alone at the same time!
Thats right he went there! High five for that comment, it was f***ing gold buddy, i laughed so hard.

And whats with all the spelling mistakes in this forum??

And by far the worst thing that could happen would be the game going exclusive for the PS3 only!

  • 10.22.2009 3:44 AM PDT

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You get a severe case of arthritis in your fingers and are unable to use a controller.

  • 10.22.2009 3:48 AM PDT

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Your girlfriend says for you to NEVER play a Halo game again, or she'll break up with you lol

  • 10.22.2009 3:50 AM PDT

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