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Subject: 1,000 things that could go wrong the day BEFORE the release of Reach?
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the bungie studio is glassed by a covenant assualt ship but master chief saves the protype of halo reach and everyone declares war to get it

  • 10.22.2009 3:53 AM PDT

Posted by: Pelican Gunner
Your girlfriend says for you to NEVER play a Halo game again, or she'll break up with you lol


That's not a problem. Does she really believe she can possibly compete with Halo?

The people transporting the games get hungry and take a single bite out of every disk? (they felt it would be unfair for some people to get it without a bit out of it) How weird would that be to open the box for Reach and find a bite has been taken out of your disk

[Edited on 10.22.2009 4:43 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 4:42 AM PDT

Posted by: Pelican Gunner
Your girlfriend says for you to NEVER play a Halo game again, or she'll break up with you lol


Im lucky, my girlfriend finds it hot that im a Halo nerd, lol. Yet she tells me she would break up with me if I keep calling Hitler.Anti-Christ. H.A.C for short.

I cant stop calling her it :/

  • 10.22.2009 4:46 AM PDT

Armor Lock isn't overpowered. You just suck at Reach :)

Reach isn't bad, you're just a BK :)

For my gamertag, look up "Ghoulishtie"

2012 incident happens early. The world begins to destroy itself. Halo: Reach trucks cannnot make it to destinations. We're all doomed.

  • 10.22.2009 4:53 AM PDT

OH OH OH I GOT IT!


Sony buys all the copies, or changes them all to PS3 only.

  • 10.22.2009 4:58 AM PDT

bungie looses ling ling's head

  • 10.22.2009 5:42 AM PDT

Look out.... -boom- (headshot)
I told you to look out, but know, you got in my way, was going to shoot that splaser....

A terrorist attacks Bungie studios, and attacks to people that make Red vs Blue!

  • 10.22.2009 5:55 AM PDT
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Read about my gaming here.

Reach data gets hacked, this is on the discs so when you insert it, you get rick rolled.

  • 10.22.2009 7:16 AM PDT

your brother ties you up so he can have reach for himself

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  • 10.22.2009 8:55 AM PDT
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25. I fart =O
26. Bungie shuts down seconds before shipping it
27. Halo reach isnt really finished and it was really a big joke.
28. I p.i.s.s my pants in excitment

  • 10.22.2009 9:00 AM PDT

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it isnt but you won't be able to play reach if you are -blamming!- those girls.


Are you saying I am unable to play a video game and have intercourse at the same time?


no i'm saying i can't, well i never tried actualy but i think if they are really HOT i'll put down my controller

  • 10.22.2009 9:01 AM PDT

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Bungie realizes that the Reach disc deletes your xbox hard drive.

  • 10.22.2009 9:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mooreiuz V
Bungie realizes that the Reach disc deletes your xbox hard drive.


and deletes reach data on that disc =O !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 10.22.2009 9:04 AM PDT
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You thought you lagged, it took jesus three days to respawn, and even then he commit suicide

your man parts fall off and you forget about the game comming out...

[Edited on 10.22.2009 9:05 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 9:04 AM PDT

impossible is just a word

you are a god having a girlfriend who thinks its hot that you love halo Damn you have good luck also no women can tell me not to play halo (well maybe someone amazingly hot but still)
NUMBER-28 Nathan Fillion is depressed that he isn't in halo Reach as a main character so he replaces all the disks with the first season of Fire fight yeah
NUMBER-29 The company that made kill zone (n bungie aughty dog i think) prove that Kill zone is a halo killer (i dont think this of course) by attacking studios and kidnap Shiska ,Joe staten and all copies of halo Reach
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Posted by: Pelican Gunner
Your girlfriend says for you to NEVER play a Halo game again, or she'll break up with you lol


Im lucky, my girlfriend finds it hot that im a Halo nerd, lol. Yet she tells me she would break up with me if I keep calling Hitler.Anti-Christ. H.A.C for short.

I cant stop calling her it :/


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  • 10.22.2009 9:09 AM PDT
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mate ... its NUMBER 29 and NUMBER 30 ... jeez ...

  • 10.22.2009 9:17 AM PDT
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y2k comes 9 years late

  • 10.22.2009 9:17 AM PDT

1) the xbox 360 can't cope with all the big battles in the game, so the xbox that bungie test it on blows up and destroys the studio.
2) world war three breaks out
3) COVENANT INVASION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

  • 10.22.2009 9:19 AM PDT

Tallahassee?
I spent two weeks in Tallahassee one night.

30: Reach is released and we find out there are no weapons in it. All we do is stretch with the new project natal.
31: EMP
32: Stores change release date to 9/XX/2011
33: Copies of reach are stolen by supervillan.
34: The soundtrack is changed to Rick Rolls playing as loudly as possible.

  • 10.22.2009 9:23 AM PDT

impossible is just a word

30: Reach is actually Halo CE with improved graphics
31: Bungie get raped by the police again and all reach Info is stolen along with bungie rights to sale and transport this game
32: I Happen
33:Grunt Rampage
34:Grunts Running riots

  • 10.22.2009 9:50 AM PDT

35. This list actually makes it to 1000

  • 10.22.2009 9:51 AM PDT

36.WWIII

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  • 10.22.2009 9:54 AM PDT
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1) The unseen Meatball men charges your house, kills your Xbox, (and you) and then move on to the next house.
2) Someone modifys NATAL so master chief jumps out of the screen and steal the game for himself.(and then kill you)
3) You drop it when you buy, you then kill yourself since it broke.

  • 10.22.2009 11:13 AM PDT

Posted by: Spelbreker NL

18. all girls turn into hot chicks that like you.


w8, the title of this thread is "1,000 things that could go wrong the day BEFORE the release of Reach?"

whats wrong with u? if this is wrong, are u -blam!-?

  • 10.22.2009 11:21 AM PDT

impossible is just a word

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Posted by: Spelbreker NL

18. all girls turn into hot chicks that like you.


w8, the title of this thread is "1,000 things that could go wrong the day BEFORE the release of Reach?"

whats wrong with u? if this is wrong, are u -blam!-?


He means you would not be able to play if your pounding some hot ass

[Edited on 10.22.2009 11:24 AM PDT]

  • 10.22.2009 11:23 AM PDT

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