- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Due to no response I can assume that they will quickly shut Steve O up in a tightly sealed room after he experiences the experience of all experiences. this will ensure that all secrets will remain secret after they show him EVERYTHING.
there in that room he will not see the light of day for months and will be fed twice a day through a small hole in the wall that is no bigger than a dime. Because of the size of the hole his diet will be limited to only a few samples of food. Fortunately he can have his choice between dried lentils, raw cabage, or horse radish (in the Japanese wasabi form) by pressing one of three buttons placed next to the food hole on the wall. If he presses the "wrong choice", his contact with the button will result in an electric shock.
Some shreded paper will be left in a corner in which he can build himeself a nest for sleeping, or if he chooses, he can ration it as toilet paper. This choice will be hard as he will have to weigh the decision of having a clean bum but having to sleep on a cold hard cement floor, or, having a dirty, stinky bum and sleeping in comfort. The first choice will result in the tempertue of the room being dropped and the second choice will result in the temperture being raised.
he will also be given the halo bible as some fun reading to pass the time until Halo 2's release, but will not be able to read it due to the lack of light entering the room. Also, at the top of the room will be two large speakers, each on 100 watt channels that will loop a Grunt saying "take that Devil!" followed by gun fire over and over.
At the end of his stay all the lighs will be flipped on abruptly, the end of a fire hose will be pushed in, aimed at Steve O, and he will be hosed down. His clthes will be handed back to him and he will be shoved out of the front door with a Bungie store gift certificate that he can trade for some bus fare home.
Man hes lucky!