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Subject: Men without moustaches are useless.

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

Moustaches make you revolutionary. If you don't have a moustache you are literally Hitler. Clean shaven men lack the balls to change the status quo. I have a moustache.

  • 10.25.2009 6:35 PM PDT

I'm sorry.
I'll try to be useless somewhere else.

  • 10.25.2009 6:36 PM PDT
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Ironically, Hitler had a moustache.

  • 10.25.2009 6:36 PM PDT

Microsoft's carelessness was a colossal failure.
They failed to protect Halo 2,
When the great journey is upon us
Their heresy will stay their feet.
And they will be left behind.

I don't have a moustache, and don't plan on growing one.

I AM HITLER! FEAR MEH!

  • 10.25.2009 6:36 PM PDT

get out of here stalker

Posted by: the squee masta
If you don't have a moustache you are literally Hitler.
Uhhh... I guess?

  • 10.25.2009 6:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

Do you have a mustache or a mid-teens unshaven bumfluff.

  • 10.25.2009 6:37 PM PDT

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Feel free to send me hate mail.

Posted by: the squee masta
If you don't have a moustache you are literally Hitler.

wat

  • 10.25.2009 6:37 PM PDT

It's like taking candy from a grown man!

I dont have a moustache but if you test me I will rip yours off

  • 10.25.2009 6:38 PM PDT

Posted by: T1B3R7uMB0YXVI
Chief vs the scarab? I find that hard to believe to roundhouse boot the scarab's figurative emotion out of the gaming zone.

Posted by: Doodlebox
Posted by: the squee masta
If you don't have a moustache you are literally Hitler.
Uhhh... I guess?

LOLOLOLOLOL

  • 10.25.2009 6:38 PM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

Posted by: deltahalo UK
Do you have a mustache or a mid-teens unshaven bumfluff.
I'll have you know I have many moustaches.

  • 10.25.2009 6:38 PM PDT

The legend lives on.

Hypermnesia n An exceptionally exact or vivid memory, especially as associated with certain mental illnesses.

Sapphire.

I don't have much of a 'stache, but I have a goatee.

And speak of the devil;

??????

  • 10.25.2009 6:38 PM PDT

Rosa Parks never called shotgun.

Mustaches = opposite of hetero

  • 10.25.2009 6:38 PM PDT

But you lack sleeves. No one takes a sleeveless person seriously. Moustache or not. My proof.

  • 10.25.2009 6:39 PM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

Posted by: thebrutenextdoor
But you lack sleeves. No one takes a sleeveless person seriously. Moustache or not. My proof.
my cover... blown...

  • 10.25.2009 6:40 PM PDT
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YOU KNOW I HAVE A HORMONE DISORDER

if you don't get it, you can die now

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Hey captain seriously you don't have to sacrifice yourself to kill the scarab. Their actually pretty easy to kill. You just have to jump in the back and shoot this little light. Remember captain from training where they showed us how to kill it? Captain... CAPTAIN... oh god damn it seriously?

I have side burns. I could grow a mustache but I don't think it looks good.

  • 10.25.2009 6:40 PM PDT

For every action, there is an equal and opposite airstrike.

You do remember that Hitler only killed 6 million Jews compared to Stalin's 20 million murders of his own people, right?

  • 10.25.2009 6:41 PM PDT

Hi

Posted by: the squee masta
Moustaches make you revolutionary. If you don't have a moustache you are literally Hitler. Clean shaven men lack the balls to change the status quo. I have a moustache.

Duh everyone with mustaches rock motorcycle cops, male p0rn stars, the list could go on


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  • 10.25.2009 6:43 PM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

Posted by: Random Elite
You do remember that Hitler only killed 6 million Jews compared to Stalin's 20 million murders of his own people, right?
heh look at this guy defending hitler

  • 10.25.2009 6:45 PM PDT

*strokes mustache*

  • 10.25.2009 6:46 PM PDT

"Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes."

Posted by: Tibetz
Ironically, Hitler had a moustache.

  • 10.25.2009 6:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
Jesus, who pissed in your cereal?

I had a mustache in the womb.


Obviously.

  • 10.25.2009 6:48 PM PDT

http://goallineblitz.com/game/signup.pl?ref=10110176

I saw a news report that said that men who have moustaches have a higher rating of getting jobs than men who don't have moustaches.

  • 10.25.2009 6:49 PM PDT

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