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Church: It was a normal day. Guys hangin' out b&@!$% about the cold.
Some guy: D@^$ it's really f&#%$ cold.
Church: And my partner was telling me about his girlfriend.
Partner:Yup. When I get back home, I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
Church: And that's when Tex Showed up...Private Mickey was the first to go.(meaning die) He was half way across to the base when he started screaming "Bloody Murder".
Mickey: BLOODY MURDER! BLOODY MURDER!
Church: The whole thing was over as it was started. Then Tex took out my partner's skull and beat him to death with it.
Tucker: Wait. How could he do that? That seems physically impossible.
Church: That's exactly what he said!
Partner: This doesn't seem physicly possible! bluuaahh(death belch).
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[Edited on 4/27/2004 6:04:12 PM]