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Subject: how are your feelings on my new covenant

Akx Bioteen is my current main gamertag

Poll: how are your feelings on my new covenant  [closed]
wow amazing idea:  7%
(2 Votes)
very creative :  3%
(1 Votes)
hell yeah:  0%
(0 Votes)
its alright ... iguess:  0%
(0 Votes)
wthell is your problem:  31%
(9 Votes)
ima comit suicide:  10%
(3 Votes)
suck a -blam!-:  48%
(14 Votes)
neutral:  0%
(0 Votes)
Total Votes: 29

the covenant to a subjected spartan after the unsc was ran off the battle field and tested and mated him with a elite ferttute and a flood subject making a medium powered subject that has been mated and reproduced for only 11 years the the spartan has not been named. this called guiateen proounced gee-a-teen 9 if u have a better name leave comments.

this covenant has no ability to smell because of the damaged spartan they imprisoned.
this covenant has the ability to breathe covenant gases and oxigen as well
he has the ability to agust vision on a low light level and has training with only only covannant weapons and vehicles and was 78,592 of them were reproduced and trained in 11 year
and now should be released in the fall of reach
they have been known to kill and eat jackals and have been known to be afraid of the color black. the talles geeateen was recorded at 7 9 weighing about 290. there has been records of them serving eletrical insadents so they are prone to small eletrical blasts


that is all i have in mind and will edit later

  • 11.02.2009 4:35 PM PDT

sucks period. keep old covies pl0x

  • 11.02.2009 4:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

This is a joke thread right?

  • 11.02.2009 4:37 PM PDT

Roses are RED, violets are BLUE
all my BASES are belong to YOU!

Wthell is your problem

  • 11.02.2009 4:39 PM PDT

...And why do we not see any more "guiateen" in subsiquent Halo games? Did all 79,592 of them die? Why? How?

...And why are they afraid of the color black? Usually you try to alter said traits out if you are genetically engineering a creature. They seem to have the precision to create an organism that can breathe both methane and oxygen but they can't stop it from being afraid of black?

  • 11.02.2009 4:39 PM PDT

uuuh? oh i get it, lol.

  • 11.02.2009 4:40 PM PDT

There are two things on this forum that piss me off;
Idiots and group invites.
What's even worse, is that I can never seem to get away from either of them ¬_¬
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"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence."

So basically, you are suggesting that the Covenant should capture a Spartan, force him into a freaky alien threesome,and use the Blamed up offspring as some sort of stupid, badly designed mutant warrior?

OP... I'm begging you, get your head checked. For all of us!

[Edited on 11.02.2009 4:41 PM PST]

  • 11.02.2009 4:41 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.

you just won the retard of the day award. congratulations man!

  • 11.02.2009 4:55 PM PDT

If somebody's opinion is being smashed and nobody's helping, I try and help. I use logic and extensive vocabulary (and sometimes self-destructive circular reasoning) to confuse my enemies into submission. Fear me, trolling, fapping creatures of the night. For I. Am your worst nightmare.

force him into a freaky alien threesome

you made me lol.

  • 11.02.2009 5:01 PM PDT

It's time for you to go the the Happy Hotel.

[Edited on 11.02.2009 5:09 PM PST]

  • 11.02.2009 5:09 PM PDT

Give him a break, he's gotta be like 8 years old.

  • 11.02.2009 5:26 PM PDT

Akx Bioteen is my current main gamertag

i got this ide from a stupid dream and im not 8 years old

  • 11.05.2009 4:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Hylebos
...And why do we not see any more "guiateen" in subsiquent Halo games? Did all 79,592 of them die? Why? How?

...And why are they afraid of the color black? Usually you try to alter said traits out if you are genetically engineering a creature. They seem to have the precision to create an organism that can breathe both methane and oxygen but they can't stop it from being afraid of black?

LOL!
this guy took the words straight outta my mouth. Nice job haha

  • 11.05.2009 4:29 PM PDT

They all died, because it turned night out, and they all had panic attacks.

  • 11.05.2009 4:39 PM PDT

sha doink doink

Posted by: turffmason
i got this ide from a stupid dream and im not 8 years old

7 then?

  • 11.05.2009 4:42 PM PDT

Hi. I'm AlbinoKola1. Currently I am not into Halo. I love to post on the forums though and I will always try to give my best opinion. My goal is to rise in the forum ranks and to have my space cowboy become a familiar symbol. I have one quote that shishka will use. If you send me a message, I'm sorry if I don't respond.

Great, now I am going to have nightmares about being forced into a threesome with an elite and a flood.

  • 11.05.2009 4:44 PM PDT

I hunt for the Prophet of Contentment, the San 'Shyumm that murdered my son, and stole his birthright, his Energy Sword. They call our species Heretics. They claim to all that our tongues sting, our words a vile poison that feeds on the unworthy. I have seen the true face of Heresy. The head of a gallant warrior lay on the ground. His neck scorched and blistered, scarred by his own blade. I shall retrieve the weapon, and drive it through that bastard's heart! Punishment for his sins is nigh.

It had better be a joke... this idea is more terrible than the Bloodline.

[Edited on 11.05.2009 4:47 PM PST]

  • 11.05.2009 4:47 PM PDT