I think Pesty is a pretty gooooooooood writer, he munches spoons and doesn't afraid of anything!
You'll never be happy, will you?
If I find the inspiration and time, I'll try to make you a Standoff on Sandbox, only bigger, with bases standing higher, and the rocks smaller. That's as close as you're getting, because that's all they REALLY did with it - made the bases sweet, added the ability to fall off in some places, and distorted sizes. THAT'S IT.