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Subject: LASER WAR: CATACLYSMION!!!!!
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From the Ashes

19 empty years (days) have passed since the last laser war.

Earthquakes have rent the planet apart, leaving few forests. The oceans have spilled onto the land, and a new continent has formed.

The stalwart warriors of old begin to wake up from the various depths they have hidden at for the last 19 years, eager to do battle once more.

Little do they realize that they are on the eve of the greatest war ever- one that is destined to take it all.

Laser War: Cataclysmion.


NOTE: This Laser War won't enforce any of the limitations that restricted gameplay in the previous Laser War. Think back to the first Laser War.

FOR THE NEW FORUM GOERS:
* Anyone can play this game. We not only welcome new users, we encourage them to participate. You can just jump right in, although I would reccomend watching others first.

* The rules are simple and few-
* You can't just say, "Bang, Somebodies dead!" You have to fight them and give them an equal chance. How do you do that? Be creative.
* You can have armies, but you can't amass a massive army in the blink of an eye. It takes days to amass an army.

* Alliances are important in this game, but we want to avoid having everyone flock over to one side and ganging up on a few rogues. But do what you like.



I'll start it off.

Excommunicado ascends from the depths of his Black Citadel and sees for the first time in 19 years- a blood red horizon.
War was coming.
He felt bitter towards his former allies.
He never had any desire for a democracy. His eye was always upon absolute power.

His power as potent as ever, Excommunicado determined to attain what he wanted so desperately.

Minions all passed away in time, Excommunicado set out to find combat on his own.

Who will meet him in battle?

  • 07.26.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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im geting tired of the lazer war thing.

  • 07.26.2004 11:34 AM PDT

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Sorry for this, but Cannon run's over and kicks a leprechaun in the shin. He runs away, giddy with glee.

  • 07.26.2004 11:35 AM PDT
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the grunts buddy army of grunts fall into radio active waste and turn into 9 foot tall monsters
that can split a hunter or brute in half.

  • 07.26.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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Excommunicado bribes all the hobos of the world with booze to join his army.

Now I have an army of hobos that will throw flaming bags of -blam!- at Twitch's army from hell.

  • 07.26.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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still h8 xthunders army rises from the grave also and joins teams with twitch666. I got 4 6's so i am better. ;)

  • 07.26.2004 11:44 AM PDT
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then radioactive grunts come to join the war.



PS: this is a new army.

  • 07.26.2004 11:47 AM PDT
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twitch and grunts buds army form an alliance. and attack the hobos!

  • 07.26.2004 11:52 AM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat once again tells his workers to start building his vehicles and weapons. His army has not vanished over the last 19 years, rather it is stronger.

He sends a offer to restart the alliance of old with Ex.

  • 07.26.2004 11:53 AM PDT
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Posted by: lieut_pat
lieut_pat once again tells his workers to start building his vehicles and weapons. His army has not vanished over the last 19 years, rather it is stronger.

He sends a offer to restart the alliance of old with Ex.


I would relish another alliance with you. Just know I am vengeful and have an overwhelming lust for blood.

  • 07.26.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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tiwthc 6666 with 4 6's that is because more is better deicides to sit down and have a hamburger.

  • 07.26.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat finds his offer turned down. Very well Ex, have it your way.

Sits back and watches Twitch's army charge.

  • 07.26.2004 11:57 AM PDT
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or u can sit down with me and have a hamburger.

  • 07.26.2004 11:57 AM PDT
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Hey Ex or Pat can I ally with you too?I need to group up with someone.

[Edited on 7/26/2004 12:00:33 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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the grunts buds army formed a new breed of soldier for his army. mutant elites. these son of a -blam!-es grew to be 12 feet tall and were nothing but pure muscle.

  • 07.26.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

Master Grunt, I am aware that you were speaking to Ex. However, if he declines, I welcome an alliance.

Shivas are made and ready, watch out.

Edit:Just to clarify, twitch, are you playing multiple people at once?

[Edited on 7/26/2004 12:00:42 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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20 mutant elites guard the potato.

  • 07.26.2004 12:01 PM PDT