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Subject: LASER WAR: CATACLYSMION!!!!!

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The Capital Dropship carrying supersniper lands. Forty Vulcans and twelve Scarabs fall into formation around the enemy leader. Draiges fly cover overhead. The only way to save supersniper a brutal interrogation, and likely death, is to drop in ground troops.

  • 07.28.2004 6:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fallen Seraph
FS dispatches word to the no-world to prepare to recieve the audience of supersniper. Cannon take him to my no-world it is the safest place to hold an interrogation.
Ummm hate to dissipoint you guys but youve attacked the advance fleet the ones that assess the situation for the main fleet
and as for you captueing me ive been on the plannnets suface all this time.

supersniper along with his new allies blast tword the plannets surface...

launching procedure:
supersniper walkes into the 'mech bay of the Armogeddon his flagship and gazes up at his Madcat Mk.III custom, he kneels and whispers an oath of protection. He than steps up onto the lift and lowers himself into the cocpit. "Sytems initializing. Weapons system online. Opening bay door. Flight configeration selected, altering, 'mech altered. Gabril thrusters are functioning at 100%" the computer voice acknowledged. "Roger, Fox leader out." With that supersniper punched the throtle and blasted into the blue.

(I spent time making this up, and does it sound cool or what)
post above is also on page 8

  • 07.28.2004 6:17 PM PDT
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You know I have no idea but from what I saw in the past pages I think shes not joining.

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Seeing Cannon has turned his eye to the Athens, a malevolent grin transfixed itself on Excommunicado's shadowed face. His power was far greater than it had been 19 years ago, and he had naught to fear.
Cannon had yet to learn that Excommunicado will not fall by steel, storm, fire, or numbers.

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Ya i know mastergrunt but had to ask.

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The most awesome thing ever!

A dropship carrying lieut_pat and Rogue Spear Alpha squad drops down.

"Sorry I'm late."

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Blast the supersniper we though we had just been a temporary clone as it begins to decompinses right in front of me returning to its basic elements.

[Edited on 7/28/2004 6:19:59 PM]

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Posted by: Excommunicado
Seeing Cannon has turned his eye to the Athens, a malevolent grin transfixed itself on Excommunicado's shadowed face. His power was far greater than it had been 19 years ago, and he had naught to fear.
Cannon had yet to learn that Excommunicado will not fall by steel, storm, fire, or numbers.


But what about the mind.

[Edited on 7/28/2004 6:20:10 PM]

  • 07.28.2004 6:19 PM PDT

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Cannon must deal with supersniper first. Then Excommunicado's time will come.

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Well if Ex is even invulnerable to numbers I don't know what can stop him.

  • 07.28.2004 6:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: Fallen Seraph
Posted by: Excommunicado
Seeing Cannon has turned his eye to the Athens, a malevolent grin transfixed itself on Excommunicado's shadowed face. His power was far greater than it had been 19 years ago, and he had naught to fear.
Cannon had yet to learn that Excommunicado will not fall by steel, storm, fire, or numbers.


But what about the mind.


Yeah. SF's got psychics, and I've got a banana gun around here somewhere. Hoohah!

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Every foe has a weakness we only need to exploit it.

  • 07.28.2004 6:21 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: mastergrunt44
Well if Ex is even invulnerable to numbers I don't know what can stop him.


Banana Gun...

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The most awesome thing ever!

The Praetor.

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I trust cannon's banana gun alot for some reason.

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The psychics as you can see we each have our own means of dealing with exco.

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Posted by: Fallen Seraph
Posted by: Excommunicado
Seeing Cannon has turned his eye to the Athens, a malevolent grin transfixed itself on Excommunicado's shadowed face. His power was far greater than it had been 19 years ago, and he had naught to fear.
Cannon had yet to learn that Excommunicado will not fall by steel, storm, fire, or numbers.


But what about the mind.


I am no longer a victim of the coming and going nature of humanities lifespan.

And if he were to travel back in time, he would realize that he has already failed. Time only happens once. Something doesn't happen once, and then you go back and have something different happen, its one flowing stream. Trying to alter time is like throwing a rock in a stream.

  • 07.28.2004 6:23 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Assuming that supersniper has ground forces, Cannon moves his floating city into the planet's atmosphere. Dropships race to rip enemy realestate from enemy hands. Taking over more territory will help Cannon and his allies win this war. (Allies, take over enemy realestate. Hit different areas.)

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Just remember that I've got Metal Gears if you need any.

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Posted by: Fallen Seraph
The psychics as you can see we each have our own means of dealing with exco.

Thats right- I'm not infalliable. But note that I have mastered the arts that can kill me.

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The most awesome thing ever!

He asks for nothing yet he takes all. Cold and dim, he is hero.

The Praetor shall come, the downfall of Ex, destruction of Xerah.
Their fate shall be sealed.

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Due to the fate of the advance fleet the mainfleet will be delayed but supersniper still has other means of dealing with these fools.

[Edited on 7/28/2004 6:27:39 PM]

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Well I will help Cannon take real estate and make a fortune selling land at ridiculous prices.

  • 07.28.2004 6:26 PM PDT

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Posted by: Excommunicado
Posted by: Fallen Seraph
The psychics as you can see we each have our own means of dealing with exco.

Thats right- I'm not infalliable. But note that I have mastered the arts that can kill me.


For the sake of possibly winning this war, I'm gonna get seventy three billion Scarabs to kick you in the nuts.

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A squad of snipers marines shudder with fear as a building is ripped from its foundation and flung at them they had no chance to flee. Behind the building when the dust settled was FS and 50 psychics. A sniper fired as its bullet flew towards FS it stopped in mid air and feel to the ground. two psychics appeared behind the sniper and tore him to pieces.

[Edited on 7/28/2004 6:28:55 PM]

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