- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Do I even have to say it?
I would tell you guys to come on over to Love Shack, but it has been destroyed 15,000 years ago with the help of my own time machine being used against me. It was dreadful, but now that Love Shack is gone, I will take up the good fight against the hobos and demons of you all.
The force field around the ruins of Love Shack is still operable, so I will hide in its safety and amass an army of engineers to create me a Star Forge, just like the one out of Kotor, and then build a Halo, and then another Star Forge, and then another Halo, etc.
I went into the future with my time machine to check out what it looks like when my ultimate fleet is finished, but it is completed 5 years after Laser War: Cataclysmion!!!!! ends. sob.
Oh, and I am also breeding the midget elvis impersonators with the DNA from every powerful creature combined into one strand of DNA, so they can now have the abilities of everything that ever existed. Oh, and they still reproduce as much as ever, so there is an infinite amount of them.
I can ensure my safety with the unique brainwave chip that can only be used by me, which is in my nural lace and will detonate with the force of 100,000 megatons if tampered with my another being or machine, and I have a mini forcefield around me, just as strong as the one around the ruins of Love Shack, but it is so thin you can't tell it's there and it molds to my body so I still look natural. But it lets me breathe and live, because it was specially calibrated for me.
Basically I cannot be killed by any means, except by one thing (which I will not tell you what the only thing that can bring down me and my entire army with.)
If anyone were to figure out this weakness of mine, they could instantly kill me and all of my forces, and my forces would all automatically go to heII, so they would belong to Twitch6666.
I, however, am a good boy so I will not go to heII.