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Subject: LASER WAR: CATACLYSMION!!!!!
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

Master Grunt, as I said you are welcome to ally with me.

-Sits in study, examies the past.-

  • 07.26.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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twitch6666 still sits in his corner and says "yum.. this is a good hamburger. Anyone want any."

  • 07.26.2004 12:02 PM PDT
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To get rid of the potato I open up a black hole that sucks it up and sends it to another dimension.

  • 07.26.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat's fortress' sheild is activated as I need more time to raise a larger army. Seriosly, don't attack me I'm busy for a few hours.

Sits back and opens a com with Twitch,"Pass me a burger."

Burger is tested for poisoning, comes out fine.

  • 07.26.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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the grunts buddy looks out his window and watches as his ships fly by and his soldiers march, killing anything in there path.
later orders thearmy to take over mexico.
for what reason we do not know.

  • 07.26.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
To get rid of the potato I open up a black hole that sucks it up and sends it to another dimension.


cant. the potato is proven to stay to the ground.

  • 07.26.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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i bungie jump off of a mutant elite.

  • 07.26.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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smack

  • 07.26.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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Blue elite 1000 watches from a orbiting satilite and wonders wtf is goinon down there.

  • 07.26.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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Seriosly this is some weird ass -blam!- here.

  • 07.26.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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25 mechs appear than in one second 200 blood potatoes die from getting squished by giant feet!

  • 07.26.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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Im standing there in the middle watching everyone, I have blonde hair and blue eyes, so I am the linux kid. Then I got poo thrown at me, and kind of died. Oh well. Goodbye

  • 07.26.2004 1:09 PM PDT
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Poor Mike...

  • 07.26.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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Do I even have to say it?

I would tell you guys to come on over to Love Shack, but it has been destroyed 15,000 years ago with the help of my own time machine being used against me. It was dreadful, but now that Love Shack is gone, I will take up the good fight against the hobos and demons of you all.

The force field around the ruins of Love Shack is still operable, so I will hide in its safety and amass an army of engineers to create me a Star Forge, just like the one out of Kotor, and then build a Halo, and then another Star Forge, and then another Halo, etc.

I went into the future with my time machine to check out what it looks like when my ultimate fleet is finished, but it is completed 5 years after Laser War: Cataclysmion!!!!! ends. sob.

Oh, and I am also breeding the midget elvis impersonators with the DNA from every powerful creature combined into one strand of DNA, so they can now have the abilities of everything that ever existed. Oh, and they still reproduce as much as ever, so there is an infinite amount of them.

I can ensure my safety with the unique brainwave chip that can only be used by me, which is in my nural lace and will detonate with the force of 100,000 megatons if tampered with my another being or machine, and I have a mini forcefield around me, just as strong as the one around the ruins of Love Shack, but it is so thin you can't tell it's there and it molds to my body so I still look natural. But it lets me breathe and live, because it was specially calibrated for me.

Basically I cannot be killed by any means, except by one thing (which I will not tell you what the only thing that can bring down me and my entire army with.)

If anyone were to figure out this weakness of mine, they could instantly kill me and all of my forces, and my forces would all automatically go to heII, so they would belong to Twitch6666.

I, however, am a good boy so I will not go to heII.

  • 07.26.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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Remembering how frag master and his midgets behaved in previous wars, DaElAlTH2 shows them(frag master and midgets) a picture from a -blam!- magazine.


[Edited on 7/26/2004 2:28:58 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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Frag Master examines the magazine for a brief minute, and then says

Dude? WTF?!?!?!?!?! my mags make this one look like a JC Penny catalog!

*shows DaEIAITH2 one of his magazines*

*DaEIAITH2 runs away screaming, but then turns around and steals the magazine from Frag Master and then proceeds to run away to his private chambers...*


Frag Master chuckles and says, "Gets em every time..."

  • 07.26.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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Sadly, DaElAlTH2 have been reading to many badly spelled, all caps posts, so his eyes have melted, making him completely blind. He is also deaf. And have no sense of smell. And can't feel anything. And his tounge is cut out. And he is essentially dead.

  • 07.26.2004 2:46 PM PDT
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awww, what the heck.... I'm tired of waiting, I'll just attack you guys now

*Frag Master hops into time machine, retrieves forces from the future and goes into the present with 126 Star Forges, 126 Halos, 1,223,829,659,892,982,819,111,209 capitol ships, and 82769763962983759732 troops along with other WMD's at his disposal.*

...Five Seconds Later...

The universe is at the mercy of Frag Master and he is then seated at the throne of the invincible empire. (aka Frag Masters army)

then a little girl walks up to the throne and says, "Hail, emperor Frag Master, I brought you some meatloaf to congratulate you on your conquest of the universe in a record 5 seconds flat!


NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*the invincible empire are automatically obliterated, but Frag Master survives miraculously with the help of the escaping midget elvis impersonators*

since the elvis impersonators have all the DNA from everything, they also eat meatloaf due to the dog DNA, so now all the meatloaf does is take away the extra DNA. They shield me from the meatloaf and carry me off to our secret base to recuperate and get better so I can once again plot to take over the world. (which means I probably won't be able to fight again in this version of Laser Wars) Of course the midget elvis impersonators will be quite active... muahahahahahaha cover your back sides....

  • 07.26.2004 2:52 PM PDT
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I use my new forces the forces of thunderhammer and my mechs.I have ten atlases guarding the gate to my base.



P.S I use to be mechmaster and Ontomee.

  • 07.27.2004 6:10 PM PDT
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supersniper waits, kneeling at the edge of a cliff over looking the "battle" below. "Fools." he scoffs, as he walkes away...

  • 07.27.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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The great Hunter accends from the depths of undergroundedness with his squadrens of geneticaly mutated refugies. They hid out after the last laser war and are now returning. They have been geneticaly enhanced to breed at an alarming rate (which will also make a nice side show).



[Edited on 7/29/2004 2:42:12 PM]

  • 07.27.2004 6:56 PM PDT
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The Hunter sends a family through the war grounds to deliver a message to Luietenant Pat. They are all killed but their children make it to Pat.
The message pledges Hunter's entire military support for an alliance.

  • 07.27.2004 6:58 PM PDT
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Okay MasterGrunt44 gets a sniper and starts picking people off.Then I get a Battle Rifle and go crazy on people.

  • 07.27.2004 7:00 PM PDT