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The most awesome thing ever!

Fine.

lieut_pat opens a com with Cannon,"Cannon, my fleet is ready. Need some help?"

  • 07.29.2004 11:32 AM PDT
Subject: LASER WAR: CATACLYSMION!!!!!
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Posted by: lieut_pat
Fill me in please.


Cannon is attacking supersniper who is now a godsend. All of Cannons ships are destroyed. Tango's looking for Xerah and doing something weird with a sock.

  • 07.29.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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Don't forget me Cannon I"ve got the G-weapon helping you out.

  • 07.29.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
Ten Capital Dropships put down near an enemy held city. A statue is being erected by the slaves of supersniper. The dropships fire several shots into the building throughout the city, so to not hurt any slaves. Ten Zar troops run quickly to cover behind an unattached arm of the statue. They begin firing their DZ-21's, blasting away at poorly armed security troops. A squad of Lancers, each carrying a Strike Shield, run in and form a line in front of the Zar, giving them some protection. Harak Pulse Staffs recoil as they fire their deadly bolts, killing many an enemy.
Thean they hear a great noise like the pounding of many feet supersnipers army stands before them. "Silly human fools," says the large shadowy figure that is supersniper "you really think you can defet a Godsend such as myself! Well you can go ahead and try." with that supersniper readied his giant sythe and the army unsheathed their weapons

[Edited on 7/29/2004 11:35:17 AM]

  • 07.29.2004 11:34 AM PDT

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Yes Pat, I could use some help. Supersniper is a godsend or sent, whatever it is.

Ragnarok Tanks pull up into position and prepare to bombard the enemy buildings while NRV's eliminate all footsoldier hostiles.

  • 07.29.2004 11:35 AM PDT
Subject: LASER WAR: CATACLYSMION!!!!!

Just then 100 Atlases drop to the ground and a Raptor 2 mech also but its not seen.

  • 07.29.2004 11:35 AM PDT

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Posted by: lieut_pat
Fill me in please.


Cannon is attacking supersniper who is now a godsend. All of Cannons ships are destroyed. Tango's looking for Xerah and doing something weird with a sock.



I still have some ships.

  • 07.29.2004 11:35 AM PDT
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Hunters army of mutants roars down to the ground in cruisers behind Cannons troops reinforcing them.

[Edited on 7/29/2004 11:37:16 AM]

  • 07.29.2004 11:36 AM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

You got it Cannon. I'm sending a fleet in as we speak. A squad of troopers will help you groundside.

supersniper! You left out a piece of the puzzle! You forgot that I saw the Praetor defeat the Godsends before. I can do the same now. Though it won't kill you or destroy your army, it will destroy your powers!

  • 07.29.2004 11:38 AM PDT
Subject: LASER WAR: CATACLYSMION!!!!!

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"KILL THEM ALL!" yelled the red Armored Vulcan, leading the assault. The tanks focus their fire on supersniper. NRV's circle the enemy army, letting loose with their Yadora Plasma Cannons. Both sides are shredding each other apart. Draiges circle overhead, blasting the enemy away with Destro-Grenades. Scarabs roll, yes roll, onto the scene and begin firing at any enemy in their path.

  • 07.29.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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The mutants moveinto flanking position around Snipers troops and prepares for the command.

  • 07.29.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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To back up Cannon the G-weapon gets the heavy artillery ready and fires like a madman but never missing.

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  • 07.29.2004 11:39 AM PDT
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Three armies stand before supersniper, he grips his sythe and charges swinging his weapon with deadly precision, cutting the legs off of 'mechs with the strength only a Godsend could posses, havoc and death follow him in his bloody wake...

  • 07.29.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
The mutants letout their full furry destroyng Snipers troops and infecting any they can get their hands on.

The infected troops turn on their comrads and a bloody civil war ensues. Brothers killing brothers friend killing fathers. It is a horrible site.

[Edited on 7/29/2004 11:42:26 AM]

  • 07.29.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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Lancers line the building tops, activating the 10x zoom on their Harak staffs. They open fire upon any targets of opportunity. Supersniper can be seen cutting down many soldiers of Cannons, Hunters, and Pats.

  • 07.29.2004 11:41 AM PDT
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Then Tango's fleet appears out of nowhere. It float in the space above the planet. No one know what he's going to do next.

PS:Hunter I'm not doing anything with a sock!

  • 07.29.2004 11:41 AM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango

PS:Hunter I'm not doing anything with a sock!


Good you had me worried.

  • 07.29.2004 11:43 AM PDT
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Sseeing as how noone notices him MasterGrunt puts away the gun and takes out the beam saber and indestructible shield to attack suresniper with.

  • 07.29.2004 11:44 AM PDT
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Master grunt, That's probably a bad idea.

  • 07.29.2004 11:45 AM PDT

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Sseeing as how noone notices him MasterGrunt puts away the gun and takes out the beam saber and indestructible shield to attack suresniper with.


The G-weapon would probably be a better idea.

  • 07.29.2004 11:45 AM PDT
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The 3 combined armies seem to be making an impact on Snipers men but the all await Pats plan to take Snipers powers.

  • 07.29.2004 11:46 AM PDT
Subject: The Closing of The Gate
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lieut_pat's personal cruiser is not on the field. It is in slipspace, heading towards the center of the universe. The ship drops out of slipspace and sends a dropship to the Gate. lieut_pat gets out of the dropship along with 10 Perfect Swords.

"Very simple really. All I have to do is give the gate a nudge."

lieut_pat pushes on the gate and feels a strange force in him. But he closes the gate just the same.

"Good thing the Godsends aren't here" he thought 'I have a feeling I will return though, and the fate of the universe shall be decided on that day."

supersniper drops to the ground and feels weakened. he gets up only to find that he no longer posses Godsend powers! Fortunatly his fleet and slaves are still there.

[Edited on 7/29/2004 11:48:41 AM]

  • 07.29.2004 11:46 AM PDT
Subject: LASER WAR: CATACLYSMION!!!!!

Just then the Raptor 2 fires a Bokafit Kamakazi Missle blowing Mr.Godsends nuts off.

  • 07.29.2004 11:47 AM PDT