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Subject: I am teh awesom
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What is so much fun?

  • 07.30.2004 4:50 PM PDT
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Its kind of died down- it could be cool if someone would make a new name to be something new for everyone to fight. That way, your more likely to accept defeat, if your just doing it for entertainment. A suicide mission, if you will.

  • 07.30.2004 5:13 PM PDT
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Then a giant time/space rift opens and the undead of the past laser wars come pouring out.

  • 07.30.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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Alright guys hmm... who wants then to go do some war games all of us none of us die and we still have all our troops and it is if we were fighting a real war. Both ground and air.

  • 07.30.2004 5:27 PM PDT
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Alright FS you wanta go, lets go.

  • 07.30.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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what you want remember what we type is what we would do in a real war but none of our forces die in the end. I would like another ground war. With low-orbit air combat.

  • 07.30.2004 5:31 PM PDT
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Alright this battle will be fought in orbit and on the ice world of Helmora. I begin to assemble my ground forces.

  • 07.30.2004 5:35 PM PDT
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Large troop transports land on the tundra. Thousands of troops and tanks/apcs/rocket trucks/orbital frames/Artillary pieces/MAV(mobile artilary peices) rush out of them. Fighters and dropships fly overhead. As well as the new barrage ships(basically dropships with the side cut open and all the troop space taken up to put in heavy artillary peices and cruiser weaponry).

[Edited on 7/30/2004 5:41:59 PM]

  • 07.30.2004 5:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Excommunicado
Its kind of died down- it could be cool if someone would make a new name to be something new for everyone to fight. That way, your more likely to accept defeat, if your just doing it for entertainment. A suicide mission, if you will.


I liked the story. It was so good around twenty pages ago that I could have written a book about it.

  • 07.30.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Banshee Barron
Posted by: Excommunicado
Its kind of died down- it could be cool if someone would make a new name to be something new for everyone to fight. That way, your more likely to accept defeat, if your just doing it for entertainment. A suicide mission, if you will.


I liked the story. It was so good around twenty pages ago that I could have written a book about it.

where like when we on the xion homeworld or another time.

  • 07.30.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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I may just for the hell of it right a story losely based in this universe if you want your character in it send me a pm of what you would like to see and what not to see.

[Edited on 7/30/2004 5:53:00 PM]

  • 07.30.2004 5:50 PM PDT
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I can do crap 'til Xerah gets here.

  • 07.30.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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You mean you won't go to the war games till xerah comes.

  • 07.30.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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No, I mean I can't do crap 'cuz she in my freakin' ship. Man, I think I'm going to have to break up with her! (cannon/mastergrunt insert amsrt comment here.)

  • 07.30.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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lol and you still haven't tried to escape the planet.

  • 07.30.2004 6:46 PM PDT
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You know what screw her I'm leaving. -blam!-, can't do anything F****n' thing with her. She never here!

  • 07.30.2004 6:48 PM PDT
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i want this war game to get started so i will let you through the blockade.

  • 07.30.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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Excommunicado ripped aside the cloth marking the entrance of the shaman hut. He stood in the doorway, smoke blowing past him out into the oustide world, revealing an old man sitting on the dirt floor, cross legged, apparently deep in meditation.

The dark robed figure standing in the doorway slammed his fist into one of the wooden posts holding the hut up, shattering it completely. The tent slumped on one side, awakening the old man.
He seemed quite taken aback by the stranger in his hut.

Advancing from the doorway, Excommunicado moved towards the man, who stood up. Looking each other in the eyes, they began pacing in circles opposite of each other.

"How did you do this?" The old man inquired perturbedly. He seemed more annoyed than fearful with the entrance of this dark figure.

"How am I not one of your spectral minions? How I lost just as much as the children of apocalypse, and yet have still come here?" Excommunicado moved closer to the old, wrinkled man. "Because I rejected you when you probed me. I rejected you before I was even concious in this world. I've seen through you. I care only for my true escape."

A malicious smile spread across the old mans face. "You're too late. The world of men is already under seige."


[In the physical world]
A portal, a giant rift in the air, spread from nothingness like a massive orifice. It grew in its 2-dimensional plane, pushing and distorting the world around it.

Fog leaked from through the portal. It stopped quivering, and then a massive shadow, seeming to be composed of many small shadows, poured forth from the portal onto the mortal plane once again.
The shadow, the plague, spread across the land, darkening the sun, consuming all life within many miles of the portal. All sounds but a bone-chilling hissing noise were muted, filling the stalwart survivors with agonizing dissillusionment.

Excommunicado narrowed his gaze at the laughing Weaver. "I will return for you, you wretched demon." He spoke only one word, and everything around him burst into flames. Walking away, he heard, amidst the screams of agony, "My retribution will be absolute, Destroyer! You've sealed your own fate!"

Excommunicado smiled to himself for the first time in 19 years.

"I will be fate, and I will seal what I choose!"



Unto Fallen Seraph and his many allies came a wispy spirit, only half visible.
"Yes, you have known me to be dead. I have fought a war on another plane, but I could not overcome. The foe is spilling forth into this realm, intent on conquesting all life. You must band together to fight this- it will not be easy. It will not be done quickly, if it is to be done at all. There is still something I must do before I can aid you in fighting back this terrible unearth onslaught. If you fail, nothing will be left, and you will be left, caged into an empty world, like I am."


Everything is at stake. If you fail, you damn everyone. Don't fail.

  • 07.30.2004 7:03 PM PDT
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The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat hears a strange voice in his head, his ally of old, Ex. Not understanding quite what Ex meant, other than total war, he mobilizes all his forces to move out at his command

  • 07.30.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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All forces return from training exercises and join up with lieuts forces.

  • 07.30.2004 7:17 PM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat finally fully understands the problem at hand, a black crusade of the minions of Hell. To combat this, lieut_pat's soldiers receive the sacrements, baptism and the like. With their faith trusted in God, they prepare to take on this black hoard.

  • 07.30.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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I jokingly think to myself "damn these ghosts i always seem to find them" His mind searches the many planets of the universe. Till he comes across a solar system its sun as dark as coal all the wrolds black with dark cloads. The very space itself seem charged with evil energy.

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Believing this is what was prophised my troops once again recite the passage of what was now known as the Gods Message. His forces prayed to their various gods. As they marched aboard the troop carriers and headed towards the black planet where the minions of hell spawned and formed the demonical plans.

  • 07.30.2004 7:22 PM PDT
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To spell this all out- angry, embittered souls are pouring forth from the nether, bent on annhilating this world you fight for. It won't be hard to find the foe- it is spreading across the world. Just the average steel won't work, each sword and bullet must be individually enchanted and empowered so that it will rend undead flesh. It would be impractical to do this for every bullet, so you must rely mostly on ground forces armed with melee weapons.
It is certain the death toll will be astronomical, but the foe is called the children of apocalypse after all.

  • 07.30.2004 7:24 PM PDT
Subject: I am teh awesom

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  • 07.30.2004 7:24 PM PDT