- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
cast:Red neo, Red ghost,Red spart,Red gamer,Blue icee,Blue flood,Blue chief.
episode one Red version
Red ghost:get in the worthog solider
Red spart:i,i captain
Red ghost:no it's yes sir
Red spart:sorry
Red ghost:sorrys not good enough and it's "Sir sorry sir"
Red gamer:are you guys at it again
Red ghost:yes
Red spart:No
*red spart and ghost look at each other
Red ghost:No
Red spart:yes
Red gamer:sigh
*they all get in the hog and drive off to the blue base*
Blue chief:I like my new black armor it makes me look more officail. Like I'm the guy you can count on.
Blue icee:then what's 2+2
Blue chief: I said it makes me look offical
Blue icee:so your dumb
Blue chief:no
blue icee:so your smart
Blue chief:no I mean yes I mean no I mean. WY YOU SON OF A!!!!!
Blue flood:no cursing you guys anyway I have good news
Blue Icee and Blue chief:WHAT!!!
Blue flood:The red people are coming in there shiny hog and are going to kill us all
Blue icee:that's good news
Blue flood:nope that's what I felt like telling you. THe good news is look at my funny drawing
*pulls out a picture of Blue flood's parents making out*
Blue chief:you where raped when you where a small child weren't you
Blue flood: yes and I'm pretty sure it will scare me for like