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Subject: The war!!!
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cast:Red neo, Red ghost,Red spart,Red gamer,Blue icee,Blue flood,Blue chief.
episode one Red version

Red ghost:get in the worthog solider
Red spart:i,i captain
Red ghost:no it's yes sir
Red spart:sorry
Red ghost:sorrys not good enough and it's "Sir sorry sir"
Red gamer:are you guys at it again
Red ghost:yes
Red spart:No
*red spart and ghost look at each other
Red ghost:No
Red spart:yes
Red gamer:sigh
*they all get in the hog and drive off to the blue base*

Blue chief:I like my new black armor it makes me look more officail. Like I'm the guy you can count on.
Blue icee:then what's 2+2
Blue chief: I said it makes me look offical
Blue icee:so your dumb
Blue chief:no
blue icee:so your smart
Blue chief:no I mean yes I mean no I mean. WY YOU SON OF A!!!!!
Blue flood:no cursing you guys anyway I have good news
Blue Icee and Blue chief:WHAT!!!
Blue flood:The red people are coming in there shiny hog and are going to kill us all
Blue icee:that's good news
Blue flood:nope that's what I felt like telling you. THe good news is look at my funny drawing
*pulls out a picture of Blue flood's parents making out*
Blue chief:you where raped when you where a small child weren't you
Blue flood: yes and I'm pretty sure it will scare me for like

  • 07.26.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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come on I worked really hard on this

  • 07.26.2004 12:00 PM PDT
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I smell a spammer or bumper or a guy who is going to get kicked out and be gone from bungie

  • 07.26.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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Try acting older than 5 years old next time - Maka

[Edited on 7/26/2004 12:05:19 PM by MakaVeli4LIfe1]

  • 07.26.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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this guy has been kicked alot and s stil coming through.

  • 07.26.2004 12:04 PM PDT
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okay then what do you guys think

  • 07.26.2004 12:08 PM PDT
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yeah but makas brother is nice.

  • 07.26.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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how do u know i am not 5 years old

  • 07.26.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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yet aontoher spammer to destroy to you I say f off you mother I better stop

  • 07.26.2004 12:11 PM PDT
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Nice story, its funny.

Dude it IS cartman's mom! blah blah Sheiza. Alrighty then.

  • 07.26.2004 12:59 PM PDT
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here's chapter 2


*the reds move in with the hog shooting down the poor defense less blues*
Red ghost: ya this is awesome we got them pinned down
Red gamer: Don't get -blam!-y
REd ghost:what!!! don't get coaxy
Red gamer:coooky!!!
REd ghost: okay I won't get cooky
Red gamer:sigh*
Red spart:hay they went inside that building
*everyone look at the 5 story high tower that floats in the sky*
Red ghost:Damn where did that come from
Red spart: not that one that one *points at a small little warehouse
Red gamer:0ooohhh

Blue flood: thank god we found cover here
Blue icee: DUCK!!!
Blue chief: WHERE!!!
Blue flood: over there see there's a cute little ducky happely in a little puddle.
Blue icee: I wanna pet it *starts petting it* AHHH!!!! it bite my fingure and it's bleeding
Blue chief:I'll take care of it *starts shooting the duck* Yea I killed that biach
Blue flood: hay i was going to breed it with other ducks so we could have an army of ducks to defeat the reds and then we would've won the prize
Blue icee: what prize
Blue flood:you know the grand prize
Blue chief: you mean the terd
Blue icee: Yea now i remeber it was so cute

[Edited on 7/26/2004 1:15:10 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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There done

[Edited on 7/26/2004 1:15:29 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 1:09 PM PDT
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who asked you

  • 07.26.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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you stop. I know your history

[Edited on 7/26/2004 1:24:30 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 1:24 PM PDT