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Subject: One billion reasons that brutes will not be in multiplayer
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Okay well its not realy one billion but a you get the point.

1.Brutes are -blam!-
2.Monkeys cant snipe
3.they are half naked
4.they would have to change their size
5.they havent earned it
6.they be ugly
7.i dont like them
8.you dont like them
9.WE dont like them
10.they are jerks
11.elites are better
12.hunters are better
13.jackals are better
14.engineers are better
15.grunts are better
16.prophets are -blam!-
17.drones are annoying
18.brute+energy swors=wtf?
19.Brutes are -blam!-(i know it was #1 but they just are thay g4y)
20.no one wants to get T-baged by a monkey
21.guns is the worst song EVER
22.bungie is to good for that
23.Im only going up to 30 FYI
24.Probably have bad aiming
25.hands are to fat
26.to fat
27.#1 and #19 again
28.Probably were not on reach
29.rather be a grunt
30.#11 again
31.To hell with #23
32.I dont want to spend money on a campaign and 2 years of getting tea bagged by kidnapped people lizards and monkeys
33.probably smell bad
34.i farted
35.Sergent johnson would be mad
36.(opposite of this thread)I would allow it if they were british
37.they are not british
38.#40 doesnt like #38
39.STOP FIGHTING
40.#38 is a -blam!-
41.#4 and #35 are probably the only valid points

Add on if you want or prove me wrong what ever floats your boat

[Edited on 11.10.2009 5:57 PM PST]

  • 11.10.2009 5:44 PM PDT
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however much I am against brutes in mp, I can't help but notice 16 and 17 and 21 and 23 have nothing to do with brutes...

  • 11.10.2009 5:47 PM PDT

Almost a ghost.

That's 30.

  • 11.10.2009 5:47 PM PDT
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My new B.net account is Grizzled Ancient. If you see him, its me.

1,000,000,000. you have no say in the matter

  • 11.10.2009 5:47 PM PDT

This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal.
All this pain is an illusion.

You left out 9,999,970 reasons

  • 11.10.2009 5:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Darksoulgamer
You left out 9,999,970 reasons

did you even look at the first sentence

  • 11.10.2009 5:50 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Posted by: iEfren
Okay well its not realy one billion but a you get the point.


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  • 11.10.2009 5:50 PM PDT

Almost a ghost.

Posted by: SweetTRIX
Posted by: iEfren
Okay well its not realy one billion but a you get the point.


Reported for false advertisement.


lol!

  • 11.10.2009 5:51 PM PDT

How to spell "space"?

S-P-ACE! SPACE!

1,000,000,000 claimed. 30 listed. 0 valid.

FAIL

[Edited on 11.10.2009 5:53 PM PST]

  • 11.10.2009 5:53 PM PDT

~Tuddi~
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They can eat you and they look like this

[Edited on 11.10.2009 5:55 PM PST]

  • 11.10.2009 5:55 PM PDT

I like how not one of those reasons makes a good argument, and how most of them aren't even related to gameplay issues.

  • 11.10.2009 5:55 PM PDT

Awesome isn’t just a word. Awesome is a way of life. Awesome is a way of war. Teamwork matters the most. Lone Wolves jeopardize the missions. Teamwork is key. Resistance is futile. The covenant fear us, not the other way around. We don’t fight for Earth. We don’t fight for Reach. We fight for the good of mankind because we are A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Alpha Wolf Elite Squadron Ordinary Mammals Electrocuted. Click the Homepage.

Posted by: Darksoulgamer
You left out 9,999,970 reasons

You mean 999,999,970?

  • 11.10.2009 6:00 PM PDT

Awesome isn’t just a word. Awesome is a way of life. Awesome is a way of war. Teamwork matters the most. Lone Wolves jeopardize the missions. Teamwork is key. Resistance is futile. The covenant fear us, not the other way around. We don’t fight for Earth. We don’t fight for Reach. We fight for the good of mankind because we are A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Alpha Wolf Elite Squadron Ordinary Mammals Electrocuted. Click the Homepage.

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Posted by: SweetTRIX
Posted by: iEfren
Okay well its not realy one billion but a you get the point.


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lol!

double lol!

  • 11.10.2009 6:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: GenerateX3
Posted by: Darksoulgamer
You left out 9,999,970 reasons

You mean 999,999,970?
i think both of you mean 999,999,959

  • 11.10.2009 6:02 PM PDT

Awesome isn’t just a word. Awesome is a way of life. Awesome is a way of war. Teamwork matters the most. Lone Wolves jeopardize the missions. Teamwork is key. Resistance is futile. The covenant fear us, not the other way around. We don’t fight for Earth. We don’t fight for Reach. We fight for the good of mankind because we are A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Alpha Wolf Elite Squadron Ordinary Mammals Electrocuted. Click the Homepage.

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Posted by: GenerateX3
Posted by: Darksoulgamer
You left out 9,999,970 reasons

You mean 999,999,970?
i think both of you mean 999,999,959

nope, because 11 of those reasons were repeats.

[Edited on 11.10.2009 6:05 PM PST]

  • 11.10.2009 6:04 PM PDT
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go -blam!- your palm

  • 11.10.2009 6:05 PM PDT

[Insert Catchy Phrase here]

Posted by: iEfren

3.they are half naked

how is this bad?

  • 11.10.2009 6:05 PM PDT

Awesome isn’t just a word. Awesome is a way of life. Awesome is a way of war. Teamwork matters the most. Lone Wolves jeopardize the missions. Teamwork is key. Resistance is futile. The covenant fear us, not the other way around. We don’t fight for Earth. We don’t fight for Reach. We fight for the good of mankind because we are A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Alpha Wolf Elite Squadron Ordinary Mammals Electrocuted. Click the Homepage.

somebody has attitude............................

  • 11.10.2009 6:06 PM PDT
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i know you jerk you made me cry

  • 11.10.2009 6:06 PM PDT

Awesome isn’t just a word. Awesome is a way of life. Awesome is a way of war. Teamwork matters the most. Lone Wolves jeopardize the missions. Teamwork is key. Resistance is futile. The covenant fear us, not the other way around. We don’t fight for Earth. We don’t fight for Reach. We fight for the good of mankind because we are A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Alpha Wolf Elite Squadron Ordinary Mammals Electrocuted. Click the Homepage.

Im sorry..............

XD

  • 11.10.2009 6:08 PM PDT

Almost a ghost.

Posted by: GenerateX3
Posted by: Skeltoro I
Posted by: SweetTRIX
Posted by: iEfren
Okay well its not realy one billion but a you get the point.


Reported for false advertisement.


lol!

double lol!

triple lol!

  • 11.10.2009 6:08 PM PDT
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dun wurry itz k:)

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  • 11.10.2009 6:08 PM PDT

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um there should be only one reason...that they havent joined the covenant yet!!!

  • 11.10.2009 6:09 PM PDT

Awesome isn’t just a word. Awesome is a way of life. Awesome is a way of war. Teamwork matters the most. Lone Wolves jeopardize the missions. Teamwork is key. Resistance is futile. The covenant fear us, not the other way around. We don’t fight for Earth. We don’t fight for Reach. We fight for the good of mankind because we are A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Alpha Wolf Elite Squadron Ordinary Mammals Electrocuted. Click the Homepage.

:)

  • 11.10.2009 6:09 PM PDT
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i did not know in that 3month period between reach and halo 2(or less idk) they joined

  • 11.10.2009 6:10 PM PDT

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