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Subject: What a horrible update

Posted by: Ushan
Because Muslims surgically implant organic bombs in their testicles, which in turn will be injected into women during sex, which will grow into BABY BOMBS!

Posted by: Hylebos
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Oh, and they said something was coming around christmas. No idea what, but 'bungie santa' is on his way.

Its reach info obviously.

Fact: To play the Reach beta, one must buy ODST.

Fact: The holidays are a time of year when people buy things they don't need.

Conclusion: To boost sales for ODST, Microsoft and Bungie will release major information about the gameplay of the beta by late november to mid december to boost sales of ODST over the holidays as parents rush out to buy copies of the game so their childerkins can play the beta when it comes out.


That's marketing for ya!

[Edited on 11.13.2009 4:06 PM PST]

  • 11.13.2009 4:05 PM PDT

I'd like to be half-man half-tree in an octopus' garden in the shade.

Talking about it wouldn't help them. They're trying to keep it low-key; talking about it would inform many people who are unaware of the leak about the pictures.

  • 11.13.2009 4:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Desert Wolf
im one second from taking this to the next level.

Posted by: Deathtrap462
Talking about it wouldn't help them. They're trying to keep it low-key; talking about it would inform many people who are unaware of the leak about the pictures.
That makes no sense. The people on Bnet who would be informed already know.

  • 11.13.2009 4:11 PM PDT
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Secret's out though they know they can't stop it. Ignoring it has just been making them look worse.

  • 11.13.2009 4:54 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

Atleast there is some sort of reliable update every week and we don't have to worry "is it going to be up this week"

  • 11.13.2009 5:00 PM PDT

Posted by: SCISSOEMETIMBERS
Secret's out though they know they can't stop it. Ignoring it has just been making them look worse.

They aren't ignoring it. They simply don't care. You shouldn't either.

  • 11.13.2009 5:02 PM PDT

I don't want to be in your group quit spamming me

the fact that they comfirmed that we're getting info by christmas is good enough for me. thats only like 1 and 1/2 months :O.

  • 11.13.2009 5:03 PM PDT

I am just wondering how long they are going to make usless updates with no info that I can't even be bothered to read untill reach is good enough to give us some info.

  • 11.13.2009 5:07 PM PDT

Posted by: BIGNERENT
I am just wondering how long they are going to make usless updates with no info that I can't even be bothered to read untill reach is good enough to give us some info.

You were clearly never around when Halo 3 was being developed. This is buisness as usual mate.

  • 11.13.2009 5:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: SCISSOEMETIMBERS
Secret's out though they know they can't stop it. Ignoring it has just been making them look worse.

They aren't ignoring it. They simply don't care. You shouldn't either.


No, they are ignoring it. The obvously care. Any game company would care about a leak. And lets face it. What we saw makes halo 2's graphics look amazing...If they say anything about it, people that don't already know will now know. So it's not that they don't care. They are ignoring it as he said.

  • 11.13.2009 5:10 PM PDT

Posted by: GiggityGuy7
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Am I the only one that noticed that they confirmed Vidmaster challenges in Reach in this update?
Ah, no there isn't.

Sixth paragraph. The test team finished their "hojillionth" run of the vidmasters. Maybe he meant the current ones?

To Kurty: That would probably make more sense. But it's odd that the TEST TEAM is doing vidmasters that don't need testing.


They were talking about ODST, go read it again, they were talking about a video podcast or something, where they did them again with the mics for the podcasts on after pulling some test teams in. They may have been refering the test team that tested the ODST Vidmasters in the first place. Hence why he said "Hojillionth". It confused me the first time I read it, but just re-read, and you can tell they are talking about ODST, it doesnt really mention anything about reach for the most part, besides that little santa thing as a hint to maybe some info.

  • 11.13.2009 5:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: BIGNERENT
I am just wondering how long they are going to make usless updates with no info that I can't even be bothered to read untill reach is good enough to give us some info.

You were clearly never around when Halo 3 was being developed. This is buisness as usual mate.


I followed halo 2 since the begining. I know this is how it gose but it is just bad all togeather. I think we had a little more info less then a year form launch during halo 3. Since the game will likely come out in september. We have less then a year to go, and we do not even know who the main charicters are. All we have is people trying to match silowets.

  • 11.13.2009 5:12 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

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Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: SCISSOEMETIMBERS
Secret's out though they know they can't stop it. Ignoring it has just been making them look worse.

They aren't ignoring it. They simply don't care. You shouldn't either.


No, they are ignoring it. The obvously care. Any game company would care about a leak. And lets face it. What we saw makes halo 2's graphics look amazing...If they say anything about it, people that don't already know will now know. So it's not that they don't care. They are ignoring it as he said.


I hope you are not under the impression that the leaked photos are the final version... If so, then that is depressing. Bungie really doesn't seem to care about the leak. "Seem" being the key word.

What do you want them to say about the leaks? Mentioning just lets more people know there was a leak in the first place.

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Posted by: Hylebos
Posted by: SCISSOEMETIMBERS
Secret's out though they know they can't stop it. Ignoring it has just been making them look worse.

They aren't ignoring it. They simply don't care. You shouldn't either.


you're right. let's just all be ignorant it's what the cool kids do.

  • 11.13.2009 5:22 PM PDT

I used to get on these forums back in the Halo 1, anticipating Halo 2 days...I'm back :)

*EPIC FACEPALM*

Would you PLEASE stop making threads? I've stumbled upon many of your threads, and NONE of them bring up a good point. Just stop, please? My IQ keeps dropping every time I see a thread of yours.

Just please do this, for the sake of Bungie.net.

  • 11.13.2009 5:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Grunt Returns
*EPIC FACEPALM*

Would you PLEASE stop making threads? I've stumbled upon many of your threads, and NONE of them bring up a good point. Just stop, please? My IQ keeps dropping every time I see a thread of yours.

Just please do this, for the sake of Bungie.net.

Sorry I refuse to suck bungie dick like you and everyone else on this board seems to love to do.

[Edited on 11.13.2009 5:27 PM PST]

  • 11.13.2009 5:27 PM PDT
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No.

Posted by: Munchiesmunchie
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The leaked screenshots are either fake, or part of an alpha build, either way, it will bear little similarity to the final game.


Meh, I honestly think they're fake. IGN also said they are.


Please explain how such pics could be faked? The pause menu with the AR in the BG especially?

  • 11.13.2009 5:34 PM PDT

I used to get on these forums back in the Halo 1, anticipating Halo 2 days...I'm back :)

Posted by: SCISSOEMETIMBERS
Posted by: Grunt Returns
*EPIC FACEPALM*

Would you PLEASE stop making threads? I've stumbled upon many of your threads, and NONE of them bring up a good point. Just stop, please? My IQ keeps dropping every time I see a thread of yours.

Just please do this, for the sake of Bungie.net.

Sorry I refuse to suck bungie dick like you and everyone else on this board seems to love to do.


It's not performing oral sex, it's having proper grammar, spelling, and having a functioning brain.

  • 11.13.2009 5:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

Posted by: Blade967
It was better than nothing.

  • 11.13.2009 6:17 PM PDT

they did have a pic in an update last week about the bungie store with white MS paint watermarks. I thought that was kind of funny. If bungie says something about it, it would just draw more attention to the "problem"

  • 11.13.2009 6:23 PM PDT
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Canada is America done right

to keep people wondering until they are ready to release the game.
its like complaining that a movie trailer didn't tell what would happen in the movie.
retard

  • 11.13.2009 6:24 PM PDT

they could easily be CE mods.

Posted by: master piraka

Please explain how such pics could be faked? The pause menu with the AR in the BG especially?

  • 11.13.2009 6:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: SCISSOEMETIMBERS
You'd think they'd address the entire tom morrello deal by now. We're not retarded, and all this ignorance of a major reach development is really lame. Why doesn't the weekly update address/acknowledge the biggest halo news in months?


They sort of addressed it and recognized it on the one from last week (notice the big white Bungi3 and UrktheReD on the picture and at the end of it?)

I think this means that the leaked pictures are real, otherwise they wouldn't have alluded to them in the update

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  • 11.13.2009 6:30 PM PDT
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Guys, it's Bungie we're talking about. They love to make riddles and corny updates. The weekly update clearly had nothing to say, but they had to write it since it's their custom. It's Bungie's or Microsoft's own choice if they want to talk about the leaked pictures. The update gave a promise - wait patiently for Bungie Santa.
Just don't hope too much when you're sitting there spamming F5 on Christmas Eve.

And if you don't like that update, it's up to you.

Nobody gives a -blam!- anyway.

  • 11.13.2009 6:54 PM PDT

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