- TRITESANDWICH
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- Noble Legendary Member
Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.
Nope. During Reach the humans were still discovering the amazing protective capabilities of chainmail armor and the destructive potential of the broadsword.
The Covenant, always being 10 steps ahead of the game, was using projectile weaponry such as the M1 Garand which humans would later learn to use themselves.