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Subject: New funny quotes for the enemys

We all know the awkward and socially unfriendly quotes that the enemy's scream at u in the halo series from WORT WORT WORT to THE JERK STORE JUST CALLED AND THERE ALL OUT OF U. lets hear some of your ideas

  • 11.16.2009 2:29 PM PDT

I hunt for the Prophet of Contentment, the San 'Shyumm that murdered my son, and stole his birthright, his Energy Sword. They call our species Heretics. They claim to all that our tongues sting, our words a vile poison that feeds on the unworthy. I have seen the true face of Heresy. The head of a gallant warrior lay on the ground. His neck scorched and blistered, scarred by his own blade. I shall retrieve the weapon, and drive it through that bastard's heart! Punishment for his sins is nigh.

"The last time I slaughtered one as cowardly as you, I found he had wet his armor!" - An Elite mocking you when you take cover for an extended period of time.

  • 11.16.2009 2:32 PM PDT

Everybody in the world's tryin' to get out of Washington And we're the only smocks tryin' to get in!
-Independence day

Elite- YMCA-YMCA Its fun to stay at the YMcA

  • 11.16.2009 2:33 PM PDT

Posted by: StealyKealy313
We all know the awkward and socially unfriendly quotes that the enemy's scream at u in the halo series from WORT WORT WORT to THE JERK STORE JUST CALLED AND THERE ALL OUT OF U. lets hear some of your ideas


I dont think halo needs anymore lame dialogue....

  • 11.16.2009 2:34 PM PDT

Grunt says " this is ridiculous, I don't even believe in god! stupid covenant military."

  • 11.16.2009 2:34 PM PDT

Everybody in the world's tryin' to get out of Washington And we're the only smocks tryin' to get in!
-Independence day

Grunt-COVER M... Oh, Yipyap is dead...or was it Yapyip

  • 11.16.2009 2:38 PM PDT

Damn you 353 guilty spark! You killed the greatest stereotypical african american gun toting sergeant ever to tread upon a fictional futuristic setting!

Grunt -"And this is for David Hasslehof! What the hell was he thinking making that music video?"

  • 11.16.2009 2:38 PM PDT
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Love it.
Posted by: BOMB3RMAN2396
Grunt-COVER M... Oh, Yipyap is dead...or was it Yapyip


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I thought about a full proof way of having a super funny AI without the dumbness.

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=38973013

  • 11.16.2009 2:40 PM PDT

Moose

Wait if i already haz reconz and the vid-master thingy is still there then......................................................... ...................................WAHT DO IZ GETZ INSTEADZ OF RECON ARMORZ

ok here gose
hunter:................Hey why dont we ever talk?(Brute:HOLY -BLAM- I DIDNT KNOW THEY COULD TALK.)
Elite:Humans are the uglyest things ive ever seen (ironic),NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU (Adam Sandler refrence)
grunt:HA the new info on the "Spartan" isnt so scary (you walk in)HOLY -BLAM- (you were saying) shut up and SHOOT THE -BLAM-IN THING.

  • 11.16.2009 2:44 PM PDT
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"I put the laughter in Spartanslaughter" (That is if you play as a spartan)

  • 11.16.2009 2:47 PM PDT

I like Halo, It kills all sentinel life with sufficient bio-mass... and doesn't afraid of anything.

Rick Roll

The Game.

  • 11.16.2009 2:57 PM PDT

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http://halo.xbox.com/forums/members/rocketfox/default.aspx

Old GTs; RebelRobot, Flamedude

I honestly wish they stop saying "funny" soundbites all the time. Some desperation on Reach would be nice.

  • 11.16.2009 3:02 PM PDT
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No this game needs to be more serious.

  • 11.16.2009 3:19 PM PDT

alright u guys that are complaining u can post serious comments too

  • 11.16.2009 3:21 PM PDT
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brute-tanks

marine in tank-you`re welcome =D

grunt who`s squad just got pwned XD-umm i`m just gonna..woop woop woop

secret easteregg

black screen-wobey,wobey, wobey wobey wobey

very scared grunt shivering

brute to grunt-stop peeing on my new boots

  • 11.16.2009 3:23 PM PDT
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I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."

You (as a spartan) duck behind cover for an extended period of time.

Elite (or brute) says: "THATS NICE LOOKING ARMOR... DO THEY MAKE IT IN MENS SIZE!"

  • 11.16.2009 3:28 PM PDT

Here’s what Luke had to say about the differences in treatment between the Spartans and Elites in Reach:

“Instead of piece-by-piece customization like the Spartans, Elite customization is a full model swap with models selected from the various Elite classes appearing throughout the Campaign. There are all kinds of reasons for this, not the least of which is our continued emphasis on the Spartan as your identity in Reach.”

Ill get him with my TACTICAL GENIUS!

  • 11.16.2009 3:36 PM PDT