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All stores in a 1,000 mile radius just go up in flames, and as you order out of state, every truck you choose is highjacked by people in your neighborhood, and you have to pay mafia prices ($100) and as soon as you get $100 you find out they ran out, and bungie being out of funds, and microsoft going bankrupt sundenly for a similar reason Enron Did, and then you sit there, and you find under your couch, a Halo 2 disk, that the Halo 2 disk Gnomes layed there, and then when you play it, you sundenly get stricken with Lepresy, and your thumbs fall off, and then your eyeballs explode in their sockets, and your ears begin to bleed, and you go near-deaf. Then all your friends come over to your house, and use your big screen t.v. and none of them help you or anything. Then you go to heaven after most people (because you live about 100 years through luck) and then you find out, the Halo 2 disks are edited by god, and you shoot a healing salve at enemies, and they all giggle when they run at you, and you "die" when you're hugged, and you have to spend an eternity in that BS... To tell you the tru7h, anything that involves not being able to see Halo 2 for any odd reason, would be grounds for suicide for me... (at least)
Actually I've been waiting for about 2 years for Halo 2, my friend showed me the article in a magazine, and I got all physched. Then I heard "postpone" "postpone" so, this is the best hope to be accep- er... to have fun.
[Edited on 7/27/2004 3:50:28 AM]